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Chapter 244: No Ability To Make Your Belly Bigger(1/2)

But I just hung up for less than a minute, and Director Feng sent me a text message.

"Good boy, he even dares to hang up the phone with his brother! Is there anything good?"

Seeing this, I smiled bitterly, thinking that such a person is obviously like a grandson, but he pretends to be so harmonious on his face. I really don’t know how many brain cells they have wasted all day long.

"Hahaha, thank you for your blessing, everything is good! Brother Feng, are you good? I think of me today when I have time!"

As a result, Officer Feng's hypocrisy made me feel ashamed again. I didn't expect this guy to play the card of family affection.

"Look at what you said. Since you are your brother, don't care about you, do you have to care about those things that are not bad at all. How has the aunt recovered?"

Although I knew that he pretended, I was still very moved.

"Thank you, Brother Feng! I've been discharged from the hospital. I'm here now. Come and take a look at my wife whom I haven't seen for three years! Why is there anything wrong with the unit?"

At this time, Officer Feng did not reply to the text message, but the phone rang again. I held my cell phone and looked at the familiar and unfamiliar phone number. When I didn't know what to do, Ling Wei said anxiously.

"Why didn't you answer it! Is there anything wrong after ringing for so long?"

Looking at Ling Wei's anxious expression, I smiled bitterly, because if I had guessed correctly, I would have urged me to go back to work, but I was about to have dinner. If I told her two of the news, I would definitely have no appetite.

"It's okay, isn't this a roaming? Well, you two eat first, I'll go out and find a call and call back!"

As a result, Ling Wei stood up immediately and held my hand

"Let's go! I'll take you there! There is only one place that is hard to find, and you may not be able to find it for a while!"

Unexpectedly, when the two of me were about to leave, Douli glared at me fiercely

"Oh! I haven't seen this horoscope yet, why have you learned to live a life! Okay, don't act anymore. How much is the roaming fee? My phone is not the roaming fee. Then I'll be convinced by both of you! I really don't know what I'm thinking all day long!"

Ling Wei took out her phone with a flushed face

"Hey, I've been almost tortured to death these two days. It seems that at a critical moment, I still have to rely on the boss and call with my phone!"

Looking at the two mobile phones in front of me, I don’t know for a while. Who will give to Officer Feng to go back? If I take Ling Wei’s, Dou Li will definitely catch it and keep talking for a long time. If I take Dou Li’s, Ling Wei will not say it, and I will definitely feel uncomfortable, so I smiled.

"Hahaha, forget it, let's just use mine! These guys have nothing to do all day, look for phone numbers everywhere, don't harass you all day, you're really shooting yourself in the foot!"

Ling Wei glared at me fiercely

"Look at who you hand over all day long!"

At this time, I smiled at Ling in a bad way, and then called Officer Feng.

"Oh! Brother Feng didn't realize that you were still impatient! He called so anxiously. Did he just go back and give him abortion and then get abortion again!"

Officer Feng smiled

"You kid, you know you're all the time running the train. I want to see. In the past few days, you'll make up for your three years of homework at once, and you won't exhaust your kid. Listen to the sound and confirm whether you're alive!"

Hearing this, I glanced at Ling Wei

"Hey, I feel ashamed of myself. If I had your charm, my brother, I would not have lived for so many years in vain! What homework should I do? It's still the same as before, I didn't even see the root hair!"

Unexpectedly, Officer Feng said directly

"Oh, I didn't realize that you are a kid, you are still an alien who likes nuns!"

I sighed helplessly when I heard this

"Go to your brother! I like your aunt!"

Officer Feng smiled helplessly

"You boy is really becoming more and more outrageous. You said you didn't even see the hair!"

At this time, Ling Wei secretly stomped off my soles and glared at me fiercely. Douli looked at me again, grinning without saying anything. I had no choice but to use the other hand, and quickly held Ling Wei's hand. Unexpectedly, Officer Feng said something directly

"Oh, I didn't realize that you are a kid, you are still an alien who likes nuns!"

I sighed helplessly

"Go to your brother! I like your aunt!"

Officer Feng smiled helplessly

"You boy is really becoming more and more outrageous. You said you didn't even see the hair! Is your girlfriend not wearing hair on her head?"

When I heard this, my eyes turned

"Oh! Brother Feng, it turns out that the hair you have always mentioned is what you meant! Does it mean that every time you go back, do homework and farm the responsible fields, it turns out that it is on your head!"

Unexpectedly, although Ling Wei was not as strong as the last time, his feet still felt a piercing pain. I glanced at her helplessly, but who knew that he directly picked up a quail egg for me and got in the mouth of the track.

"Brother, have a meal! Otherwise, it will all be cold later!"

But the quail eggs that had just been scalded in my mouth were really hot, so I slowly bit them and quickly slapped them with my hands. As a result, Ling Wei poured me a glass of beer and stuffed them hard into my hands. I quickly rinsed the quail eggs in my mouth.

"Brother Feng, I'm sorry, I just drank tea and burned it!"

Officer Feng smiled

"Are you having dinner with your family? Well, let's talk a long story short, I know you have to make up for your lessons after lunch!"

I smiled bitterly when I heard this

"Hey, what else can I make up for? It's the old couple, it's all about you young people! Tell me what Brother Feng is doing!"

Officer Feng choked to death by my words, but he still smiled and said

"Hahaha, okay, just keep pretending! The manager said that if the family matters are handled, you will go to Ordos to take the escort certificate!"

I was excited when I heard the escort certificate

"Do you fire a gun?"

Unexpectedly, Officer Feng coughed several times as if he was choked by cigarettes.

"Oh, your imagination is too rich! You thought you were going to escort the seal cart!"

At this moment, I was no longer interested

"Hey, I thought I wouldn't need it in the future. I would run around in the desert all day long, but lie in the pile of money and dream of living a life of drunkenness! But if you don't rhyme money, why do you do with the rhyme certificate for the exam?"

Secretary Feng smiled and said when he heard this

"Lying in the pile of money, you will die in a state of drunkenness. I think you don't think about it. When you come back, my brother invites you to drink and lets you die in a state of drunkenness! Escort the condensate and methanol!"

I wondered when I heard this

"What's the point of escort here? Can anyone drink that broken thing?"

Secretary Feng said helplessly

"Oh, forget it, you are wandering on the phone and you will be unable to explain it in a while! Come back soon tomorrow, and let me remind you by the way, don't forget that your body is the capital of revolution, you must pay attention!"

I smiled when I heard this

"Hahaha, thank you! By the way, I called today before. I heard that your buddy's wife is big?"

Secretary Feng said anxiously

"Who? Why haven't I heard that I have too many buddies, which one do you mean? Tell me quickly, I'll go and have a drink!"

I was so happy to hear this

"Oh, it's the one who has a very good relationship with you all day, the one who wears glasses in the processing factory!"

Director Feng was startled, then said with a smile

"You are talking about Wang Hai! I know his wife has a big belly! What's wrong with this? "

I smiled badly when I heard this

"It's normal for people to have a certificate to have a big belly, but I heard that it was you who helped me grow it! You two are really good brothers!"

After saying that, I quickly hung up because I knew that I would definitely be a slap in the future, but when I hung up the phone, I found Ling Wei and Dou Li, looking at me with their eyes wide open, almost speaking in unison.

"Oh! Who do you mess with people all day long?"

I smiled bitterly when I heard this

"Oh, kidding! Hurry up and have a meal!"

As a result, I just picked up the chopsticks, but Ling Wei confiscated them.

"Wait a minute, don't eat first! Why is his wife's belly big? Why do you understand so much? It's not yours!"

Seeing this scene, I was speechless and gritted my teeth helplessly

"Oh, can you use your brain a little! That man in the world helps his good buddies' wife farm! I'm just turning around and playing a joke with us Officer Feng! Hurry up and have a meal!"

Ling Wei heard this and then said with a smile on his face.

"You kid better be honest with me! If I know, you will die worse than a donkey!"

Seeing that both of hers had started eating, I poured a glass of wine

"Are these dishes enough? Why don't we boil some more?"

As a result, Douli's eyes glared

"You really think you are a pig! Let's talk about it after you finish eating so much!"
To be continued...
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