Chapter 30 The most comfortable scarf
After Wang Gang called and saw Zhang Chun eating steamed buns again, he asked in confusion.
"Oh, buddy, you have three meals a day, pick up steamed buns in the morning and pickled buns at noon. You either don't eat them in the afternoon, or you absolutely pick up steamed buns. Can your stomach bear it?"
"This saves time, the key is to be cheap."
Looking at the guy in front of me who was wearing leather jackets and branded sneakers, he didn't look like a person with a shortage of money at first glance. "Oh, it's cheap! It's not that bad! What's your money doing!"
"You don't understand this! Good steel should be used on the blade!"
Zhang Chun smiled and drank it, sipped water, polished his leather shoes to a shiny look, and asked him if he would bring anything.
"Why are you going out to surf the Internet again?"
Because every weekend, Zhang Chun is like losing his soul, going out at noon, and when the dormitory starts counting the number of people, he comes back on time.
"You sleep well, I'm not online, I'm having something to do when I go out! Come back soon!
At this time, Wang was lying on the bed, thinking alone that although he was only 20 kilometers away from home, because of the strange militarized management, he had to stay in school every semester except for those countries' legal holidays! He had nothing to do, so he thought about and analyzed what the rest of the dormitory did?
Wang Bao and himself were lying down and reading martial arts novels all day long. Xu Liang was called away by several fellow villagers early in the morning and came back almost every day with Zhang Chun. Liu Bing said it was reading in the classroom, Geng Yue came back at dinner time, and disappeared when he fell asleep. Shi Tao seemed to be communicating with those fairies and learning something!
I only have no other hobbies except sleeping and eating. I suddenly sneered. In fact, I also have hobbies, which are phone booths every noon and phone calls for more than ten minutes! Another one is to crowd in the classroom to watch the "Same Song" together on Friday nights every week and come to the classroom early every afternoon to watch "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".
In fact, staying in a dormitory without phone calls, TVs, and noisy roommates chattering every weekend is like staying in hell on earth. A life that seems pampered and pampered is actually a kind of depressing and boring torment. So every weekend he competes with the bed board in the dormitory, with the ultimate goal of falling down the bed board.
Later, when watching "The Same Song" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Wang Gang discovered that under the seemingly ordinary classmates' relationship in the class, there were surging undercurrents. One week, he had a sudden idea and carefully sorted out these undercurrents. He found that almost every undercurrent seemed to have a close connection, which gave him a new understanding of these gentlemen and beautiful ladies who performed one by one:
"Fairy in Red" - Wang Qin and Zhu Xing, Liu Bing and Nan Wei's "Love Corner"
"Fairy in Green" - Qi Qian and Yu Bo, Li Jun, Sun Wen, Chang Hao, and Dongdong's "Love Corner"
"Purple-clothed Fairy" - Li Yun and Shi Tao, Wan Peng and Xi Hong's "Love Corner"
"Fairy in Yellow" - Zhang Yuantong and Ip Man's "Love Triangle"
"Fairy in Soap Clothes" - Wang Xian and Jia San, Wang Lin, Wu Tong, Heizi's "Love Corner"
"Fairy in Green" - Wang Li and Lu Yang's "Extramarital Affair"
"Fairy in plain clothes" - Feng Qing and Chang Hao's "Love"
Looking at his evil masterpiece, Wang Gang suddenly became a little sad. It turned out that except for living all day, he was in his own confined space! He seemed to be in it but was only wandering around the edge of this big emotional network. Suddenly, he laughed again, because these are all elites from all walks of life, and it is normal to be in love, but if he can really get together, it is definitely not a simple matter.
But now Wang Gang looked back and saw that his judgment was correct. If you don’t believe it, please read it.
Nan Wei, with his dark and thick skin, won the hearts of the "Fairy in Red" and finally entered the palace of marriage.
Yu Bo, with his lively and energetic personality, won the hearts of the "Fairy in Green" and finally entered the palace of marriage. However, because of the two people who pay great attention to personality and the separation of the two places, they are now parting ways.
Shi Tao, with his perfect tongue, completely conquered the hearts of "Let's lean on my shoulder and cry! I will lick your tears with my tongue" and Zhang Xinzhe's lyrics "Love doesn't need reason, I can't live without Li Yun" because two smart people eventually parted ways in Inner Mongolia.
Although Ip Man had a meteor-like relationship with the "Fairy in Yellow", because both of them had prominent family backgrounds, they parted in dissatisfaction.
Jia San. With his relentless pursuit, he snatched the "fairy in soap" from his elder brother, because he chased him from GS to Inner Mongolia, and then from Inner Mongolia to SX and eventually became his own beautiful wife.
Because Lu Yang was pursuing the "Green Fairy", he had a passionate conversation with a little girl in Changqingqiao Town, so Wang Jie and the others often said that he was an "extramarital affair" and would sooner or later die! Sure enough, he stepped on two boats and fell into the water. Finally, he found a beloved girl in his hometown to get married.
Feng Qing's "one-corner love" has always been in love with her. The tall, rich and handsome in the class have been silently paying attention because she has always lacked confidence. She has never confessed her love! I just hope that he is happy every day. As long as he can say a word to her, she will suddenly feel that the sky is clear, but no matter how wonderful the secret love is, there will never be any result, because there has not been any sunshine, rain, and dew, in the plump flower buds, there is only a destiny withering with the wind.
Wang Gang also understood why Zhang Chun kept eating steamed buns. It turned out that this guy turned the rumor of "only eating steamed buns but not vegetables, save money to fall in love!" into a living reality. He saves food and reduces money every day, and goes out every weekend to fall in love with a "primary apprentice" in a barber shop in the town. The effect is obvious but the consequences are very serious. A young young man who is just a hustle-minded talks about love with a woman who has waded through the man's river. To put it bluntly, it is an ATM!
In the end, the "primary apprentice" didn't know where to go and learn better skills. He lost all his money and came back and slept for a whole day.
At this time, Wang Gang suddenly sneered, because he was only concerned about talking about others and laughing at others. In fact, he was the real strange! He first thought about his "strange online dating". Because the Internet cafes in the town are relatively small, most of them would come back in disappointment every time he went out, so he also let Liu Xia go pigeons many times. In the end, he discussed not going online and chose to make a phone call, but there was no phone call in his dormitory, so Wang Gang called every time. From the first three minutes to the next ten minutes, twenty minutes, and thirty minutes, he also remembered the most how many times he had called, but once the boss's wife sent him an Alpine lollipop. When he was happily calling while eating lollipops, he ended up paying for exactly 20 yuan, which took more than an hour, so he was named "Telephone King".
Of course, this title was a heavy burden for him. In order to make a phone call, he reduced the level of cigarettes from a gold ocean of 5.5 yuan to a sea of 3 yuan, and gave up his beloved Pepsi Coke. He saved as much as he could and saved money to call. If his sister hadn't been helping him from time to time, his standard configuration of 400 yuan per month would definitely not be enough, and he might not even be able to eat steamed buns and vegetables at the end of the month.
So, he felt that he was not as good as Zhang Chun, because he "only ate steamed buns and not vegetables, saving money to fall in love." At least, he met people, satisfied and released energy, but he didn't even see him. He didn't know what he was trying to do and how long he could last.
In love, a woman has zero IQ, while a man is too smart, which is no different from an idiot. He is wearing clothes and is ready to call!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!