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Chapter 378 Loss of reproductive function

Seeing this, I quickly took out the cigarette and saw that it was exactly two. I flew one and said a little annoyed.

"Okay, I think it's just that there's a problem with the character. Cats teach tigers to live well, and they don't see tigers eating them! Where can anyone sell cigarettes?"

I saw this guy lit the cigarette first, then smiled badly

"Okay, has the cat taught the tiger to climb trees? So I'll beat the good things up and let it take off slowly! It's fake to have no cigarettes, are you hungry?"

I snorted when I heard this

"Okay, don't be relieved anymore! I see that your brother-in-law is not a good-looking lamp! It doesn't matter if I'm just a teenager anyway, and we can afford to spend time with him, but the key to the problem is that I'm afraid of keeping up with a few years. By then, my wife becomes a mother-in-law and our wife becomes a widow! By that time, I'm afraid I'll cry without tears!"

But I never expected that Jia Bao stared at me badly

"Why haven't seen you for more than a year? You're aborted by a STD! Alas! It's so pitiful that a man has no fertility function. It's not only his own sorrow, but also his family's sorrow! Alas, being unfilial is the greatest thing to be the third one, you are such a rebellious son!"

Hearing this, I flew over the cigarette box and glared fiercely

"Go to your uncle! Don't forget that brother, I am, a leaf in the flowers, and you won't touch your body! As for whether it has functions, you can call the little fairy on your side to show you on-site now, and guarantee that you will be your father for ten months!"

Speaking of this, Jia Bao sighed

"Okay, don't just talk about these useless things! Tell me why other people can become widows, so we will become widows!"

I snorted at this moment

"Why? First of all, we are big men, we can only become bachelors and never become widows! There is another one of us, who only wants to make money by ourselves and never teaches real skills to apprentices. No matter how great you have, it will be useless! You said that when we come to learn how to repair cars, we can only dismantle, unload, wash, and install! I don't know how to repair them, but what is the difference between a widow whose husband is going to have fun, and his son is gone?"

As a result, Jia Bao looked at me and then flew over me.

"Okay! Don't think about what didn't happen!"

At this time, after I lit a cigarette, I found that when I touched this guy, there was a thorn that I couldn't pull out, so I quickly changed the subject

"Oh! Where is the smoke? I'll be crazy if I don't have smoke at night!"

I saw Jia Bao glaring at me fiercely

"I didn't eat such a good meal just now, but now I'm troubled by it! I don't know where I sell fried noodles!"

I'm a little anxious when I hear this

"Oh! I'm talking about cigarettes! Not fried noodles!"

Jia Bao saw me anxious and glared at me with some disdain

"Okay, who believes you don't have cigarettes? In the second year of junior high school, except for the brand new books in your desk pocket, it is a whole cigarette! If you weren't hungry and want to eat fried noodles, cut off my head and kick it as a ball!"

It's a bit strange to say that at the beginning, I might have been in a car for a day, but I was really not hungry. As a result, this guy said that one fried noodles on the left and the other on the right. My stomach was not strong enough and I was also croaking. Finally, I thought that people's food was the best. I didn't eat for a day, so I was hungry. In addition, seeing that Jia Bao didn't seem to be full, I quickly changed the topic.

"Oh, have you ever grown your brain? Think about it, it's impossible for me to repair the car, my dad, buy it for me to carry it on my back! I really don't have cigarettes, I haven't eaten yet one day, and I'm really hungry!"

As a result, this guy turned over

"That's right to be hungry! Let's talk about it tomorrow!"

I went crazy when I saw this, and I kicked this guy hard in the ass

"Please get up quickly. You know if I can't eat enough! None of us can sleep at night!"

Unexpectedly, this guy just moved his body and said helplessly

"Oh! Can you calm down for a while? I haven't gotten up in the morning and I'm not hitting the bed yet. Let me relax for a while!"

I was speechless when I saw this, and I took the opportunity to step on my butt.

"How can you blame anyone? The alarm will not be late! You are not meant to show off! I don't care if you are hit by the bed or not. I'm now hungry and hit on the back. By the way, I'll tell you that my patience is limited, I'm extremely hungry! You're done!"

I saw this guy sit up and glaring at me helplessly

"Oh! I really owe you in my previous life! Master, eat enough when you eat in the future! Don't mess with others for most of the night! When Da Shagen comes back, I will take you to eat fried noodles! Is it OK, Prince!"

Hearing that this guy was going to take me to eat fried noodles, I swallowed a few times, got out of bed and put on my shoes, and kicked his shoes twice

"Oh, let's go! Mr. Jia! Why are you asking him for nothing? I've put my shoes on you!"

Jia Bao didn't say anything at this time, and a cigarette flew over me.

"Oh! I didn't say I wanted to invite him! The key is that he didn't come back, what should we do if we leave the door!"

At this time, I lit a cigarette and sat on the edge of the bed

"Isn't the guardian dog? You're really worried about eating carrots! Do you know when he will come back? If they don't come back, then I won't eat yet?"

It's a big deal that when I was blushing in order to raise a dog or not, the elder brother walked in happily.

"Why are you having nothing to do? Let's discuss dog fun here!"

After hearing this, I was about to say that when my grandson didn't take me to dinner, I didn't expect Jia Bao to take the opportunity to extinguish the cigarette and put it in his arms, saying helplessly

"Don't mention it! This grandson is gone. I said there are shops at the door. I have to say there are dogs at the door, so I am so scared that I dare not go out. I am really worse than a good girl!"

At this time, my eyes were so angry that I stared at the round ones, and then I smiled helplessly at the senior brother.

"Hey! I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child! Senior brother, I will bring you a bottle of what you drink!"

I saw the eldest brother shaking his head like a rattle, and he picked up the water cup in an extremely funny way.

"I don't need to be thirsty! You guys hurry up. When I came in, I saw that the shop at the door was not closed yet!"

When I wanted to ask, how can you drink water if you are not thirsty, it looks even more fragrant than drinking, Jia Bao pushed me hard and said,

"Go away! I'm late to come back and my master should talk to me again tomorrow morning!"

As a result, when the two of me walked to the gate, the master suddenly asked

"Bao, why are you doing so late?"

I saw Jia Bao scratching his head

"Brother-in-law is fine, Wang Gang didn't bring a toothbrush! I'll go out and buy one!"

Walking out of the door, Jia Bao handed me a cigarette, and then took out half of the cigarette just now from his pocket.

"Oh! You are a damning person! You will definitely be scolded tomorrow!"

Seeing this, I smiled bitterly

"Oh, it's okay, he's not a mad dog. What will he scold you tomorrow morning? Looks like a pitiful person. I'll go and buy us a cigarette!"
Chapter completed!
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