Chapter 305: A Pot of Black Water, A Smelly Pig
Unexpectedly, Ling Wei was anxious
"Get out, couple supplies later! Family planning supplies later! Now, I'm going to give me a couple's special medicine! I know that you can only make up lies to fool me all day long. You didn't say that taking contraceptive pills has a great impact on the woman's body, so you would rather be troubled by yourself and be reluctant to let me get hurt. Look at the fact that your true colors are revealed now! And next time you lie, please use your brain a little, otherwise I think you are doubting my IQ. Even if you can calculate, this good news has nothing to do with you eating so much, and it's not important to nourish the ingredients!"
Seeing this, I began to have a little doubt. The woman in love has zero IQ. The correctness of this sentence, and then smiled helplessly.
"Oh, the special medicine for couples seems to be not only the contraceptive pills taken by women, but also Viagra for men! Why did you forget the catchphrase of equality between men and women so quickly! And don't you know, Western medicine helps life, does Chinese medicine save lives? In fact, a big tonic food is like taking Chinese medicine. Although it is not as immediate as Western medicine, a 123-wood man immediately brushed it and stood up, although the effect of Chinese medicine is slower, there are no side effects, and the effect is longer! Unfortunately, you can't witness a miracle now!"
Unexpectedly, Ling Wei suddenly said something
"Husband, thank you! I will always give me the best, so I decided to make an exception and specially approve you to get into my bed! Because I want to give you an unexpected surprise too!"
Seeing this, my body reacted strongly, but I still held it back
"Okay, stop making trouble! Even if it is the luxurious gift package you gave me last time, I won't think about it now, let alone get into your bed!"
But Ling Wei said directly
"It seems that I am really old and yellow. According to your opinion, I don't like it anymore. My luxurious gift bag is so in disguise that I am no longer interested in me, and I am not attractive! So you can get out!"
At this moment, I smiled helplessly
"Hey, you've really spoiled you! But you've thought about it. If I get in, you won't be able to control it. Then the water will flood the Jinshan Mountain and you'll be troubled in the middle of the night in the lower bunk. I won't care!"
"Oh! I found that a man is like you, which is really a kind of sadness! I was wet when I was washing clothes. I just took off my clothes and the bed was a little cold. I wanted you to help warm the bed. What are you thinking about? Oh, so just think about the luxurious gift bag last time! Because the luxury gift bag I gave next time may change, so you can't see you again, because it is the most perfect! The most precious! The most meaningful gift of love I gave to my husband! And you have completely discouraged me, so I decided to give up on you, the crooked tree! I wish you happiness for the person I once loved the most!"
When I saw the words "Take off" and "Luxury Gift Pack", I no longer thought about it. Those cliches about life and death separation may be tonic ingredients, which have begun to work. Maybe I miss Ling Wei too much. My noble soul was betrayed by the most instinctive ** again. I saw that the underwear was high, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. In the end, I had no choice but to slap it twice and said to myself.
"Hey, you'll be dead with me. I'll endure it for you tomorrow!"
As a result, Ling Wei's text message came again
"Husband, I'm so cold that I'm getting goosebumps all over my body! Don't forget that you promised to warm me up for the rest of your life! Good night! Miss you!"
I went crazy when I saw this, thinking to myself, brother, when I lie beside you, you are like a saint, you dare not move here, you dare not touch there! Now you cannot see or touch it, you are cold here, and then you are cold here, and I am now burning my desire, you are not silent on the radio, but you start to make fun of me, I see you are the cucumbers in September, so let's take a look today, who is the one who is in the end
"Hehe, your future husband has been talking for a long time. He is just a guy who is chubby and has no dry breasts! Now I am really worried about you. How could you find a young man with no power and no masculine aura at all, and be your little tiger girl's husband!"
"How do you say this?"
"Isn't the gift of love? Is the cake a dairy product? Is the cake not soft enough? Can't the cake be eaten as a meal? Is it soft cake full of creamy smell? What does he use to make you a bride every night and live a god every day! What a pity that you have changed to the signing person for the luxury gift package, so you don't have the chance to feel my secret couple's special medicine, a plate of pork waist! Two taels of medicinal wine! Three sections of green onions! Four cans of Red Bull's magic medicine is effective!"
"May I ask if you eat soft food, just eat soft rice? This is too far-fetched! If you eat cake, does it mean that you are soft all over? If you don't eat cake, are yours hard all year round? No wonder you are like a breeding pig at first sight! And your husband and wife's special medicine, what does it have to do with one, two, three, and four! What's the matter! Can't you come in in one sentence? Warm your aunt's bed!"
Seeing this, I feel that the time for Ling Wei to speed up his heart and breathing is ripe
"A fool, I can warm your quilt for you. That's the most correct thing I have ever done in my life! The most rational! The greatest decision, then my brother will come in now, hug your slender waist tightly, and use my body of tendons to give you a smooth and elastic jade body slowly and slowly. Don't you know, will you eat one piece hard for winter? Will it be hard? Is it cold? Is it comfortable? Do you feel happy? Do you miss me?"
Sure enough, Ling Wei was anxious
"Do you really think you've come in? Oh, your imagination is too rich. It seems that you're not wrong to call you a bullshit? Go to bed quickly! Go to dream well and see what else you want to do!"
I found that this guy was not in the state yet, thinking that women are really slow-heating, but when I think that as long as there is a man in the quilt, a pot of cold water will boil sooner or later, but once it boils, it will become a pot of old wine that every man can never taste enough, so I plan to add some warmth.
"Oh, I feel so uncomfortable!"
"Brother, please, please don't want to stop it, I'll convince you! I'll be shocked all day long, sooner or later you will be crazy and add 255! What's wrong?"
I was so happy when I saw this
"Oh, didn't you let me hold you tightly and go to bed quickly? But looking at my face as beautiful as the moon and my skin as warm as jade, I was completely sleepy, so I had a spring dream with my eyes open. At this moment, I was simply worse than death! Oh, I feel so uncomfortable! Tell me what I should do!"
I didn't expect that this bad guy Ling Wei would just reply to me
"Husband, I miss you very much too! But now I can't come out, so I'm going to sleep tightly with my hug. My phone is out of battery. Baby, I miss you!"
Chapter completed!