Because he didn't have a good rest at night, Wang Gang closed the alarm as usual the next morning and continued to sleep, but he might have owe Fan Li in his previous life. After a while, the door of the room was smashed as scheduled and banged loudly.

"Open the door! Open the door!"

Wang Gang didn't even wear clothes, and squinted his eyes and pulled down his hand

"Come in after death! You don't go to bed early in the morning, don't report to death, don't deliver breakfast, don't you, are you sick!"

Fan Li kicked his feet back, and the door closed with a clang, his eyes wide open like a cow egg

"Are you sick?"

Wang Gang rolled his eyes

"I'm not normal in your eyes! Do you have medicine?"

"I think you are a god and can't save me. Hurry up and prepare your funeral for your family!"

"Go to your brother! It's easy to ask God to send him to God! Forget it! If you have medicine, take it out quickly, so that you can save you from being angry every day!"

"Ah! Actually, I feel very sympathetic to you, but you are beyond help!"

Wang Gang was a little anxious

"Your brother is sick! I have nothing to say in the early morning. Facing the sun rising, I sing the national anthem to pray for my motherland!"

Fan Li smiled and went to He Gang's bed

"You look in the mirror yourself!"

Wang Gang went to bed and covered the quilt

"What are you looking at? I haven't known what I look like after decades of watching it. I think you are sick!"

"Yes, I'm sick! The injuries on my hands have been so long, everyone knows it! But you are a big man who takes off all his clothes when you sleep, and you don't bother me! I don't know that people thought you had just come out of the bridal chamber!"

"Go to your brother! Whoever says men can't sleep naked! There are still some people who are uninterested in the morning and run over to see you early in the morning!"

Fan Li's eyes rolled

"Please find out, it's usually women who sleep naked. Have you seen a few men sleep naked!"

"Hahaha, who stipulates that men must sleep in clothes? Besides, I'm sorry! You asked the wrong partner for this question! There is nothing to tell me!"

"Why can't you answer, there's nothing to tell me! Aren't you so good? Why is it shut down now?"

"Oh! I found that you really want to see a doctor. I suspect that the disease in your hand has been transferred to your head. Otherwise, why would you ask such a question without level?"

"You have a problem! There are only two people in the house. If you don't ask you, who will I go?"

"Your head is fine, why is it even worse than half of my brain? He Gang is here today and he can't answer! Well, I'll ask you how many men you've seen sleeping together and taking off all your clothes?"

"You ask me? Who am I asking!"

"Yes! Ask me, whom do I ask! So you should think carefully. From ancient times to the present, men are most likely to fall off and sleep without sleeping!"

"You think I'm mentally retarded! Then I think it must be when I'm with a woman!"

"Yes! So you should ask the woman!"

"Then why don't you ask?"

Wang Gang laughed

"Because I'm timid and beaten and scared!"

Fan Li gritted his teeth

"Then let me go and ask the girl, how many men have you seen sleeping naked? Why are you so kind to me!"

"There is no way! Who made us brothers? It should! No thanks!"

"Get out! Get up quickly and have something to do with you!"

"Ouch! It's the moon that rose this morning!"

Fan Li pulled Wang Gang's quilt and threw it to the ground

"Don't worry, is it the sun or the moon rising this morning? In short, it's dawn! Get up quickly!"

Wang Gang lowered his head, held his knees with both hands, and looked at Fan Li in a pretended innocent way.

"If you have the ability, go and catch a mistress in the villa! They are also for the sake of life. I have to live a better life for the elderly and children in the family, and for the sake of their men to live a more relaxed life! I was too tired yesterday, so I couldn't sleep in if I could not sleep!"

Fan Li was very happy

"Oh! You mean I'm watching someone take care of the food? Sorry! I'm not a policeman to crack down on pornography! I'm getting up for you! I don't have time to care about your bad things. Besides, aren't the mistress in the villa doing the same bad things as you?"

"Yes! We are doing something bad, but the people of **** are different, so the results are very different! You are exposed like me, but your goddaughter and mistress are completely covered up!"

"Is there any connection between these two?"

"The masses have sharp eyes! Facts have proved that you know how to bully, we working people, bully us honest people! Bullying us, those of us have no money! We have no power! We have no background! We have no skills! We have no skills!"

At this time, Fan Li jumped onto the bed and pressed Wang Gang under him.

"Can you get up?"

At this time, Wang Gang knew that besides begging for mercy, what would be waiting for him would be inhumane ravage.

"Oh! Brother, please spare me! Can I let me sleep in once?"

"You still want to sleep when I get up? You shouldn't be talking in your sleep!"

"Oh! Are you not a people's policeman? Of course, you should serve the people!"

At this time, Fan Li was like a child riding a wooden horse, lifting his butt high, and then quickly landing like a pile machine driving a pile,

"Is it comfortable? Otherwise, I, the people's policeman, will give you a little more massage!"

At this time, he used all his strength to push Fan Li down, but Fan Li easily rode on his stomach again

"Why have you been suffering from bad water recently? You can't get constipated? Do you want me to rub your stomach and cure your constipation?"

Wang Gang was simply collapsed because his back looked like a chopping board, his waist was thick and his weight was nearly twice that of his big tree. He knew that the difference in strength was too great, so he chose to give up resistance.

"Can you come down from Xi'an? Then your intestines will be broken!"

"Oh! Why are you anxious? You just now, there were too many bones on your back, and my butt hurts. Now your stomach is okay. Let me relax for a while and treat you constipation!"

Wang Gang was completely speechless, pushed it without moving, and hit his hands hurt. No matter how uncomfortable it was to press, his eyes suddenly turned

"Help! The fake policeman has hit someone!"

Fan Li had already looked at it, then smiled badly

"Scream! Scream! Scream! Scream! But I can tell you clearly that even if you shout Potian, I'm not afraid?"

Wang Gang asked helplessly

“Why?”

"Didn't you say it all, did the fake police beat someone? So even if people hear it, they will pretend not to hear it!"

"Okay then! You have fun! I'm sleeping!"

Fan Li did it on his stomach, and for another minute or two, Wang Gang closed his eyes, like a woman who gave up on resistance, shook her head helplessly

"It's so boring! Fortunately, you are not a woman, otherwise it would be boring for a man to live!"

As soon as Fan Li got off, Wang Gang snatched to the edge of the bed and turned his head, looking at Fan Li badly

"If I were a woman, I would be the smartest woman in the world!"

Fan Li gritted his teeth

"Okay! The smartest woman in the world, I think you are the most shameless woman in the world! You don't care about the "center" and the two "basic points". I really don't know what's the point of living in the world! You can die quickly!"

"Haha, don't worry about the two basic points in one center, just like you, always in my heart, flowing in my blood, and permeating in my soul! But since ancient times, there are only left men and no left women, and you have not heard of others. If you have no hope of resisting, it is better to enjoy it! Keep good evidence and don't forget! Now is a legal society!"

"Get out of here! Oh! It seems that hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated! It turns out that they are guys like you!"

Wang Gang looked at Fan Liqi and was already a little incoherent. Although he was happy, he still held back his laughter because now he was like a loach. If this guy was in trouble, he would completely stop.

"Okay, get up! I'm under the quilt!"

Fan Li glared at him

"Don't you go to bed?"

Wang Gang smiled bitterly

"I'm afraid you won't get up in one breath, so I'll go there! No one has gotten me up!"

Fan Li rolled his eyes, jumped from Wang Gang's bed to He Gang's bed, and lit a cigarette from Wang Gang's bedside table.

"Put it quickly! It's better to say less nonsense!"

Wang Gang smiled

"Are you not Ouyang Feng?"

Fan Li asked disdainfully

"What's wrong?"
To be continued...