I smiled when I heard this

"Do you still need a doctor to treat a small cold?"

Ling Wei glared at me

"Tsk, don't do it the same as the real one! It seems that you can do everything!"

Hearing this, I glared at Ling Wei

"Why don't you believe it! Do you think that the only way to cure a cold is to take medicine?"

Ling Wei glanced at me and then said a little annoyed

"Nonsense, do you think I'm a three-year-old child! Of course, you can also have big muscle needles and drip needles!"

Looking at Ling Wei's weird and super cute expression, I was so happy

"Haha, it seems that you are still too young. Have you never heard of it? It's three parts poisonous? Don't you know that our Chinese medicine is profound and cupping is OK!"

Ling Wei felt that he jumped into the pit I dug for her again, and his eyes were so angry that he flipped over, and then he smiled and said

"Is that so? It seems you know a lot! Then can you summarize what you can do to treat colds?"

I smiled badly when I heard this

"Okay! Since you are so interested, I'm better to obey my destiny than to be respectful. I think the best way to treat a cold should be human therapy! Because medicine is not as good as diet therapy, and diet therapy is not as good as human therapy!"

At this time, Ling Wei's eyes were wide open and he held my hand

"Brother, I know that bragging is not taxable, but at least you should make a draft in your mind! Why do you put everything on the right day? I have heard of diet therapy, but it is very fresh for you to be a human therapy like this. This is the first time I heard of it. Please tell me carefully. If you can't say one, two, three, you won't have to go to bed tonight!"

Hearing this, I looked at Ling Wei with a pretend innocent, and then sighed, thinking that you have never heard of human therapy, because this is something I invented for you by my brother.

"Hey, people say that being with yours is like being with a tiger, but today I found out that there is a tiger next to me! Since you want to know now, I will tell you that the so-called human therapy is, for example, you have a cold and I don't want you to take medicine, so I chose to sacrifice my color and serve you well. When you sweat all over, I will give you the later, cover the quilt, and have a good sleep, and it will definitely be fine the next day!"

Hearing this, Ling Wei pinched me hard

"Can you get worse? You even sacrifice your own color. I see you look like a pervert. You know all day long and you can take advantage of others if you think of a way! Since you have a cold, I only bought you the medicine for treating stomach and intestines. You don't buy cold medicine. You wait for me to go and come soon!"

Looking at Ling Wei's anxious expression, there was a warm current in my heart first, and then a cold current.

"Sister, don't bother anymore. It will be dawn if you don't go back. When will you drink the Red Bull and Pulse I bought? Besides, I have a cold, and it's a pharmacy when I go down. Let's go back quickly!"

Unexpectedly, Ling Wei turned around and grabbed my ears when he heard what I said.

"Good boy, say I'm not here in the past few years. You asked that vixen to treat you. I didn't react just now and I almost got deceived by you!"

Looking at Ling Wei's funny expression, I felt helpless and slowly grabbed Ling Wei's hand.

"Oh, I'll take you. This was invented specifically for you, because I can't bear to let you get sick. There hasn't been a clinical experiment yet. Don't make trouble now. I'll accompany you to buy medicine!"

When Ling Wei heard this, she glared at me shyly

"You guys, it's better to be honest, otherwise I'll let you be forever, and you can't treat others! You don't have to go buy medicine. If you save the troubles of the river, you'll talk nonsense again!"

Hearing this, I glanced at Ling Wei in surprise, thinking that this woman was too poisonous and wanted to deprive me of the right to be a man. Then I smiled again. I bought the family planning supplies a few days ago and disappeared. I fooled her to go with me. As a result, because I bought it for the first time, I blushed. When I walked into the pharmacy, I was still a young female doctor. I was just about to go out, but the female doctor said very enthusiastically.

"The young man is not feeling well, what medicine do you need!"

I scratched my head and thought to myself if I had to buy medicine when I entered the pharmacy, or if I felt uncomfortable.

"Sorry, doctor, I won't buy medicine!"

The doctor glanced at me and said embarrassedly

"Then what are you trying to order?"

At this time I glanced at the doctor

"Doctor, where are your family planning supplies? Why did I search for them for a long time but I couldn't find them!"

The doctor glanced at me and took a box of medicine

"Many of you students are eating this!"

After I took it, I looked at it, thinking that the medicine is three parts poisonous. We can't joke with Ling Wei's body for the sake of our own pleasure. So I took it to Ling Wei, but he just glared at me fiercely.

"I'm crazy! What to show me!"

Then I left angrily, and I smiled helplessly at the doctor

"Doctor, sorry, I don't want to give her medicine! Is there anything there?"

The female doctor blushed and smiled embarrassedly

"What do you want!"

At this time, I thought about it. This doctor really didn't know how to wear this white coat and not give birth control pills. I must have to ask again. But I was embarrassed to say it, and finally gritted my teeth.

"Doctor, do we have Durex here!"

The doctor was a little amused when he heard me say this

"Oh! Look, you, a big guy, are you feeling uncomfortable! Just condom!"

When the doctor said this, my face turned red and I felt a little embarrassed, wandering around the counter

"Hahaha, haven't you ever bought this? I bought it for someone else!"

The doctor looked at me in surprise

"Why do I feel a little unbelievable when you say that! Who was that girl just now?"

At this time, I was asked again by the doctor and didn't know what to do

"Hahaha, I just made a girlfriend, but I haven't reached that level yet. Do you have Durex here?"

When the doctor heard me say this, he smiled at me with a bad smile

"You didn't say that because the price is too high, you students usually use this!"

When I heard that there was no Ling Wei alone, she was still waiting outside, so I took it, looked around and said something uneasy

"Doctor, how is the quality of this brand? Is it safe? Is it effective?"

The female doctor may have been annoyed by me, or she may not have thought so much, so she just said to me.

"Don't worry, use it! I'm using this, it's pretty good!"

When the doctor said this, I looked at the doctor with a round eyes, and then smiled badly

"Oh, then buy this! But it wasn't for me, how much is it!"

The doctor's face was flushed, and he looked down and didn't dare to look at me.

“Thirty-five!”

After opening the money, I just walked out of the pharmacy. Ling Wei grabbed my ear

"Stinky guy, don't you want to be stuck anymore? Why did you have been inside for so long? Why did the female doctor's face turn red?"

At this time, I was already smiling and I was slowly sitting on the steps by the roadside

"Oh, I'm so laughing! Why do you guess the doctor blushed?"

Ling Wei saw my funny expression

"Are you okay? How come the perfect girl is like this? Tell me what's going on!"

At this time, I glanced at Ling Wei and gave her the newly bought condom.

"Don't worry, women all over the world take off naked, stand in front of me, and I can find you even if I close my eyes, because you are always the most beautiful in my heart!"

Ling Wei glared at me shyly when he heard this

"Okay, don't just say that these are useless! Why are you buying this?"

I smiled badly

"Isn't this to protect you better? Look at this, what's different about what He Gang bought last time?"

Ling Wei glanced at me with some doubts

"I saw the brand differently! Why are there any problems?"

When I heard Ling Wei say this, I was choked and couldn't answer for a long time

"Okay! OK! You are knowledgeable and I am ignorant. Let's go back!"

As a result, Ling Wei grabbed my ear again

"I almost got fooled by you again. Tell me why the female doctor inside blushed?"

At this time, I was no longer as excited as before, and I glanced at Ling Wei helplessly

"Oh, I just asked two of us to use, but they said they didn't. Finally, when I asked the quality, they said directly that she used this one and the effect was pretty good!"

Ling Wei glared at me when he heard this

"You just came out and sat on the side of the road with a smile. Is it just for this? Oh! I really convinced you. Why are you excited by this and her husband using this?"

My eyes open when I hear this

"Oh! Your college students' openness is beyond my imagination!"
To be continued...