He Gang said while changing his shoes

"wallet!"

I was so anxious that I said, "In addition to money and ID card in my wallet! Even if I don't take a coat and change my underwear, I should take it!"

He Gang held up his glasses

"Do you have money to sell anything? You keep your underwear in your mouth, are you afraid of getting gynecological diseases?"

Listen here, I threw away the clothes cabinet I just carefully selected

"Can you speak well? Can you not change your underwear?"

He Gang saw that my clothes were put in again

"Hahaha, it's so troublesome to change underwear! Don't you know, it's popular to hang in neutral now!"

Hearing this, I glanced at it with contempt

"Can you have some common sense? Some women don't wear belts. They do things for the sake of easy removal. Are you hanging them for convenience, but you are not afraid of being worn out? Tell me whether to take the underwear or not?"

He Gang smiled badly

"Have you never heard of the gun that needs to be polished and sharpened? I have only heard of the broken swords and guns, but I have never heard of the broken ones! Oh, why are you so nagging? Where are you selling underwear? Isn't it all to buy one and change it?"

My eyes wide open when I heard this

"So this is the legendary tycoon! Other people's socks are disposable, but now you have become disposable. Since you are so lazy, you can develop a biscuit that you only eat one piece of it for the rest of your life, which can save you both wipe your mouth and pull it off!"

He Gang rolled his eyes when he was choked

"Okay! OK! OK! I can't tell you! Hurry up and throw your underwear that you have worn for three years and are reluctant to throw away, and only wash once every six months. Put it into the cabinet and don't be disgusting!"

At this time, I looked at the underwear I just bought during the Chinese New Year and wanted to put it on this guy's head.

"Okay, I won't take anything from you! I just buy it in one word when I put it in light clothes! You are asleep, I'll go over and see Master Tan!"

He Gang glared at me at this time

"Wait a moment!"

I turned my head and asked a little annoyed

"So what's wrong?"

He Gang took out his wallet

"I said I'll just take a wallet, but your wallet won't have only a bag but no money, right?"

At this moment, I suddenly felt excited

"Hahaha, there is!"

He Gang looked at him with some doubts

"How many?"

“750!”

He Gang was a little angry

"Who should I borrow from me and pay it back quickly. We can't get a low score in front of the formal workers!"

Hearing this, I remembered that there were several zeros on the ATM, and I felt warm in my heart instantly.

"Oh! A hundred except yours are mine! What money do you need to borrow from them if you have nothing to do!"

He Gang's eyes were wide open, and he said something in disbelief

"You will die if you don't lie! You are the guy who has 50 cents in your pocket, can't buy a lollipop, and can't sleep, and can still save money. Do you believe it?"

I glared at He Gang

"I don't know that people are low when you look down on people, but I didn't realize that you not only look down on people, but also like to look down on people in the cracks in the door! A person as smart as you, won't he count himself?"

He Gang gritted his teeth in anger

"What's the point! You're 50 yuan in cigarettes, 100 yuan in phone bills, and 100 yuan in alcohol! You only have that much money a month, can you still do magic?"

I'm smiling

"Isn't this the New Year? Professor Fan bought a cigarette and picked up two packs on the table one day. Is it enough? People are naturally less during the New Year, and now they change their strategies and send text messages every day! Not to mention wine! You can calculate the living allowance of 450 yuan! Two hundred yuan in the New Year! And your 100 yuan, how much is the total cost!"

At this moment, He Gang was suddenly overjoyed

"Hahaha, I didn't realize that you guys have come from your green onion. I know you've saved money! It's not easy!"

I glanced at it with some confusion

"Go to your brother Monkey, do you like to watch me borrow money from others all day long? Are you extremely excited? Besides, living at home, money is like colored water in a water tank. If you don't scoop water, you will always be there!"

He Gang's eyes turned upwards

"Your brother will die if he doesn't pretend! Can you speak well all day long? With your little money, you have the nerve to put it in your wallet and go out to patrol the well!"

I quickly took out my wallet and shook it in front of He Gang's eyes

"Hey, a penny is a wallet for a wallet, and a wallet with ten thousand is a wallet. If you don't have money, it's also called a wallet. Besides, I'm going out to work, and I'm not going to buy a coal mine!"

I saw He Gang counting in his wallet for a while

"Pick these five hundred more! If it's not enough, I'll be embarrassed to follow someone else's butt all day long!"

I'm afraid I'll take too much, so I don't want to go out and spend money on my life.

"Oh! They have money to eat roasted lamb, but we have no money to eat lamb soaking! They go out shopping, and we lie in the house to sleep! There is no need to follow them and mess around!"

Unexpectedly, He Gang became anxious

"You kid just haven't eaten before. You lose money when you go out. Don't you know that a penny will stump the hero?"

Looking at the brand new hundred-dollar bill, I really want to take it out. I am like them, spending it willfully once, but I always have to pay back what I borrowed.

"Oh, I know money is a man's courage, but I don't buy anything. I have a master in food, accommodation and hotels. Why do I have that much money?"

Suddenly the door opened, and He Gang and I turned our heads and looked at it, and almost said something at the same time.

"Why are you here!"

I saw Xiao Fu a little annoyed and took out a cigarette and walked towards me.

"Come here to send cigarettes to you two! Why don't you dare to come to your house without any trouble? Besides, I just passed by and heard people inside say why I want so much money, so I check if there is any extra! Get some flowers for me, don't mention it, I'll be crazy about being poor!"

He Gang took the cigarette and smiled

"Oh! It's really worthy of being the King of Furong! That's his brother, he's almost crazy about poverty. If you ask us to get 450 yuan a month, how can we live!"

Xiao Fu glared at him and looked at He Gang's bulging wallet

"Haha, we're called pretending to be fat! And your wallet is the embodiment of your hard power! Otherwise, when you come in, the two people will see the present from the door as if they are looking at monsters!"

Hearing this, I put the cigarette on my nose, smelled it and said directly

"What a pity! I'm so smoking such a good cigarette. Xiao Fu, you are so sad! This is the Furong King!"

Xiao Fu glared at him

"If you don't get it, it's like I begging you to get it! Why haven't you cleaned it up yet?"

I smiled and lit the cigarette

"If you don't smoke good cigarettes, do you think I'm brain ill! The key is that I can buy this bag of hibiscus king, half of the smooth sailing crafts! Isn't it a pity! Because smooth sailing is your favorite!"

Xiao Fu's glasses were glaring round, then he smiled calmly

"You said that the house was forced to be cut off, that netizen is right! I saw you who have been obsessed with me. If you like my brother, I will give it to you! What a big deal!"

I smiled when I heard this

"I'm sorry, I don't have that habit, nor that hobby! The most important thing is to rather starve to death than eat leftovers of wolf!"

At this time, Xiaofu laughed

"Brother, that's really troublesome! If nothing unexpected happens, I think you can't starve to death, so you will definitely be suffocated to death!"

I took a cigarette

"Tsk! I don't believe in this world. I only allow you, wolves in human skin, to play with thousands of Chinese people all day long. It's so difficult for us, to find a pure and flawless wife!"

Xiao Fu suddenly laughed

"Yes! Yes! Yes! There must be a pure and flawless wife waiting for you, but I'm afraid you will only have to see it at that time!"

I stared speechlessly

"Go to your brother, there is no one who can destroy people like this. You mean that you can make women cry and call them mothers, humming! I tell you that except eunuchs and some patients, you can and those of you who are almost ready to become medicine, making the shouting hotter and more exciting!"

Xiaofu's eyes rolled

"Who do you say is the medicine residue? And how can I bury you? Please explain it clearly!"

Hearing this, I smiled

"Have you never heard of that dynasty, three thousand beauties in the harem, one of whom was pale and thin, was dying and searched for famous doctors all over the world, but they didn't improve. The last doctor in the martial arts world prescribed, do you know what a prescription is?"
To be continued...