After walking out of the restaurant, a cool breeze came towards me. I hurriedly held my arms with both hands and ran towards the house as fast as possible. As soon as I entered the house, I immediately pulled the quilt away, and then took out my cell phone. I saw that it was still early to go to bed before 8 o'clock, so I wanted to bully Ling Wei for a while.

"Xiao Tiantian, what else do you do? I don't want to miss me? When will I come back? Do you know that I miss you at this moment, and I feel so nervous!"

As a result, I waited for about ten minutes, and Ling Wei did not reply to the text message. I didn't know whether it was because of alcohol, too much food, or "heavy physical labor" in the afternoon. But just when I was sleeping soundly, there was a phone ringing sound. When I got up reluctantly, I just held my phone in my hand, but the phone hung up. When I saw that it was Ling Wei, I smiled bitterly, and thought to myself, I'm sorry, my brother hadn't woken up yet, so I threw my phone next to me, and got into the quilt and fell asleep.

But my eyes just closed and the text message ringtone rang. At this time, I smashed the bed hard, lying up reluctantly, and complained constantly.

"Oh, it's really a matter of mom! I won't talk, I'll give you the roaming fee!"

As a result, when I sent a text message, I was completely stunned and saw Ling Wei send me a message.

"Stinky pig!"

At this moment, I suddenly woke up, thinking that I had been picking up money in this world and I never asked for anything to scold me for no reason, so I went back without thinking.

"Are you sick? Are you a pig woman?"

But the text message I sent was successfully sent to view the details of the information, but there was no reply, as if the stones were sinking into the sea. When I was about to call it, Ling Wei's text message finally came, but this time it was not a message, but a MMS. At this time, I seemed to see the money back, so I opened it and looked at it. My face was flushed and my whole body was burning with a burning pain. I saw a basin of black water, with my T-shirt soaked in it. Although my face couldn't be kept, machismo was deeply rooted in my heart and I could never admit it myself. So I licked my lips and gritted my teeth and said deliberately.

"Oh, for the sake of your brother, I will not care about you, but don't send me any more. I have washed my clothes once in three years. Do you want me to praise you? Or praise you for your good wife? But this time I finally felt that having a woman at home is happiness! Whose wash basin is this! Why is the water so dirty?"

After the text message was sent, Ling Wei waited for a while and did not respond, so he smiled proudly, thinking to himself that a little girl movie, I don’t believe that you can’t help you. Then he squeezed the quilt between his legs, ready to replenish his energy and prepare for the wonderful evening event, but I just adjusted my sleeping position, but I didn’t expect Ling Wei’s text message to come.

"Dirty pig, don't behave like a good person when you get the cheap! Open your dog's eyes and see clearly what's inside the washbasin!"

Seeing this, I smiled helplessly, and then quickly returned

"I'm sorry, I don't have any dog ​​eyes! Oh, I didn't expect that there are still women who are so lazy in the world. They can wash a basin of black water when wearing clothes! What an ugly monster this is!"

Unexpectedly, before I adjusted the pillow, Ling Wei's text message came

"Please pay attention to your words! Pay attention to civilized terms, and whether the clothes are dirty or not, it should have nothing to do with the ugly monster!"

I smiled when I saw this

"Yes! Whether the clothes are dirty or not has nothing to do with whether they are ugly or not! Although it is said that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, we must never judge people by their appearance! But have you never heard of that there are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women like pigs? Do you think that a woman can wear clothes like this, is it a diligent woman?"

Unexpectedly, I sent a text message, and within a minute or two, Ling Wei's text message came

"Didn't you see the clothes? How did you know that the clothes were dirty? I didn't expect you to know your dirty clothes!"

At this time, I shook my head helplessly

"Oh, please don't play word games with me. Don't forget that although I am not as familiar as you memorize the periodic table of elements, you really can't play word games! First of all, I didn't say I couldn't see clothes, I just said I saw a basin of black water. Secondly, in this society, I don't take off all my clothes, do you know if the person wearing skirts is a woman or the person wearing pants is a woman?"

Unexpectedly, Ling Wei's text message came almost at the same time

"Rogue! I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

Seeing this, I threw my phone at the edge of the bed, thinking that whatever you say, in my girlfriend, I only love one person in my life, that is perfect love! In my wife, it is better to be exhausted to death than to stop the car, that represents a happy marriage! In other people's girlfriend, venting my inner anger is to love my girlfriend better! In other people's wife, tiring to death is to help others! But the overlord is to force himself and goes against the will of women, that is the real hooligan, but now your girlfriend and wife work part-time, and all the words and actions are to love you well

"Rogue, right? Do you want me to be hooligan in front of you, or watch me play hooligan in other women?"

After this text message was sent, it seemed like a stone was sinking into the sea, so I sent it impatiently

"Oh, can you lose the link at critical moments? Every time you arrive at **, you always stop. Do you think it's a qisha? Why are you doing? I'm lonely when the radio is gone?"

But I waited for two cigarettes, but Ling Wei's text message had not been sent yet, so I asked anxiously

"Oh, are you talking or not?"

Unexpectedly, the phone rang about a minute later. I picked it up and saw Ling Wei replying coldly.

"Stinky pig! Oh, I've never seen a smelly pig like you!"

I was stunned when I saw this because I had been scolded once just now, so I said something unconvinced

"Oh, can you change the word? Why am I smelly? And why did a good person become a stinky pig? Besides, I didn't tell you that my brother's smell of sweat is the authentic manly flavor!"

Unexpectedly, at almost the same time, Ling Wei's text message came again, but when I opened it, it was still no different from the previous one, but a MMS message, a washbasin with a basin of black water, soaking my T-shirt. I was so angry that I rolled my eyes.

"Oh, MMS is so expensive. Please don't forward the same text message. Is it meaningful?"

Almost at the same time, Ling Wei's text message came again

"Okay, you shameless thing. I have washed half of the soap. If you don't thank me, I'm still talking sarcastic here. Then I will tell you the truth. This is the second basin of black water!"

I smiled badly when I saw this

"Thank you for your hard work, your wife, didn't you say that washing is healthier?"

Unexpectedly, Ling Wei replied directly

"roll!"

Seeing this, I thought to myself, don't worry about being tired, just wash slowly, brother, I'll go to bed first, because there are more important things at night, but I just closed my eyes and the text message came over again. Although I knew it was Ling Wei's text message, I was afraid that people would say, husband, I love you, but when I opened it, I saw a MMS message, another basin of black water was not as black as before, with text attached to it

"Stinky pig! Lazy pig! Dirty pig! How long have you been washing it? I really don't know how to find a pig like you!"
Chapter completed!