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Chapter 174 It's too dark(1/2)

"Okay then! I'll wait for you tonight! But then, you'd better give honest advice!"

"Oh! I understand! I'm almost hungry! Let's not talk about it now, Fan Li is here, I'm going to have dinner!"

"Okay! OK! Go do whatever you like!"

At this time, Wang Gang gave a red lips! His body was in a big shape, and he lay on the bed quietly thinking about how to develop further at night. However, when he was thinking about it, the deadly knock on the door began again.

"Hurry up! What are you doing?"

Wang Gang really wanted to slap in his mouth hard, thinking about what he said and what he did.

"Wait a moment!"

After Fan Li came in, he looked at the messy bed

"Why are you going to sleep again? You're not going to urge yourself to death, so you can go and wash and eat quickly?"

Wang Gang crawled on the bed again

"You go! I'm so tired that I don't want to eat anymore!"

At this time, Fan Li sneered first and suddenly lay on Wang Gang's back

"Haha, are you very tired? Then I'll give you a good massage!"

Wang Gang's head was pressed into the quilt at this time, and his hands kept catching him everywhere.

"Oh! Get up quickly and I'll kill you! Besides, where can you massage like this?"

Van Li seemed to have lost his hearing, not only pressing but also twisting his body

“Is it comfortable?”

"It's comfortable for you! I'm not your wife, why are you so perverted? You still like the back!"

At this time, Fan Li arched his butt, and then more than 100 kilograms of meat fell freely.

"Speak comfortable?"

Wang Gang is already a little hypoxia, and only hears the sound is very small and it is a bit difficult.

"Brother, I feel so comfortable! Get up quickly! If I don't get down, I will suffocate and die!"

Fan Li rolled and lay beside Wang Gang

"Are you still tired? Will you go to eat?"

Wang Gang slowly turned over and lay side by side with Fan Li

"You are so troubled that you can't have the energy to eat! Go quickly!"

Fan Li sat up after swinging

"Then what you mean is that you still haven't had the massage in place, why don't we do it once!"

Wang Gang also sat up quickly, his hands closed and kept begging for mercy.

"Brother, you'd better forget it! Can't I go and eat?"

"Hahaha, if I had known why I had to go with me today. I came back just now and walked with me quickly. There was no such thing as this, which made me sweat all over!"

Wang Gang glared, thinking that you were pressing me on me, and I was sweating all over. Not only did I get so loud that I was pressed by you, but I was almost made up by you. I still have the nerve to say that, but at this moment he still wants to know

"Okay, don't jump without jumping in a saddle! By the way, what is Thai massage?"

Fan Li looked at it in surprise

"Why don't you even know about Thai massage!"

Wang Gang's face turned redder

"Hahaha, let alone Thai massage, I've seen a barber shop that costs five yuan a day, making the shampoo a lot of foam, rub it constantly! Then, rub it like a braid, rub it! It seems like a dry cleaning massage!"

At this moment, Fan Li was suddenly happy

"Oh, you really want to use a faucet tomorrow!"

Wang Gang glared

"What does this have to do with the water faucet? I'm not incontinent. If you want to press me, please press one for you!"

"You said that there are other uses except for him peeing all day? Wherever he grows and takes up space, it is also inconvenient! I have never stolen the forbidden fruit, and I have never even had a massage! You are really a man in vain!"

"Okay! Don't be too busy talking about this! The great leader ** said that not going to bed for the purpose of getting married is a hooligan. Besides, since it is a forbidden fruit, it is best not to steal it, otherwise there will be no good results waiting for you!"

Fan Li glanced at Wang Gang

"Oh, okay! I've been in so many beds, but I haven't seen any hair! Now it's reform and opening up, not the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, so wake up quickly! Life is like a dream and fool it quickly!"

"Okay! A gentleman does something and does not do anything. People do things and God is watching. It is not that the time has not come yet!"

Fan Li twisted Wang Gang's ears

"You boy dares to curse me! I think you just can't eat grapes, so you say grapes are sour! A typical sour grape-like villain!"

Wang Gang pulled his hand away

"Okay! Brother, I can recognize seven girls in one afternoon. Is it worse than your woman?"

"Hahaha, then you are pretending to be like a hypocrite holding a gentleman's sword all day long. Tell me how many of them have you harmed?"

"Oh, I told you that we are a decent person and don't sleep with others casually! To be precise, if you don't go to the table, you will be married after you go to the table!"

At this time, Fan Li slapped him on Wang Gang's head again

"Then why do you take up so much? It's a waste!"

Wang Gang took a helpless look

"Oh! I'll convince you! I'll go up all day! Go up! Go up! But the book says that the Long March is like a seedling, sowing the spark of revolution, and finally sparking a spike. Our great new China has become! But as far as I know, you don't have thirty, at least twenty, and you've been on so many, but you haven't seen you run around all over the kang! You're not bad, right?"

Fan Li was suddenly stopped asking, and he bit his teeth

"What's wrong? It's better than you, the faucet! But in the future, it's best for you to think a little while when you talk! Otherwise, the consequences are very serious!"

Wang Gang looked at Fan Li's strange expression and was extremely excited.

"Oh! I understand! Tell me what Thai massage is!"

Fan Li glanced at it

"Why tell you?"

"Hahaha, you're here too, just put on the onion in the pig's nose!"

"Okay, use less provocation! Tell me first, what is the massage you understand?"

"Oh! I've never eaten pork and I've always seen pigs running! Isn't it just about pinching and pinching on my shoulders! After washing my hair and hitting the drum with my fingers, it won't be like you, and it's called Thai massage!"

"Hahaha, then what do you think I'm not a Thai massage?"

Wang Gang glanced at the top light

"If you don't wear clothes, you're a typical hooligan!"

Fan Li's eyes are open round

"Have you ever had a massage?"

Wang Gang glared at him very calmly

"You took me there!"

"Hahaha, do you still need someone to take care of your monkey spirit?"

"Oh, I told you! I'm not interested in these!"

"I said you're useless, you're not happy!"

"Okay! Can I ask you a question?"

"If you have something to say, just say something and let it go! Don't pretend to be like a grandson!"

"Do you know what the biggest difference between humans and animals is?"

Fan Li turned his eyes upwards and gritted his teeth

"I don't know! Tell me and listen!"

"You definitely don't know, because the biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can control their own health, while animals do whatever they want!"

“Is this related to Thai massage?”

"This has nothing to do with Thai massage, but it has a direct relationship with whether it is a waste!"

"Haha, you must have read too many books. You still believe that one person only loves one person!"

"It's not that I have read too much, but in real life, many people are not as good as animals. After the spouse of a swan dies, they will choose to be lonely and old for life. Some of our men now have the jade body of their ex-boy who gets out of bed, and have recovered and come out of the shadow. The blood on the bed of a new love is another pool! Do you think some people are even worse than beasts?"

Fan Li was suddenly angry

"Okay! The society is so chaotic, who can I show you? It's still a beautiful woman in what era! It's still a pool of blood! To tell you the truth, these are all things that you love and do, and it seems that someone has taken advantage of it?"

Wang Gang glanced at Fan Li in confusion
To be continued...
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