Chapter 319 You're Not Afraid To Kill You
But when I came out, I found that Ling Wei was staring at me with red eyes
"Oh, sometimes I really doubt whether your brain is missing a string! I'll ask you how much money you're making in a month now!"
Seeing Ling Wei getting anxious, I quickly went over and took the bag from her hand and diverted her attention. I thought that love without material support was like a rose that was wrapped, and it would be sooner or later wither. To say that loving someone seems to have nothing to do with how much money it earns, so I said with a smile
"Are you tired of carrying the bag or hungry? Why are you so angry?"
Unexpectedly, Ling Wei said I'll leave
"Okay, don't pretend to be hypocritical and answer my question, otherwise I will starve you to death today!"
At this moment, I smiled helplessly
"Oh, 4500 a month, haven't you told you a long time ago? I've asked you again. You've thought about it. I'm a little bit hungry. If you miss me too much, you'll die of depression every day and die of depression without thinking about food and food, it would be too unprofitable! Oh, I'm really hungry, let's have a meal and leave quickly!"
Ling Wei was so angry that she wanted to eat me
"Oh, you'd better die quickly! Let me live two more years! I'll accept you and be angry with you. Sooner or later, it's better to die early and be born early! Oh! It seems that I'm really sick, so I should find a psychiatric hospital to have a good look! I bought two clothes in one month. Do you feel sorry for you? Are you really stupid? You still can't settle the score!!"
I smiled when I heard this, because I knew this guy would definitely feel sorry for money. It would be a matter of time before he got angry. Now it can be said that the anger in her heart is basically burning, so she hugged Ling Wei's neck.
"Oh, okay, let me ask you a night pearl, are you going to put it in with a good nanmu box, or are you willing to find a few wooden boards and nail a broken box to put it in!"
Ling Wei glared fiercely
"Please don't change the topic. There seems to be no direct relationship between these two! Will you settle the score all day long?"
At this time, I might be hungry, or I might not be nervous, so I said impatiently
"Oh, the couple settled the accounts too clearly. In the end, the relationship could only become more and more unfamiliar, and then it gradually became unfamiliar, and eventually it turned from calculation to calculation. Don't you know that it is rare to be confused? Who else says that there is no relationship between the two? Have you never heard of it? People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles! Besides, I am willing to give my monthly salary to buy you a piece of clothing. What's wrong? Do you feel guilty about it?"
Ling Wei glanced at me
"Oh, I didn't realize that you still have a level! How did you go from calculating to calculating!"
Seeing that Ling Wei had successfully brought me to the right path, I looked at her lustfully and said
"Since you want to know, I'll tell you, brother, for example, we two are 1,500 every month, and you ask me where the money goes every day. First of all, everyone's parents are stupid to buy some nutritional supplements for their parents. After all, there are a few guys who drink a small wine or something, and sometimes I want to give you a surprise, buy a rose, leopard pattern lace or something. Do these cost money?"
Ling Wei's face turned red
"Hate, just make it clear. Am I such an unreasonable person?"
I smiled helplessly when I heard this
"Oh, my wife may be so unreasonable, but we are all counting money now. Do you think we are rich! In a word, because we don't have money, every penny is a carrot and a pit. If you give your parents a little better, you will accidentally spend it over the standard! A few guys who drink alcohol usually don't get drunk and spend it over the standard. The most important thing is that they don't have money in their hands. They want to give you a surprise or something. They are powerless, which leads to you. You have a bitter face all day saying that I don't understand romance! The next thing is that I'm never stopping noise, so I become a wife and you become a shopkeeper. I was lucky.
The blessed family has since become a financial institution. You have been calculating my money all day long, and I have been calculating where to get some money and hide it to make up for leaks! In the end, the relationship between each other gradually fades, and the barriers in my heart become thicker and thicker, and slowly becomes the most familiar stranger. So we don’t quarrel over money. I still say the same thing, the RMB serves the people! So I still say the same thing, don’t worry about the money on men, and you don’t care about us. As long as we have a home in our hearts, we know what money should be spent, what money should not be spent, and how much is appropriate!”
Ling Wei snorted when she heard this, then said angrily
"Oh, then what you mean is, the money of you stinky men, do you care about my money?"
Looking at Ling Wei's nervous and weird expression, I smiled badly
"Why did you forget so quickly? You shouted the slogan of equality between men and women all day long! I can guarantee you now that I don't care about your money in the future. First of all, you earn money and you have the right to control it. Then, although you are married, you also have parents, so you must give it some every now and then. I am afraid that I don't care about my small family and only have my parents' home in my heart, so I give it secretly! Secondly, although you are a beautiful woman, you want to give me the best, most beautiful and perfect ones, so I will definitely buy a lot of messy lipsticks! Eyeliner! Facial mask! The most important thing is to buy a lot, and I feel sorry for myself.
If you can't continue, the cost of cosmetics will definitely exceed the standard. I'm afraid that I will say you are a prodigal girl, so I will find a way to make up the holes by myself! And you also have a few young sisters, drinking tea and singing for nothing. Although you won't treat you every time, you will definitely not. You will always follow others every time. Doesn't this cost money? So I won't care about your money, because once a woman gets married, she will definitely know that her small family is important or her own family is important, so there is no need to put too much pressure on you! Another point is that the consequences of women without money are even more serious. I'm afraid that you will put a Guan Yu hat on me!"
Ling Wei's eyes widened when he heard this
"Why did you get Guan Yu again as you said this? What's wrong with Guan Yu's hat?"
Looking at Ling Wei's funny expression, I suddenly felt like I let go of Ling Wei and kept a certain distance, and said badly
"Have you not watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? What color is Guan Yu's hat!"
Ling Wei seemed to have no idea
"It's green! What's wrong?"
I'm a little disappointed to hear this
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so relaxed. I'm cuckolded. Isn't that serious?"
Unexpectedly, Ling Wei pulled me over
"I wonder if you saw that I was cuckolding you in that eye. Don't you know, catching thieves, catching dirty, catching rape, and catching doubles. Please tell me clearly. Do you feel very proud of throwing dirty water on me like this? It's very proud! And why are you talking about it again?"
Chapter completed!