Chapter 170: Believe it or not, I will blow you up
Wang Gang couldn't help laughing when he heard Lao Qin laugh.
"Yes! I think it's so idle! But you, Mr. Feng, don't blame me today. I can only say that you are not lucky!"
Secretary Feng quickly handed the cigarette over
"You are alive! Then hurry up and take some oxygen! Tell me, is my luck so bad?"
Wang Gang and Fan Li took a look, and the two of them lit cigarettes almost at the same time.
"You really want to know!"
"Nonsense, you two guys! You have tossed all the way. Even if you die, at least I have to know how I died! Why did I die!"
"Okay, can I ask you a few questions?"
"Oh, when did you become so gentle! If you have something to say and say nothing, just let it go. It's better to get less wind than anything else!"
"Look at you, I will treat you as a person, but you just ran towards the toilet!"
"Can you talk? Quickly!"
"Okay, how about our interns' work?"
"Then you have to ask, it must be great!"
"We have more days to go to the station for internships than you regular workers and oil children?"
"Look at what you are saying, except for the new ones, you almost take turns to stand!"
“Is it difficult for us interns to manage?”
"I answer this question in this way. In professional terms, it is very plastic, and I don't care about it, I don't worry about it, I don't worry about it, I don't fear fatigue, I don't fear hardship, I'm all simple and honest. A group of young people, you are like recruits who join the army, and some of the masters in our homework area rely on themselves all day long. They are old, have great service, have a lot of face, and they don't do anything, and there are so many things!"
"That's not what you usually do?"
"Hey, you don't know! You said you didn't look up and saw each other. For the sake of work, everyone will break up. The person you mess with will not be yours at that time!"
"Hahaha, have you never heard of people who don't want to provoke others, and eventually provoke more people and offend more people, and you won't be able to fall behind!"
"Hehehe, it's like you and Fan Li today, right!"
"Go to you! I am not from heaven! How could I challenge you? It's too late to flatter you all day! I'm afraid that you will be in a bad mood that day, and you will pinch your fingers! I will die!"
"Go to you, why do you say that I am like a vicious person? In fact, this problem is common in our unit and state-owned enterprises!"
Hearing this, Wang Gang turned his eyes upwards and asked in surprise
"Why? The weeds in our hometown are not removed. Even if it is deserted, others will not help remove some grass! We are good, like an old man, lying on the house, smoking cigarettes! Good tea! Look at the TV! Woman hugging!
Hahaha, there are those you who go to bed after eating and then eat after sleeping. Every night, they pretend to behave, sticking out their butts and falling two lumps of meat in front, which is called weight loss! The most incomprehensible thing is that we don’t even know our manager, so I can’t figure it out, why do we keep so many idle people?
These fathers do their jobs, but at the end of the month, they have to quarrel with others in order to get more and less bonuses! Could it be that the rules and regulations are for us, these interns and those young men?”
Officer Feng couldn't hold his face anymore, so he quickly took out a cigarette and sent a message to everyone again
"Haha, don't be excited! Let's talk about it slowly if we have something to do! Be careful of being angry, it will be a waste of money! Because others are not qualified, it will affect our mood, are you right?"
Wang Gang lit a cigarette and sniffed hard
"Grandma is so angry when she thinks about it! You are like that person!"
Fan Li quickly interrupted Wang Gang's words
"Wang Gang, why are you happy? You say everything outside? It seems that it's time to put a door on your lips! We are just random things, so we can only talk about things, not specific people! We can save you the time, but we can't explain clearly! We can cause unnecessary trouble!"
Wang Gang took a look
"I think you are a young man in vain! You are afraid of wool! We barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes. I don't know that you are afraid of this and that people are afraid of the end. They just pick the soft ones! When they encounter tough problems, they will bow their heads and bow their waists, pretending to be like grandsons!"
At this time, Officer Feng turned his head and looked at the two guys
"Oh! It's okay! The car is full of my brothers, not as complicated as you think! But it's okay!"
Fan Li smiled
"It's true that they are all brothers! But people's hearts are separated from their belly, so everyone should be careful! Because although people's hearts are full of flesh, they are all empty at the same time! Are you right?"
"Haha, it's better to read a few years with you! Then why do you mean things and people? Let's continue to fight!"
"Hey! I'll forget it! You'd better leave this opportunity to our nonsense king!"
"Haha, you two dog leather socks don't have it anyway, no matter who says it's OK, as long as you don't stop!"
Wang Gang glared fiercely
"Okay! I'm talking nonsense! You are all golden words! So who can touch your upper lip and lower lip and give me the same commission as a formal worker and welfare!"
Fan Li glanced at his eyes
"Reincarnate again! Be an oil child! All problems have been solved!"
"Go to your brother, don't you recognize the thief as your father? Don't you know that children don't think that their mother is ugly, and dogs don't think that their family is poor? I think you are really, if you have milk, you are just a mother, you are simply worse than pigs and dogs!"
"Okay! OK! OK! You are noble! You are filial!"
Officer Feng turned his head and looked quietly. These two guys, dog biting the dog until they arrived, and one side was in vain.
"When you talk, can you deal with such a wide range of attacks? Are my parents in oil all thieves?"
Wang Gang and Fan Li almost spoke in unison
"Oh! Officer Feng is overthinking!"
Officer Feng smiled bitterly
"Hey! Actually, I want to give you more, too! Unfortunately, what I said doesn't count! I want to win you off, but unfortunately I can't see the leader! I also think you are the same as us, but your internship period has not come!
So don’t worry, be calm in everything! When your wife becomes a mother-in-law, all problems will be solved!”
Wang Gang actually burst into laughter
"You are so awesome when you are in charge of yourselves! We know that you are not capable enough, but we don't blame you either! We didn't say anything about you as our father, we feel like we are doing the wrong way!"
"Oh, it seems they are right! You can really say that you die and live! Your high school classmates, although they have been admitted to college, they are still in college, and you have already started making money! And they can also earn money from PetroChina!"
"Hahaha, can I ask you another question?"
"you say!"
"Have you ever heard of it? A man has no opinion and will be wronged for the rest of his life! A woman has no opinion and will be wronged for the rest of his life!"
"Haha, of course I have heard of it! But do you think it was a wrong decision to choose Changqing Oilfield? Or are you the free sisters who are big and brainless now?"
"Hey! It's not wrong for us to choose Changqing Oilfield, but we forgot that we are not a child of oil! As for women, I'm not interested. I'm done with humming and whining. It's just that. I have to serve my grandma all day long, which is troublesome!"
"Okay! You have passed by the flowers, and your leaves don't touch them! That's because you not only destroyed the flowers, but also ruined the leaves! But if you choose Changqing Oilfield, it seems that there is no need to contact whether you are a petroleum child!"
"Haha, as for the issue of flowers and leaves, I don't want to explain too much! But if we are oil children, we are now getting the same money as you, but we are not! Do you think there is no necessary connection between these two?"
"Haha, you will be oil workers soon, and you will be oil children!"
"Staff member Feng, don't make us happy anymore! No one knows whether we can see the sun tomorrow! The real thing is to step on the ground and live in the present!"
"I found you are really extreme! You are so lively, should you die today or tomorrow!"
"That's right, even if I can become an oil worker, my son may not be able to become an oil child!"
“Why?”
"Because I always feel that even if we can sign a contract, we cannot sign a formal contract. The biggest thing is a labor dispatch! So it is a good day for other people's daughters-in-law to become mother-in-law! We young daughters-in-law, at best, are widows!"
"You boy is satisfied with fallacies. Is there any difference between a widow and a mother-in-law?"
"Hahaha, my mother has a husband in front of me and a child in back! The widow can only bear everything by herself. The orphans and widows have no choice but to endure endless cowardice and live a life of silence!"
"Okay! I can't tell you, I'm just giving an example! So you can't be a widow!"
"Haha, that's for sure! I can't become a widow, nor can I become an oil child. At best, I will become a bachelor in the future!"
Fan Li can't listen anymore
"Do you two have interesting things? Have you never heard of it? Have you ever had time to die and have a place to die? Besides, the question of whether there are chickens or eggs first, so many capable people and patriots have not figured it out, so you two should save effort! Just take a break if you have nothing to say!"
Officer Feng was a little unhappy again
"Fan Li, you just said that you recognized the thief as your father, and now you are both chickens and eggs? What do you mean?"
Wang Gang found that the situation was not good
"Mr. Feng, don't be as knowledgeable as him. He never talks through his brain. You haven't finished what I asked you just now?"
I saw that Director Feng's face turned red with anger
"Say it again! I was confused by the anger!"
"Since you are not afraid of offending others, why are you so passive in your work! It's like they are leading you?"
Officer Feng shook his head helplessly
"Do you think these old men are really lucky. As soon as they arrived at the front line command center, the new factory was established? Do you think anyone doesn't want to enter the gas extraction factory!"
"Then why?"
Chapter completed!