Chapter 24 Water Hibiscus(1/2)
Xu Liang couldn't stand it anymore. He was originally from the oil district. He knew the school's situation and the specific employment, so he was worried about the future. "It's still early to go to bed now, so let's talk about the initial strange things that happened in middle school!"
"Okay! Then let's start with you!"
Shi Tao quickly recommends Xu Liang to come first.
"You'll do it first! Aren't you a good friend? You must have experienced more than us!"
Wang Gang also started to join in the fun.
"Wang Gang, come first! You look like a gangster! You must have done a lot of bad things!" Shi Tao and Xu Liang said at the same time!
It was obvious that the two of them joined forces and began to push Wang Gang into the fire pit!
The sheriff said, "Everyone raise your hands to vote! I agree with Wang Gang's words, otherwise the building manager will come later. But he is just the beginning. Each of us has to say it, and one person must say at least three!"
Unexpectedly, these guys like to spend time with others’ entertainment, and they all agree with each other!
At this moment, Wang just understood what curiosity means to kill people, what silence means to be golden! There is no way to cause a slap, so he can only admit that he is unlucky!
"Oh, then it's better to obey your destiny than respect! If you don't say it then, I'll let you accompany me to stand in the corridor every day!" Wang Gang said helplessly.
The first little story:
When I was in the third year of junior high school, I didn’t want to live in the school just after going home, but socks in summer are very easy to get dirty. At that time, everyone knew that the socks of boys and girls were not much different except for the different colors. In addition, both men and women like to wear white! There are twenty or thirty people living in a dormitory, and high and low beds and large bunks. Socks washed at night can only be between two supporters on the bed, and two nails are nailed to pull a rope to hang them on it. But the problem is that the water in the socks will fall on the quilt or head. Most of us men are lazy and do this.
However, female students are different. On the one hand, they are more diligent, and on the other hand, they are very particular. After washing, they are hung on the horizontal bar and parallel bar on the playground. Now we have a chance. We waited for everyone to sleep at night and sneaked out on the toilet. On the grounds of going to the toilet, we sneaked out, took their clean socks back and threw away their dirty socks. In this way, we didn't wash socks almost every day, but we wore clean socks every day.
You know why we can get clean every time. In fact, this is a psychological problem. First of all, people usually don’t make a sound with a pair of socks. The second reason is that many girls wash a pair of us, and the semester should end! Unfortunately, the good times didn’t last long. There was no airtight wall in the world. I don’t know who told the teacher, and of course this matter was revealed to the world.
Alas, you didn’t know that the teacher scolded the three of us at that time, so he couldn’t say it!
However, after all this, we felt that the most beautiful scenery on campus, the rows of clean socks disappeared completely at night!
"Why don't you three steal a few women's underwear? You won't have to wash it anymore!"
Xu Liang asked with a smile.
Wang Gang glared at Xu Liang fiercely, "Oh, I don't know if you have this hobby. If I know, I'll find you two traps in the garbage dump for you!"
Everyone laughed.
The principal of the house spoke again, "Don't interrupt, hurry up and let me tell you the second one, everyone is very nervous!"
This is Wang Gang who wanted to fart and suddenly hit the guy who was sleeping on the lower bunk.
The second story:
Listen, don't go out to talk nonsense tomorrow, or I'll finish it completely. This is something I have been hiding for many years. When I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, I was divided into two teachers who graduated from technical secondary school. I didn't know if it was appropriate to pick up the skeleton and didn't eat the water from the well. We insisted that we take turns to go there. The spring in the ditch behind the school went to carry water for him to eat. There was no way that the teacher was the teacher, so we couldn't afford to offend him, otherwise we would tell the family and go back and suck the soles of the shoes.
However, I remember very clearly that one afternoon, I finished my math homework, and I had nothing to do, so I took my deskmate over and compared it to each other, and it looked like nothing! Who knew that our math teacher suddenly came in, grabbed my collar, and threw it on the ground outside the classroom. After kicking his hands for more than ten minutes, I felt unsatisfied. Finally, I curled up with a scoop and then stopped and went back to the house.
Finally, my classmate came back and helped me up and said that he had been standing at the school gate, thinking that the teacher was making the soil on the bedding. Unexpectedly, he just ran to the school gate and found that he was hitting me. He was so scared that he held the bubble gum he bought for me in his hands and stuck it together.
Finally, I told him the reason for hitting me, and he said you are fine! You are not in a hurry to take revenge for ten years! I will pat you with your hands first!
"Did you really copy it? You didn't tell me when you went back and gave me dad, come and beat this guy? It's not right if you didn't beat you!"
Zhang Chun, who was sleeping in the lower right bunk, asked angrily.
"Haha, I'm going to tell you, from the first to fifth grades of elementary school, my math is either first or second, and I have never made the top three. Our principal told my parents that he is definitely a college student! My family took my certificate and posted a large piece on the wall of the house. If you don't believe me, go to my house to see it after the holiday!
At that time, everyone knew that the teacher was able to watch it, and the parents supported it! There was only one result that was "go back to the stove again"! After grandma finished hitting me, that afternoon, when she went home to climb the ditch and climb the hill, the bones on both sides of her stomach hurt a little. I thought it was heavy and it would be better in a few days. Unexpectedly, the thing hurts when I lifted the heavy weight now.
"Then why didn't you go to college? What's your teacher doing now? Let's go there that day!"
Shi Tao asked excitedly.
"Why didn't you get into college? What's the way I came here? My math teacher now rides a bicycle all day long and sells his own brush calligraphy on the street!"
Wang Gang answered Shi Tao’s question angrily.
"Why don't you teach anymore? You sell brush calligraphy? Now you don't write brushes in elementary school! Who can buy it?"
Xu Liang asked curiously.
"As normal, I am like a beast, I don't dare to carry heavy things now. Now I'm crazy! If I beat the student to death, who has more children!"
Wang Gang rubbed his eyes and answered Xu Liang's question with a little gloating.
"Are you Hu Zili? How can you be crazy if you are alone? The students of technical secondary school students in the 1990s are all good students!"
Xu Liang still interrupted and inquired.
"You believe it or not! He is very good at high school, otherwise he won't get into a technical secondary school, but he is from a village not far away from us. Last year, I saw him buying calligraphy written by himself on the street and laughing at me. I originally wanted to go down and have a beat, but I found that he smiled at everyone, and it seemed that he was very crazy! I turned around and left! Later, I heard that he got mad because the school he was assigned to was not good later. It seemed that he had a psychological problem and narrow-mindedness. He deserved it!"
Wang Jie said to Xu Liang a little patiently.
"Xu Liang, you have a lot of things to do, let Wang Gang finish speaking!"
Wang Bao, who slept in the bed and had not said anything, scolded Xu Liang.
Later, once my deskmate and I went to the ditch to carry spring water for others. At that time, I was young and carried a bucket of water and walked through the intestine path in the ditch. One hand had to plaster with a water lift stick and the other hand had to hold the bucket, or the water would be carried on the ditch and it would be spilled.
When I was lifting the two of me to the hillside and resting, my deskmate suddenly said something
"It's better to drink it for the pig than to carry water for this beast!"
Because the shoulders hurt a lot, I asked my deskmate, "Why do we pour this over and ask when we go back, we will say that we will roll the ditch and spill the water! Anyway, it's time to go back to class!"
"You have healed your scars and forgot the pain! I don't want to beat you like you, like killing a pig! And if someone asks you to re-lift your baby, you will cry without tears!" The deskmate said angrily.
"What do you think of? I'll listen to you!"
"Anyway, we are thirsty, so why don't we drink enough first and then carry it back to him and let him eat the remaining water we drink!"
My deskmate said without a smile, so the two of them smiled and did it as soon as they said they could. They put their heads into the bucket and drank them for a while. When I got full, I suddenly felt the sweat on my face and my eyes were so painful, so I washed my face.
When I saw that the water in the bucket was much less, I asked, "Oh! There is so much water down, how about doing it when I go back?"
"It's okay, I've thought about it all. Don't he like to eat spring water and say that he has high nutritional value? Our boys can treat all kinds of diseases and treat them for him to see them!"
The deskmate said with a smile.
"It's not good! After all, it's something that people eat. What if someone knows?" I asked with some concern.
"When did you start learning to cry for cats? It's fake compassion! Did someone think you hurt when they hit you? If you don't say it, who knows if you don't say it? If you know, you'll say I did it alone. If he dares to hit me like he did, I'll go back and tell my grandpa!"
The deskmate said while untiing his pants.
"Whatever you say, do it! If you hit me again, I will take off my clothes and show it to my dad!"
I took off my pants and the two of them soon returned to the water level they had just now.
Suddenly, my deskmate threw a handful of soil into the bucket, and I asked, "What are you doing when you put the soil in?"
"If you don't put the soil, you won't be able to kiss it! Let's use soil to pad it for a day at home! Remember, don't blush when you go back. As usual, you should pour the water into the water tank as soon as you enter the house, then scoop the water and rinse the bucket. Then you said that when you fetch water, you accidentally knocked the dirt into the spring!"
So I said that I had put on my clothes and started walking upwards staggeringly.
Unexpectedly, as my deskmate said, the two of them poured the water into the water tank, then rinsed the bucket, and poured it into the yard, the math teacher really asked why it was so slow today, and there was mud in the bucket! The two of them told me as discussed, and the math teacher said that they should pay attention in the future and go to class!
Finally, the two of me ran into the classroom. You don’t know how happy I was at that time! I thought I finally got avenge!
"Hey, your math teacher shouldn't have you two boys urinated, you're so crazy!"
At this time, an evil wind blew my forehead and made my hair stand up suddenly, and my back was cold. I felt like I had fallen into an ice hole. No matter how hard I tried, the car was like an old ox cart, unable to catch up with the white clothes in front of me. After finally climbing the slope, I looked up and looked for the person, but I couldn't find it. I unknowingly rode the road section, and the cold chill on my body disappeared in an instant. I quickly rushed to the school.
When we arrived at the street, all the shop doors were closed, only orange light bulbs were swaying back and forth in the wind. Even when we were in school every day, a grandfather's shop door was closed. I thought something was wrong at that time! Why can't the singing on the school loudspeaker be heard today? Could it be that it was too early? But the alarm rings! I slowly rode towards the school while thinking.
But when I arrived at the school gate, the school gate was not open, and there was no one at the door. It turned out that I came early. I held up my bicycle and curled up in the corner of the store, because it was really cold in the early morning of winter! When I rubbed my hands and my ears, I suddenly remembered that early. Where did the person in front of me go? Why can't I catch up with me? Could it be that she was walking faster than I was riding on the bike? Her hair was so straight and she could stand up and then recover by herself? Could it be that I met a ghost?
Just as I was thinking about it, the moon in the sky seemed to be turned off by someone, and the streets became empty and dark in an instant, accompanied by the whistling north wind, which was really creepy at that time. I was cold and afraid of curling up in the corner. When I was in extreme panic, a bicycle stopped about ten meters away from me, and slowly pushed the car towards me.
"Who are you? What are you doing when you are curled up?" Finally, the man heard the voice of someone, and the man asked while walking.
"I came early, the school gate was not open, it was so cold that it was warmer here." As I said, I stood up slowly, walked towards the person pushing the bicycle, and saw that it was a classmate from the next class in the neighboring village.
"Why are you here so early? I took the key to the classroom door and left at five o'clock. I didn't expect you to be more active than me!" The classmate began to ridicule me.
"Oh! Don't mention it, maybe it's the watch is broken. It's already 5:40 when I left!" I said helplessly to the other party.
"I just said that every time I am late, I stand at the door of the teaching office. It is rare to see you without you. What's wrong today!" The two of them stayed in the street, so they were happy with each other.
"Oh! It's almost done. It's strange why it was still very bright just now, but why it suddenly became so dark!" I asked in confusion.
"This is what everyone often calls darkness before dawn! Come on, the gate is open!" Who said as he walked towards the school gate.
After going back from school, my mother told me that I would go to school in the morning. When she got up, I had already walked away and saw that the alarm clock by my kang had no battery. Are you scared?
I told my mother everything about the road, and I was also surprised that since then, I cried every night, and I didn’t know what happened. Finally, my mother asked me for a peace talisman in the temple and just bring it with me! Are you wondering? Do you feel that your quilt is also chilling?
"I'm writing one, and Is this even more bizarre and scary?"
Shi Tao started to be happy with Wang Jie again.
"What I said is true, let me tell you something more bizarre!"
When Wang Jie heard this, he became anxious and almost shouted loudly, because he didn't like others to doubt him, so he told everyone about something he had experienced personally.
When we were about to graduate from junior high school, Zhao Fei and He Liang were the three of us, in the words of the teacher, "the socks are not anyway." It's like wearing a pair of pants. One night after school, the three of us went out to eat a bowl of spicy noodles and an egg. Because the school gate was closed after junior high school, it took more than an hour to open, so we went to the store to weigh a pound of melon seeds, each of us bought a bottle of Hans beer, and walked towards the east end of the street.
On the one hand, teachers usually don’t go anywhere. The most important thing is that they keep walking eastward. There is a large cemetery where elderly people are buried, and young people who die in car accidents, medicine, hanging, etc. They heard that there is something evil, and there are always unclean things. The three of us don’t believe in this evil, so we walked away while drinking.
But when we arrived, it was indeed gloomy and there was no family around. At this moment, the owl's desolate cry slowed down the three of us. There was a saying in our hometown that the places where owls screamed were generally unlucky and people died. After all, they were three teenage little dolls!
To be continued...