Chapter 16 Photo Pageant
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Get up! If you don't get up, the dog-headed instructor will be fined again!"
The people in the dormitory next door asked them to go to military training together.
Hearing the word "instructor", Wang Gang's eyes opened, and he put on his shoes with everyone, and hurried to the playground with his shirt! When they walked to the playground, something was wrong, but none of the other classes in their class met!
Liang Wei looked at the watch and looked at everyone impatiently, "It's only two o'clock now, and it's only half past two o'clock!"
Just as everyone was staring at each other, I wonder who "was more than half an hour earlier, why don't you go back and sleep for a while!"
The result was obvious, and everyone criticized it at 3:0!
Then we went to the two paulownia trees, sat in a bunch along the steps, and started laughing and laughing. He met Nan Wei, who was sick on the first day of military training. The young man in Longxi was like singing in his dialect, and he was particularly cute. He was addicted to martial arts novels as soon as he returned to the house. Listening to everyone’s nickname when he was chatting, he was secretly happy. With so many "live treasures" together, his study life will definitely not be boring in the future!
Suddenly, Meng Jun, who sat on the side and didn't speak, "Don't talk about anything useless. When we were in the army, standing military posture was common, but we should be as tight as our class, and pressing the trouser seams to exert strength all over the body. I can guarantee that it will be difficult to walk tomorrow! In fact, standing military posture is to maintain a long-term posture. A standard attentive posture requires a long-term attentive posture, relying on concentration and concentration spirit! So as long as we keep our attention at all times, we will not experience sore legs! Neck pain! Arms sleepy problems! Then we should pay attention..."
At this time, the instructor walked up slowly and said sarcastically. "It seems that the training intensity was not in place this morning. I didn't sleep at noon and ran to the playground for a small meeting. It seems that the training intensity should be increased in the afternoon to save you from getting sick!"
Immediately afterwards, storms followed one after another, and I was rushing! After running for more than an hour, I suddenly said that I would rest on the spot for half an hour, and everyone sat on the grass.
Instructor Jiang shouted angrily. "Who asked you to sit? Usually, you are training to stand in military posture! Everyone is wearing beards and staring at them, and they all stand up! Remember to rest and stand in military posture!"
Everyone knows that "it's not bad for students but bad for big soldiers." If you can't get along with the instructor, you just can't get along with yourself. A hero will not suffer the loss at the moment! At the beginning, Wang Jie followed the secrets taught by veterans, and it was indeed not as uncomfortable as noon. It seems that "reading thousands of books is worse than traveling thousands of miles, traveling thousands of miles is worse than reading countless people, and reading countless people is worse than giving advice from experts."
Just as he was proud, there was another severe pain in the back of his cervical spine.
"How can a man not be able to hold his back? He can only look further and go further!"
Wang Gang was speechless, but when he scanned his eyes after a circle, he felt happy, because except for the "Seven Fairies", the erect breasts were almost the same as himself, and he couldn't see the erect breasts!
"Now we start pedaling and running practice. The difference from the previous stage is that in order to improve the overall effect, we started horizontal and vertical training. If anyone loses the chain, we will have to release the program! Accept the punishment."
At this time, he suddenly realized that just as everyone was standing in a military position, a young man came over and told each class that I was someone from the "monk class". It turned out that he was losing his chain and was punished! The so-called "monk class" is a pipe welding 05. All the handsome guys were very masculine even when they exhaled! Hearing that he wanted to catch a typical person, he muttered in his heart, and now he was finished because he looked easier to remember. As long as he caught a typical person, he would not miss him!
As expected, it had been almost an afternoon of hard work. Wang Jie had already been unable to get his legs. Not to mention starting, marching, and running movements were standardized. If he could follow up one by one, he would perform well!
In order to completely change Wang Jie's bad habit of shaking his head, Instructor Jiang took action against him this time, "Wang Gang! Are you walking in a straight line? To give everyone a rest, you can sacrifice a little! Show a show!"
At this time, there were quite a few people who took advantage of the situation, but he could understand that everyone had been struggling for an afternoon. Although the slogan was shouting loudly, "Blood, sweat, and don't cry, and skin, and flesh, and don't fall behind." But they were all students who had just left the school gate, and there were not many people working at home. There were always people who took the blame, so they should buy everyone a few minutes of rest time!
There was no way, he sang the song "The Rain Still Flooded" and "My Heart Who Burned Your Heart", and was named "Love Song Prince". He immediately performed small programs with "glasses" and "veterans" one after another.
After the show, the instructor said earnestly to everyone. "Everyone is tired for a day today, and decided to take a day off tomorrow!"
At that time, if we could shout long live, we would just say "Long live the instructor"!
The instructor smiled badly, "Don't be excited, I haven't finished speaking yet, and I will start to sort out my internal affairs."
At this moment, everyone has a bold and undaring idea in their hearts, "Put it at the instructor's mouth and slap it hard", because the passion that everyone had just ignited fell head-on by a bucket of ice, which was definitely a heart-warming heart!
After returning to the dormitory, watching his roommates lying on the bed one by one, Wang Gang asked with confusion, "The quilts are folded, horizontally, vertically, and squarely, like tofu chunks, you won't have to worry about it!"
"Isn't it just folding a quilt or making a sheet of bed? What's the point of making a fuss?"
"We are not here to join the army. Can he eat us?"
"Go to eat and leave!"
He thought about it carefully and was right! So he walked towards the restaurant with everyone!!
After dinner, he lay on the bed and remembered Liu Xia, and felt that he fell asleep.
"Breaking News"
"Breaking News"
"Breaking News"
Shi Tao said that in the veteran dormitory, he heard that the quilt should not only bean curd, but also the mattress should be laid out, and even the toiletries and towels should be folded in square shapes, and the toothbrush head should be facing upwards!
He was completely finished when he heard this! Not to mention folding the quilt into "tofu blocks", it would be difficult to just bring a piece of tofu and let him cut it into squares. What should I do? Finally, he watched others soaking their feet in water, thinking that the soldiers would block the water and soil, and he would do whatever he wanted!
But he was strange that after soaking his feet, he went to chat with Zhou Gong. Today, he lie down and his shoulders hurt, his chest hurts while lying on his side, his thighs hurt. What's even more serious is that he got up, his stomach was like a needle prick. He wondered what was wrong? This has never happened before, so he asked others if it hurts.
As a result, they said "the whole body hurts" at the same time!
Finally, after everyone's analysis and communication, we came to the conclusion that "training is disabled".
In fact, to put it bluntly, a group of white-faced scholars lacked exercise and would not hurt after three days! There was no way to bite him, so he forced himself to integrate his back and the bed board. In pain and panic, he thought about the tofu quilt and the devil instructor! He thought how great it would be if it was not dawn!
But things went against my wishes, and it was still dawn!
After breakfast, the instructor asked each dormitory to select a representative, go to the veteran dormitory for unified training, and then go back to be responsible for internal affairs training in each dormitory.
Of course, it won’t be Wang Gang’s turn this time, because everyone knows that he is not reliable at first glance! So I unanimously recommend Shi Tao, who is extremely smart and smart! He represents the honorable battle in the dormitory!
Unexpectedly, in less than half an hour, Shi Tao came back with great grudges. Everyone asked him to teach him how to fold tofu pieces, but he stammered that he had not learned to just stack the quilt vertically in three equal parts, and then divided it horizontally into five parts. The three large pieces in the middle two small pieces. Anyway, the order and process of folding the quilts are completely different from the usual order and process!
Xu Liang began to be happy with Shi Tao. "Haha, didn't you say that you didn't have military training when you were in high school? It made us so happy!"
Liu Bing asked seriously. "What should I do now?"
Shi Tao was a little dissatisfied, so he made what the instructor said again, but when the tofu was seen, it was gone! "What should I do! What else can I do? Fold it! I don't believe that living people can still suffocate their urine!"
At this time, "Old Shaanxi" Zhang Chun smiled and smiled and the door opened and went out to go shopping.
Wang Gang was surprised, “Can he fold it?”
Everyone returned to their own beds and started to tossing the quilt as they had just learned, but no matter how they broke, they didn't look like. During the middle, Wang Gang also visited the veteran's dormitory and learned the scriptures!
But what the veteran said was exactly the same as what Shi Tao said, but the same new quilt looked really square, and his own was just a round one.
Geng Yue sat on the quilt with his butt, "I heard from my classmates before. If a recruit practices folding quilts, he will wet the quilt first and then smash it with bricks until the quilt becomes dry and thin. How can he be horizontal and vertical? Now it is mainly because the new quilt is too thick!"
When Wang Gang wants to get wet, how to cover it at night? Besides, it will definitely feel uncomfortable to cover it like a board. They will do whatever they want, but they won’t do it themselves anyway!
Shi Tao was anxious and said, "Absolutely not possible. Instructor Jiang specifically explained to me that if the dormitory gets wet the quilt, not only will the dormitory be punished, but I will also have to double the punishment!"
Now there was no trick! Everyone put the quilts upright and lay on them, but they turned back to their original shape together. They were folded upright and rolled into a ball. When the chair was sitting on them, they struggled for a whole day. In the end, they basically looked like tofu, but they were still far behind the standards! Wang Jie had no choice but to let it flow. The best place to stand on the military posture for a day tomorrow, and there was one that was not folded at one time, and they were all two shoulders and one head! Who is afraid of whom!
So he got out of bed and went to other dormitories, and found that it was almost the same all of a sudden. He felt much more comfortable and did not blame everyone. No matter how strict he was, he was instructor Jiang, and he could not have been able to pull himself out and practice alone, at least someone would be his company!
When he was lying on the quilt and continuing to "exercise", "Old Shaanxi" came back. When he was about to ask, why don't you fold the quilt and how to hand in the work tomorrow, he didn't expect that he first smiled at Wang Gang and took the quilt out. He quickly said that he would not dare to soak it in water, why not tomorrow...
Old Shaanxi smiled at him again and closed the door and went out!
These guys laughed and fooled Wang Gang! What the hell is this guy doing!
About ten minutes later, Zhang Chun came back, but this time the quilt was not held, but held it like a treasure, and the quilt became exactly the same as the veteran. He thought this guy would not be so hurt, so he replaced the veteran! He would definitely come to find his quilt at night, and see this guy explain it to others like this! But it was strange that he didn't see anyone looking for the quilt until the lights were turned off. What's even more strange is that Lao Shan first took out the cotton jacket from the suitcase, put the quilt on the suitcase, and he actually fell asleep! Wang Gang admired this guy, and it seemed that he was really a master among the people!
As soon as the sky was dawn, someone started to toss the quilt. Seeing that everyone was getting up, he also put the quilt on the side of the wall and stood on the lower bunk bed, pinching the four squares and four straights against the side of the ground. He thought that the task was done, so he hummed a small song and went to eat lotus leaf cakes and put three silks together!
But when Wang Jie came back, Liu Bing said to him, "It may not be possible to fool the instructor like this, why not fold it again!"
Wang Jie thought that he was already this point, and it was even more troublesome to be late, so he asked, "Why haven't you left yet?"
Liu Bing was not anxious, but he said, "No hurry! I'm going to clean up the quilt!"
When the two of them walked to the playground and found that there was no instructor, they secretly thanked that they were not caught and would definitely be punished!
After about ten minutes, before the instructors came, they suddenly became silent while everyone was whispering. He looked up and saw that the instructor was coming, so he quickly stood up and sorted out his clothes.
Instructor Jiang had a serious expression, "Now I will report the results of the internal training inspection in the morning. The best one is Meng Bing, and there is also Zhang Chun!"
At this time, everyone stared at the instructor's mouth with their eyes in unison! "When you return to the house, all the quilts that are unsatisfied, continue to practice! If you don't open them, it does not mean that you are already qualified, but rather they are relatively pleasing to the eyes. Basically, you have found the skills, and it seems that you have put in the effort! There is still noon training, so Zhang Chun stays for a while."
Then he strode for a whole morning, running, swinging his arms, standing, walking separately, and walking in combination, but unlike in the past, he always felt that there were a pair of eyes staring at him, and he was uncomfortable! After the training ended, he did not go straight to the fried noodles king, but ran into the dormitory quickly! When he opened the door, he saw that all the three upper bunks in the dormitory were pulled open. What was strange was that Lao Shaanxi's quilt was gone! It seemed that he had gone to have a small kitchen!
I thought it would be a blessing not to be left to train alone! Waiting for the other people to come back, everyone laughed and went to have a meal!
However, when they came back, they found that Zhang Chun held a quilt that was rubbed into a ball with helpless expression, and sat on the bed angrily, telling everyone how he asked the veteran to fold the quilt, and how the instructor asked him to fold the quilt again!
At that time, everyone was so happy that it was not because they were taking advantage of the situation, but because they thought that this guy was too talented! However, practice once again proved that no matter how cunning the fox was, he could not escape the eyes of a good hunter! He should be honest in life. He could not keep the fire from being a piece of paper, and he was the one who suffered in the end!
Military training is about getting up at a deadly light! The deadly folding quilt! The deadly queue training is carried out day by day, but Wang Gang found that not only did not get disabled, but everyone was full of energy, but also had a lot of energy! What is even more incredible is that he actually felt that military training was a kind of benefit that could improve people's physical fitness and strengthen discipline concepts, and gradually fell in love with military training!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!