Chapter 310 Casual Ice Cream Does Not Mean Casual
Ling Wei glared at me and said helplessly
"Hey! Please, next time you make unreasonable trouble, can you think about it? Do you ask me to eat pork loin, drink medicinal wine and green onions? And even if you feel that you are aging before you get old, it's okay to eat so many supplements. May I ask the Red Bull all over the floor, is it the one I asked you to drink! So no one can blame this matter. If you want to blame, blame yourself for being too dark!"
Hearing Ling Wei say this reminds me of women acting coquettishly, that is to get more love. Men acting coquettishly have no other choice than to compromise, so I hugged her waist tightly
"Wife, I feel so uncomfortable. You should save me quickly!"
Sure enough, Ling Wei touched her dry lips and said with some distress
"Silly, it hurts a lot! Oh, when will you grow up? But, sister, I am not a doctor, why don't you wait a moment and buy you some beef yeast detoxification tablets, take some later, see if there are people selling mung bean soup there!"
Hearing this, I glanced at Ling Wei and found that her face was even more rosy and her breathing became a little rapid. So I pushed her over and saw her glaring at her anger, then her eyes slowly closed, she smiled lustfully, and kissed her wildly.
"Silly, don't you know that you are my beef huang detoxification tablets and mung bean soup?"
At this time, Ling Wei slowly opened her eyes and said shyly
"Hate, when you bully someone, your lips don't hurt. Just now, you're like someone killing you! And this shameless bad guy, I've only heard of women. They are born with a few taels of wine. This is the first time I heard that women also have their own treatment function!"
When I heard the word "hate", I felt hot all over and then opened the zipper of Ling Wei's coat.
"Hehe, I don't know other women, but you will always be the elixir to cure my lovesickness! I miss you so much!"
But when I was just about to drill wood to make fire, Ling Wei grabbed my ears hard
"Don't you miss me? May I ask you to scare me out for these terrible things. Is it that I always have such a little function in your heart? And you, a shameless person, what did you say in the morning? What are you planning to do now?"
I quickly grabbed Ling Wei's hand, then smiled badly, slowly got off Ling Wei's body
"Silly, I not only haven't forgotten the morning words, but also the whispers I've said to you. Get up quickly!"
I saw Ling Wei's eyes wide open
"Oh, please don't bother me anymore! What do you want to do if you are little bad guy?"
Seeing Ling Wei lying down and unwilling to get up, I smiled bitterly, thinking to myself, brother, I don’t want to get down, but my life is still long, I can’t regret it for the sake of quickness for life, so I quickly took out the paper cup, removed the pregnancy test stick, put it beside the bed, climbed to Ling Wei and kissed her for a while, grabbed her hand and slowly pulled it up.
"Madam, get up quickly! Brother Qing has helped you take it off. Please move it to the ground and see if there is any crystallization of our love in your belly!"
As a result, when I slowly pulled her up, Ling Wei kicked me directly
"Boy, if you get tested this time and you are really pregnant, I will turn you into a bone scum in the crematorium!"
At this time, I glared helplessly, thinking that when you were comfortable, I didn't say that, but there was no way for women to like people to coax them, so I smiled badly
"Oh, stop making trouble! We still have to the city, it's too late to wait! As long as there is really the crystallization of our love in your belly, you will turn me into a wisp of blue smoke from the crematorium. That's worth it, because I once loved, deeply loved, and love it well! And I have successors! To be precise, there are no regrets in this life!"
As a result, Ling Wei's eyes were wide open
"I said you liar, you are still stubborn. May I ask you how you became a dead ghost so early and the happy couple's lyrics, when will you fulfill your memory? I'm so young and staying a widow, why are you so kind to me? And you kicked your legs and turned into black smoke. How did you let us orphans and widows live? Why are your heart so poisonous?"
Looking at Ling Wei's funny and naughty expression, I wish I could buy a box of Red Bull directly and use my prehistoric power to completely conquer this little tiger girl, but I hadn't done the serious work yet, so I made a ghost face.
"Okay, get up quickly. Let's check it out. If it's okay, my brother will buy you a white skirt today! I'm obedient and my arms are bored. If I can just brush it off, don't forget that you are underneath and hurt you. But you are not wearing it now, not only are there many loopholes. If you accidentally get pregnant, you will become an unmarried mother!"
As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, Ling Wei started to brush and secretly kissed me.
"Thank you, husband, do you really buy me a skirt?"
Looking at Ling Wei's happy look, I shook my head, then gently pinched her face
"Oh, when will you grow up? How can you pee? Not only do you have to take off your pants, but you also have to buy something good to be willing! Then, don't I buy something for you, you're ready to wet the bed!"
I saw Ling Wei's face turned redder and he gently pushed my hand away
"You are just annoying. You just didn't bother with me on the ground. They just lay down and you wanted people to add up again! You said why are you so annoying!"
Then my eyes were staring at the pregnancy test stick. Looking at Ling Wei's nervous expression, a deep sense of guilt suddenly surged in my heart. But after all, I haven't seen each other for a month, and I can't stop at my hands. As a result, Ling Wei glared at me fiercely and pushed my hand away.
"Okay, be safe! Are you a human or a beast?"
Hearing this, I smiled badly, thinking that people say that men are fickle and women are fickle and hearts, but this guy’s speed of turning against each other is faster than reading a book! But I can’t care so much, otherwise I will have to wait for a long time later, so I put my hand back in the same position as before.
"Oh, okay! I'm idle with my hands when I see a pregnancy test stick. I must have been exhausted when I was washing clothes last night. I must have been exhausted. Is it sore? The front and backs of my chest are extremely sore, so let me give you a massage for a while!"
This time, Ling Wei did not push my hand away, but glared fiercely.
"It's better to have some face, otherwise, when you cry, I'll blame me for not reminding you!"
I smiled at Ling, thinking that you are no longer the little tiger girl on the phone, but a gentle and cute little cat. Besides, if it is really a false alarm, I am afraid you will not have the chance to torture me, but it is time for me to drink mung bean soup. So my hand did not stop, but when I saw a stunning pregnancy test stick, I threw Ling Wei to the point.
"I miss you so much! Is it time to fulfill my obligation to be a wife?"
Chapter completed!