Chapter 278 Zhu Bajie wears glasses
But it’s strange. In the past, I used to be like holding a quilt and holding a pillow, thinking of Ling Wei, who was thousands of miles away, and immediately responded to the lower body. But no matter how I held the pillow and the quilt were held, I couldn’t find the feeling I used to feel. I didn’t react at all. Instead, I suddenly felt very irritable, as if I always felt something was missing. Just when I was puzzled, I suddenly remembered two mouths and laughed out loud.
As a result, He Gang glared at me a little annoyed
"You should be smart! Why are you smirking when you're okay?"
Hearing this, I turned around and saw that He Gang had finished calling, so I smiled at He Gang in a bad mood.
"I thought of Fan Li's mouths being opened horizontally and vertically. You said that genius came up with such strange and vicious words. I just heard you say it looks like your wife. I wonder if you want to have a horizontal mouth or a vertical mouth!"
He Gang glared at me helplessly, then threw a cigarette at me
"Hurry and use cigarettes to open your mouth, which looks like you, quickly block it! Can you make it normal all day long? Since you are my wife, of course I think about it, why are there any problems? Why did you go over this time and just look at the horizontal ones, but you didn't even see the hair!"
Hearing this, I glared at He Gang fiercely
"Oh, I would rather let the land be deserted than to be exhausted! I didn't realize that your wife really had two mouths! It seems that you kid will die of exhaustion on her sooner or later!"
He Gan smiled bitterly
"Okay, don't be a sour grape-like person anymore. I think you are just out of reach and have no place to cultivate the land! By the way, haven't asked you what happened in the past?"
Hearing this, I smoked the cigarette in a few sips, and then glanced at He Gang with some loss, thinking that you and Liu Xu are like the same person, how could you not know whether I was returning home with a full load or empty hands in the past.
"Hey, if you say too much, you will be tears! Hurry up and go to bed!"
He Gang heard this and smiled at me in a bad mood.
"Okay, they are all experienced people! Since you don't want to say it, there is no need for me to force others to do so, then hurry up and say go to bed! You have to go to work tomorrow!"
I didn't say anything when I heard this, because I knew that these guys were all experts in digging holes. When my mind got hot later, I couldn't do it well and then I walked around again, so I turned around and pinched the quilt between my legs, and then hugged the pillow.
"Okay, hurry up and go to bed!"
He Gang sighed helplessly when he heard this
"Hey, such a mess is still hidden. I really don't know if you are tired all day? Just go to bed!"
At this time, I held the quilt tightly, thinking of the woman's upright mouth, I remembered Ling Wei being pushed by me by the bed, slowly taking off her jeans, her seductive skin and the most precious baby, I licked my lips and smiled bitterly, thinking that I was quite talented, how could I have thought of a weird excuse of only two centimeters in, but I didn't expect that this guy was fooled.
Just now, Ling Wei's text message came here
"Stinky guy, what are you doing? I don't know if I ask for instructions early or late to report?"
I'll go back quickly after seeing this
"Aren't you busy writing graduation thesis or applying for a job? If you are distracted, wouldn't I become a sinner for the ages? Why is it over now?"
Who knew Ling Wei replied directly
"Okay, don't make excuses! Have you deceived what you want most now and started to be fickle again, and you are a little confused? I honestly explain why it is so quiet today?"
Seeing this, I shook my head helplessly
"Oh, what else can I do except think of you as beautiful and kind? What do you want me to do? Are you getting the most precious thing on me now, and preparing to lift me up as a stumbling block and start a new journey?"
Almost before I could breathe a sigh of relief, Ling Wei's text message came over
"You bastard! Stop talking nonsense, what are you doing now?"
I was startled when I saw this, then smiled helplessly and quickly returned
"Hey, I will definitely treat the quilt as your ** in the evening, and use your pillow as your two jade peaks. I will hold you tightly and think of you. What else can I do! When are you going to sleep? It's almost dawn when I'm waiting!"
Unexpectedly, Ling Wei only came back after a long time.
"Hate, I just went to wash my face. I've been tired for a day, so why should I go to bed quickly!"
I smiled when I saw this
"Nonsense, I've been waiting all night, have you just waited? Go to bed quickly!"
As a result, Ling Wei replied to it almost at the same time
"Then what do you want!"
At this moment, I smiled badly
"Sleep like the first night!"
Ling Wei replied directly
"Big pervert! I'm asleep!"
Seeing this, I wish I could turn the quilt into a piece of paper, then held my cell phone, looked at it for a long time and finally smiled bitterly, thinking that my two people could finally get married, get married, get to know each other, get to know each other, communicate with letters, and love each other on mobile phones, if I want to thank someone now, of course, Ling Wei is the one who still believes in perfect love! If I have to thank two people now, of course, my parents are the ones who give me life and raise me with great difficulty, so that I have the opportunity to have perfect love! If I still want to thank me now, of course it is a thriving communication, because it makes our world smaller and let me meet her in the vast crowd.
Then, the next days may have been the first time I was a man. The frequency of the phone call between Ling Wei and I created a single call for three hours again. No one in the circle of friends can break the record. However, although it is only 1,000 kilometers apart, and the distance cannot quench the near thirst. The strong possessiveness caused me to be particularly scared. Every day, whenever I have time, I start to think about it, always worried that I will no longer be by Ling Wei. If she is deceived by others and cuckold me, then at that time, she will be in vain.
However, after all, I have been calling for more than two years, and they have been willing to use each other’s most precious first time, without reservation, as a gift for each other, so other lovers quarreled at the bedside and at the end of the bed. My first call and the second call, usually three calls, and then after a while, I always started to quarrel for a while, and then under my compromise, I started to "Dear, miss you!" "Baby, kiss me!"
But about ten or twenty days later, one day I returned to the house and just lay on the bed. Ling Wei called me. At that time, I was so happy that I really thought that I was really aware of my understanding. I just came back and was so tired that I brought her spiritual chicken soup. I instantly felt that I was the happiest man in the world, so I pretended to be very tired and said weakly.
"Hey, the thesis defense is over? Oh, I'm so tired of old man today!"
I waited for a long time, but Ling Wei didn't say anything, but kept crying. At this time, I was anxious
"What's wrong? What's going on? Don't cry for now!"
As a result, Ling Wei burst into tears when she heard me say this. At this time, I was anxious because I was full of men and women's affairs. When I heard her crying, I was anxious and thought to myself that my grandmother's, I don't want to cause trouble now, but it doesn't mean that I'm afraid of trouble. The sleeping woman actually slept on my woman.
"Speak, is it the beast Liu Ning? Don't cry now. I'll ask for leave now, come and find a few people, and directly kill this bastard!"
But when I just got up and was about to take leave, Ling Wei cried and said
"You're just a bastard!"
I was stunned when I heard this. Because of this kind of thing, not only the women who were hurt the most, but also the men who loved you deeply. They scolded me for what they did, so I said helplessly
"Oh! OK! Can scolding solve the problem? If you want to vent now, then scold me and listen. Don't cry after you finish. Then I ask for leave to see if the donkey has red hair. But even if he has red hair, I will take tweezers and strip him naked one by one!"
Unexpectedly, Ling Wei started to choke and say sadly when he heard this
"You are just a beast. You have done a good thing yourself. You still want to pay your debts and go to trouble others. Are you a human or a beast?"
I heard this directly, and the more I listened, the more confused I felt, I was a little confused, so I quickly lit a cigarette, then took a deep breath, thinking that I must have been disgusted, and I didn't call at noon, so I said helplessly
"Oh, my aunt, what's wrong with you! When I asked for instructions this morning, weren't you doing well? Why did you get so angry when you didn't call at noon? Okay, don't cry anymore, I came to hug you wrong, there's really no signal in the desert, why am I lying to you for doing!"
At this time, Ling Wei's mood obviously improved a lot, but he still sobbed and said
"Okay, no matter how pitiful I, Ling Wei, will not live every day with your broken text messages and a few broken text messages! And don't ask anymore, the good things you did yourself, don't pretend to be crazy now, please don't make excuses for your shameless behavior and vicious conspiracy, and don't put salt on my wounds. Don't worry, I thought of all this, but I thought, I believe you will get this ending, I'm considered a slut! Now that you are satisfied, get out!"
At this moment, I was really confused because I really didn't know why Ling Wei got so angry, so I quickly asked
"What the hell is wrong with you? Talk!"
As a result, the person hung up the phone directly. I pressed the button down and then let go, because I didn't know what she was singing, she cried so sadly, and said so much that it was incomprehensible. So I took a puff of cigarettes and thought carefully that since it was my good thing, it proved that I was wronged to cry. I breathed a sigh of relief, but I couldn't figure out what happened!
So I mustered up the courage and quickly pressed to replay, but I called it five or six times, but no one answered it. At this time, I looked at the phone helplessly and fell on the bed, but there was no way, because from her voice, I could feel that she was really sad.
Chapter completed!