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Chapter 292 Domestic Violence

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt like he had fallen into a pile of cotton, and then Ling Wei's somewhat delicate voice came.

"Oh, I think you are really damaged! It's really not possible! I'm not prepared for anything, wouldn't it be even more annoying if I get pregnant!"

At this moment, I smiled badly

"It's okay, brother, I am also an old driver now! I won't use other things to ensure that you will be served well, and I will never let a seed fall into the ground! Believe me, okay!"

But Ling Wei still said a little worried

"It's really not possible! I don't dare to do anything randomly if I don't have my period!"

At this time, I put my mouth close to Ling Wei's ears

"Don't worry, I've consulted the doctor! As long as it's not 39 days, you can cultivate the land at any time!"

When Ling Wei was about to turn her head, I slowly stroked her with both hands, put my mouth to the ear and blew gently, and instantly Ling Wei trembled all over and said shyly.

"Hate! It's what you, the Mongolian doctor, said!"

At this time, I was so excited that I quickly occupied the destination, saying intermittently while living.

"Why don't you accept it? Doctor Wang, I, can't I, have carefully cultivated and sowed hope for my own women?"

When Ling Wei heard this, he hugged my waist tightly with his hands

"Hate! I keep saying I love me, but I'm like this, so I won't let me go! If I get pregnant, I'll just chop it down and feed it to you!"

Hearing this, I bit Ling Wei hard and thought that not only was someone's wife, but she could not get fired. My woman must not be allowed to be an unmarried mother. But according to the current situation, it is not only difficult to grasp the heat. It is a big question whether the cow can walk out alive with the water naked in the field. So I pretended to be angry and took off the quilt.

"Okay, I'll let you go! It seems like I'm really like a breeding pig!"

But when I was about to get the mace, Ling Wei was a little panicked and hugged my waist tightly.

"Who asked you to come out? So what's wrong? What to do?"

At this time, I opened Ling Wei's hand and glared fiercely.

"Aren't you women healthier to wash? Then I'll have a condom safer! Go buy insurance! I don't want you, a guy who is so heartless, to feed your dog with your life!"

Ling Wei found that I had come out of the bed, so he said a little disappointedly

"Okay, when you buy the insurance back, not only the daylily will be cold, but I am already discouraged! Since you are afraid that I will spread the disease to you, now let's go to the hospital and check it for you to save you from insulting people like this!"

Hearing this, I smiled secretly, quickly picked up the mace I had just thrown beside me, tore it apart, then slowly turned around, pushed Ling Wei down, and quickly covered us with a quilt.

"What are you thinking about? I ran nearly a thousand kilometers. I went to the hospital for no reason and my brain was not sick!"

Ling Wei saw the lustful smile and said angrily

"Aren't you going to buy insurance? Why did you get in shamelessly again?"

At this time, I secretly touched Ling Wei and shouted loudly.

"Oh! This is not the small bridge and flowing water, it's simply surging! It seems that my baby is broken!"

I saw Ling Wei clenching his fist tightly, then gently landing on my back

"Hate, I won't buy insurance, it's not safer to condoms!"

I smiled badly when I heard this

"By the way, what do you usually call on the phone?"

Ling Wei said with a rapid breathing moaning

"Hate! Of course, it's just a pervert, but a big pervert!"

I pinched Ling Wei's shoulder hard.

"Hahaha, let's relax today and try the amazing mace of your brother!"

Ling Wei twisted me hard when he heard this

"Hate, it seems that you have been planning for a long time. How can I deal with you later?"

Hearing this, I smiled badly, thinking that I could stand up when my brother finished cleaning you first, and then talk about whether you could stand up! After a storm, I quickly lit a cigarette, and Ling Wei pressed her tightly against my chest.

"Scammer, where is your mace?"

At this time, I took a deep breath of cigarette and threw the packaging bag on Ling Wei.

"Why are you not full yet? Why don't I get one for you?"

Ling Wei took the mace bag and rolled to the edge of the bed.

"Brother, forget it! I'm almost apart! You'd better change it to Durex!"

Seeing Ling Wei's funny movements and weird facial expressions, I was so happy

"This is not about the mace, or Durex! But in the eyes of my brother's calf, you are just a small bud that can squeeze out water, a tigress who is just beginning to fall in love!"

As a result, Ling Wei flew over me a pillow

"No wonder I'm sore all over my body! I've been talking for a long time and it turns out that you are a beast! By the way, tell me what is the old hay that can only grind teeth?"

Looking at Ling Weihong's face, I glared at me and leaned my pillow towards my back.

"I'm sorry, brother, I can't answer you now!"

Ling Wei grabbed my clothes again, his mouth pouted high

“Why?”

I quickly raised my hand and said helplessly

"Do you still need to ask this? No one is old and ugly, so where can I find teeth grinding grass?"

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, Ling Wei's face turned red

"Shameless, you dare to curse me!"

But Ling Wei just picked up my T-shirt, so I quickly beg for mercy

"Okay, stop making trouble! There is only one piece of clothing in total, and you will run naked tomorrow!"

Seeing Ling Wei throwing her clothes on the bed, I sighed and then pointed another one. Just as I was savoring the wonderful moment just now, Ling Wei said directly

"Big pervert, why do you men like to smoke after love!"

Hearing this, the smoke fell on my chest instantly, and his eyes were open and he looked at Ling Wei with a round look. He thought to himself that grandma had been talking for a long time. I was a big guy with a new air ticket and I had a broken plane. His grandma's blood these days was fake, so he said angrily

"How did you know this detail? It seems that you are also a woman lying across the Man River!"

Ling Wei was anxious when she saw me, and asked in confusion

"I have never seen my eyes so wide! I still haven't seen them enough! As for whether I am a woman lying across the Man River, it depends on your stream, whether I can make my sister like a fish in water!"

I glared at this moment

"Okay, don't interrupt! Answer my question!"

Unexpectedly, Ling Wei became anxious and threw the T-shirt over

"Boy! I've been talking about your shameless thing for a long time, but I actually doubt my innocence! Although my aunt's first time eating pork and first time seeing pigs swimming, my aunt has heard of others eating pork! I've heard of others saying pigs swimming!"

After I grabbed it, I smiled badly and threw the clothes over again

"Auntie, you have all been exposed! I didn't expect that you will have lotus flowers that are more charming than thorny roses!"

As a result, Ling Wei screamed suddenly

"My God! So you are such a breeding pig!"

I glanced at this in surprise, then hurried over

"So what's wrong? Don't be surprised. Brother, I'm in a bad heart. Did you find pig hair on my clothes?"
Chapter completed!
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