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Chapter 271

At this time, Xi Hong was so angry that she said with a flushed face.

"It seems that it's really a disease!"

Hearing this, I smiled bitterly, thinking that I don’t understand the night during the day, you will never understand my brother’s idea, so I smiled and handed the boss’s wife two hundred-dollar bills, and happily held the plastic bag, the boss’s wife said

"Thank you, beautiful girl! I wish you a fortune this year!"

Walking out of the store, Xi Hong glared at me

"Be careful of the steps, don't be complacent. If you fall down, your front teeth will be shaken off, and your speech will be leaky. Even if you put on your yellow robe, you will still walk on the street, and your back will not break through!"

Looking at Xi Hong's funny expression, I smiled badly

"It's okay, as long as I wear a yellow robe, your turnaround rate will be overwhelming!"

Xi Hong glared at me

"Okay, that's also about me, not you, then your T-shirt will still be bought in vain?"

I laughed loudly when I heard this

"Yes! Not only are you all masters these days, but it's not easy to buy a yellow robe to wear it? But these days, if you want to practice this skill, there are not many men who must first castrate themselves!"

Xi Hong glanced at me

"Whatever you say, I don't practice the Sunflower Book anyway, let alone Dongfang Bubai!"

I couldn't help laughing when I heard this

"Yes! Your eldest son Xi, how could you be Dongfang Bubai, who is covered with a pot cover on his head and wearing a sack? But you are by the emperor, get up! Go back to the palace! Report early if you have something to do, and leave the court without any trouble!"

When Xi Hong heard this, she immediately came to catch me. Fortunately, I was prepared for it, so I escaped the disaster until the two of them ran away. I was so tired that I saw Xi Hong, sitting on the side of the road, her tongue spitting like a dog.

"I didn't expect you, boy, look weak, and why do you run faster than a rabbit?"

At this time, I held my hands on my knees, swallowed and smiled bitterly.

"Just kidding, a mad dog is chasing him from behind, not running and waiting for rabies vaccine!"

Xi Hong's face turned red with anger. As soon as she got up, she collapsed on the curb, pointed at me and said gasping.

"Don't swell, don't forget to be extremely happy and sad!"

Looking at this scene, I smiled disdainfully

"Okay, let me tell you now, brother, I'm not afraid! Because life is short, it's a while to be comfortable!"

After saying that, I slowly got up and walked towards the hotel slowly, thinking that I would slow down slowly. When I heard the guy running, I would give him a 100-meter sprint. At that time, I could only eat the smell of earth. As a result, I walked not a hundred meters and felt ache in my neck. What followed was Xi Hong, which made me feel goosebumps all over my body.

"Boy, aren't you running very fast? Keep running now!"

At this moment, I was helpless and grabbed Xi Hong's hand tightly with both hands.

"Oh! Brother, are you tired? Are you a man or a ghost? Why don't you walk without a sound?"

Unexpectedly, Xi Hong kicked my butt

"Please think about it after your brain! I am your brother, and you must speak politely and gentlely!"

I looked at the clothes lying quietly on the ground. Although I felt very distressed, I didn't resist. I just touched the guy and was kicked. It seemed that my butt was about to break, and I was still very calm.

"Brother, you are my dear brother! Can you be a little gentler? The neck controls the nerves and blood vessels in the body, the buttocks, and the nerve endings in the body? Do you want to get rid of me or just kill me directly!"

Xi Hong seemed to feel that I felt sorry for the clothes on the ground, and then squeezed them hard.

"Go, hurry up and pick up your baby and don't let his brother go. By then, your heart will lose too much blood and you will die!"

Hearing this, I gently kicked the packaging bag on the floor with my feet.

"Oh, it's okay! Isn't it just a piece of rotten clothes! Don't worry, the old ones don't go to the new ones! If you like it, you can pick it up and wear it, what a big deal!"

At this time, Xi Hong turned her head, looked at me in surprise, handed the T-shirt bag on the ground to my hand, and smiled very strangely.

"Oh, I didn't notice it! You are so generous, but I won't be fooled by you, brother, and I will bring you a big hotel. If you are so arrogant, you will be lying in my house and not leaving. You won't be embarrassed, I will go to bed!"

Looking at this understanding buddy in front of me, I was completely stunned, because everyone knew that if a wolf turned back, it was not to repay his kindness, it was to take revenge, so I asked in confusion

"It's okay, I am a seven-foot man, and I have a nail in every mouthful of saliva. Not to mention a piece of clothing, even my beloved woman will never be vague if I say one word!"

When Xi Hong heard this, she handed me a cigarette first, and then said with great disdain.

"Okay, please don't put a trap on me anymore. I want me to support your mother in the old age and see you off. There is nothing so good in the world, and I have never seen your shameless son like this!"

Hearing this, I suddenly became anxious and glared at Xi Hong fiercely

"Your brother, can you speak human words? I asked you to raise your mother for me. Am I dead?"

Xi Hong vomited a circle of eyes

"Okay, isn't your mom your beloved woman?"

I was speechless when I heard this, thinking to myself that my mother is not your favorite woman? It’s just a mess, but I have to fight for this face no matter what, so I smiled bitterly

"Hey, there's no way to do this! My mother will always be my favorite woman! It's not like you only have your mother, and you never have your mother. If your mother knew that you were so virtuous now, you breastfed the dog directly at that time, not only could you keep a guard at the door but also guard the house! But don't worry, if you really like this piece of clothing, then take it and wear it! I'm absolutely unambiguous. Brothers have been giving away a piece of clothing for so many years!"

But Xi Hong seemed to have deaf ears in an instant, and it seemed like something had been lost. Looking around, I quickly put my hand on my hand and shook it in front of Xi Hong's eyes, asking with some confusion.

"Hey, are you okay? Your mother is in our hometown, not in Inner Mongolia, why are you looking at with your eyes wide open?"

Xi Hong was very serious and pushed me away with her hands

"Get out of here, don't distract me!"

At this time, I was even more confused and confused. I stood next to this guy, wanting to see what he was selling in his gourd, but I didn't understand it yet. This guy sighed.

"Oh, fortunately there are no bikini on this street, otherwise I would have become an eternal sinner today!"

I was so happy when I heard this

"Why haven't seen your girlfriend for several months? You're so lustful! But don't forget, don't say that the sun has not yet set yet. Even if it's dark, if you dare to forcibly come, it's a crime! Go back quickly and see if there are any special services in the hotel!"

Unexpectedly, Xi Hong just pointed at me.

"What are you thinking all day long? I'm looking at you again. Do you see the short skirt that woman is wearing, and is about to pretend to fall down and pull her underwear! Then I'll say that I'll make you angry and feel unconscious, so I'm doing something wrong!"

I touched this, and the guy was beaten and buzzing, and asked in confusion.

"Why are you looking for a bikini? Why are you still having something to do with me? Did I ask you to commit crime? And please don't finish your shit and always put the basin on my head! Do you think it's a wife's cuckold!"

Xi Hongqi's eyes rolled

"Okay, I can't figure it out. If you don't show off, you will die! That morning, I ate two rotten roujiamos bought by Liang Wei for you. I was so distressed from the classroom where I bullied me from the house. I was so distressed that I actually picked up the plane and pulled the young woman's pants on the bus on the grounds that I was unstable! Think about these two roujiamos, which were bought by someone else for you. You spent nearly half a month on this family's clothes. If you don't have it directly at that time, you will find an innocent passerby and start to do it! To be honest, I haven't digested those two roujiamos until now. If I could spit it out, I would spit it out for you!"

Hearing this, I threw the bag

"It's okay. Although the food you chewed has no taste! But today I'm going to do it. You spit it out for me now. I'll eat wherever you spit out. If you can't spit out today, I'll go back and take your wife's cuckold!"

At this time, Xi Hong ran and provoked

"Sorry, first of all, I don't have a wife. You want to cuckold. Let your female netizen knit you like knitting a scarf, use pure green wool for you, and knit a top for you! Secondly, after digesting the vomiting, the water pulled in the toilet was washed away! Finally, I would like to advise you, I don't have time to take the exam tomorrow, and I'm just talking nonsense with you here! Bye!"

Seeing Xi Hongyi running far away without saying a word, I was a little tired, so I sat on the Taoist teeth, thinking that anyway, this guy was gone, there was no need to be tired like a dog, so it would be better to take a good rest, but when I thought of the exam, I immediately got up and took a step and ran quickly

"Wait, why don't I know the exam!"

As a result, this guy seemed to be deaf again. I had no choice but to go to his house. When I went in, I saw this guy. Sure enough, I was reading a book, so I snatched the book.

"You are the Monkey Brother, you really take the exam! Why don't I know!"

Xi Hong snatched the book away again

"Okay, it's not true, is it still cooked? You dream of Duke Zhou in class every day, didn't Duke Zhou tell you?"

Hearing this, I glared helplessly

"Okay, I'm always sleeping better than some. I've been looking at the female student in front of me all day long. The exposed waists of my sleep are more drooling! Don't say that these are useless! I'll see why you have drawn so many times in your book, and folded so many pages, bring them to me to see!"

But I never expected that Xi Hong suddenly became anxious just now after snatching the book

"Why do I read with my book? Do you don't have a book yourself?"

Seeing Xi Hong's face and thick neck, I smiled helplessly

"Okay, I won't look at you. If you score 100 points, I will score zero points. I will have thousands of troops in the college entrance examination. I have never been popular with anyone. I am not worth it because such a bad certificate is not worth it!"

Sorry, I came back from work overtime today and the update is too late. Please understand and give more valuable suggestions!
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