Chapter 211(1/2)
I jumped onto Lao Qin's bed and looked at the door in panic.
"Old Qin! What's wrong? You shouldn't come and make us human buns!"
Old Qin glared at me
"If I had known this day, why should I have to do it now? I told you not to do anything randomly. Now that I have come to you, I will come to you. If I really make a human meat bun, I will have to accept my fate!"
At this time, I was so scared that I was a little inflexible. I thought it was the brochure that made the goods, so I turned around and grabbed it, threw it to the door. Suddenly, the phone call from the bedside table made me see hope, so I grabbed it and dialed 110. As a result, Lao Qin pressed it down
"What are you doing?"
I glared at me
"Call the police!"
Old Qin looked at his head
"Did you really get into your brain? Do you call 110 to ask the police to arrest you or protect you!"
I touched my head that was painful
"Nonsense, I must have asked the police to protect me! Do you think I am sick and rush to eat in prison if you have nothing to do!"
Lao Qin rolled his eyes in anger
"What did you ask the police to protect you?"
I glanced at Lao Qin
"Didn't you say that people want to use us as human meat buns?"
Old Qin raised his hand and put it down again
"Oh! I don't know how to talk about you! Have you seen too many Water Margin and Xinlongmen Inn! Now it is a legal society, and we are staying in a regular hotel, so where are Sun Erniang and human buns?"
When I heard this, I was like a deflated ball, sitting on Lao Qin's bed
"Oh! I'll convince you, the old guy. Why didn't you say it earlier? I was so scared that my bile was almost coming out!"
Old Qin glared at me, put on his slippers and walked towards the door, and kicked the brochure
"It's all this broken thing that causes trouble!"
I looked at it and smiled bitterly, lit a cigarette. Before I could take a few puffs, I saw Master Tan and Xiao Fu come in, and I quickly squeezed the cigarette out.
"Master Tan, come back!"
Master Tan picked up the book on the ground and glared at Lao Qin.
"No wonder you two don't open the door. It turns out that they are fighting inside!"
Lao Qin habitually scratched a few hairs on his head
"Oh! Master Tan, what are you saying! I am a decade old, how could I fight with a doll without even a hair!"
Master Tan looked through the brochure and looked at Lao Qin and me with a very strange look.
"Are you two inside, just finished your work!"
Hearing this, Xiao Fu suddenly became excited and hurried to my bed to see it
"Oh! Master Tan, you are simply the detective Di Renjie! Why don't you know that they didn't do good things without a woman!"
Master Tan glared at Xiaofu
"Can you open your mouth and talk nonsense all day long?"
Xiao Fu smiled badly and picked up a long hair from the bed
"Master Tan, what do you think this is?"
At this time, Master Tan glared at me fiercely, then smiled and said to Lao Qin.
"Oh! You are a decade old too. You can take care of this with you. Wang Gang will do it together!"
I saw Lao Qin's face flushed, his neck was so angry that his trachea was sometimes thick and thin.
"Oh! I did nothing! How could you bury me like this!"
Master Tan smiled
"Haha, then why do you think this brochure is on the ground? Why don't the door be opened? Why do you have women's hair?"
Lao Qin didn't say anything, just kept looking at me, and Xiao Fu smiled badly
"Are you the on-site guidance you gave to Wang Gang? Oh! You really deserve to be an old driver!"
Old Qin sighed helplessly, just now he was about to speak, but Master Tan pushed back with one sentence
"Okay, we are all men. Explaining is equivalent to hiding it. Don't say anything. Don't worry, we won't tell your wife when we go back!"
At this time, Lao Qin was anxious
"Why don't you ask your good disciple? It seems that I did all the bad things!"
My eyes rolled
"Master Qin, what do you mean, I look like a bad thing? What did you think I'm doing?"
Lao Qin gritted his teeth in anger
"Okay, since you said that, I won't take the blame. If you don't want to go back, you'll say that I'll take you to find a massage lady!"
I finished hearing this, so I quickly told Master Tan
"It's been a day's car. Master, let's take a break early!"
As a result, Master Tan glanced at me
"What's the rush? This matter must be clear tonight! I'm responsible for your safety!"
Lao Qin smiled bitterly
"The reason why I didn't open the door in time just now was because Wang Gang called 110 and said he wanted to seek protection. I did a long time of ideological work before I asked for the phone call!"
Master Tan looked at me nervously when he heard this
"We are staying in a regular hotel. You can call 110 and what happened!"
I was afraid that Master Tan would scold me, so I just lowered my head and said nothing. Unexpectedly, Lao Qin seemed to be full of blood and was holding a cigarette against the head of the bed, his mouth was as sharp as a rotten apricot
"I came out after taking a shower. Wang Gang looked at the brochure and asked me why the massages with 8 were so expensive. I joked that there were special services, but this guy suddenly became excited and insisted that I explain to him what special services were. If there was no way, I would call me, and they would come to serve them at home!"
Master Tan glared at Lao Qin
"Oh, I don't know what to say about you! Why do you call 110?"
Lao Qin bit his lip and smiled like a flower
"As a result, this guy really beat me, but I didn't expect that two massage ladies actually came up!"
Master Tan scratched his head helplessly when he heard this.
"Then my hair fell off the bed?"
Hearing this, Xiao Fu walked up to me and pinched my chin with his hands
"Oh! I didn't realize that you have this hobby! I didn't realize that you can pretend so much! I didn't realize that you are actually a talented person! I feel ashamed of myself, brother, please bring me with me and teach me some experience!"
I shook Xiaofu's hand away
"Please be polite. You can catch thieves, catch dirty people, catch doubles, and don't just rely on these two hairs. I don't know where the hair comes from, and I just put such a shit basin on my head!"
Xiaofu insisted on her hair
"Then find it, you found it on the bed. If you have such long hair on your head, I'll eat these hairs!"
Just as I was arguing with each other, Master Tan was anxious
"Can you two calm down for a while? Let Lao Qin finish speaking first!"
Lao Qin saw that Master Tan got angry, so he restrained a little.
"Finally, the massage lady came up and left after introducing me to the two of them!"
When Master Tan heard this, he looked at Lao Qin with his eyes straight.
"Do you believe what you said? Do you think I have never eaten pork, but I have never seen pigs run away? Did you feel comfortable and have no money to drive people out, and are afraid that they will come up to cause trouble, so you are so scared that you dare not open the door?"
At this time, Lao Qin was a little amused and looked at Master Tan.
"I really didn't do anything! After the massage lady introduced her and asked what service she needed, your good apprentice said that he would ask for the master first and make a decision when the master came back! Finally, the two of them cursed in anger, they were sick! They slammed the door and left!"
At this time, I wanted to stuff my head into my crotch, but Master Tan licked his teeth
"Oh! Xiao Wang didn't realize that you were so kind. You want to ask me something! He is really my good apprentice!"
Xiaofu started to stand up for his master at this time
"Wang Gang, who do you think of your master as? Isn't this obviously digging a hole for your master?"
I looked up and saw Xiao Fu's face as a gentleman, and I immediately became angry
"Please think about yourself when you talk about others. Have you caused little harm? The master didn't even say anything, why are you yelling!"
To be continued...