Chapter 452 Scalp Pain From Picking Nails
I saw Zhang Chun chuckling and patting Wang Gang on the shoulder hard
"Brother, you are so funny! You say this from your mouth. Why do you feel like you are slapping yourself in your mouth?"
Wang Gang was so angry that he threw Zhang Chun away
"Okay, do you think I'm sick and have nothing to do to abuse myself! Did you, when you were in school, only eating steamed buns and not vegetables every day, saving money to fall in love with a shampoo girl?"
Zhang Chun looked at it and then smiled badly
"That's right, when I was in the Stone School, I only ate steamed buns and not vegetables every day, and saved money to fall in love! I think there is nothing shameful about pursuing perfect love! But no matter what, Fanfan and I can take a walk by the river every week, but you have called for so long, what have you done? Now I've been wholesale by the unit. I've talked for two or three years, let alone holding hands, and it's still a big deal if I don't meet the root of the hair!"
Wang Gang looked at it when he heard this, and wanted to tell him, brother, when I was rolling off the sheets, you were still thinking about the pink by the river in the bed. When I was washing the sheets, you were still in the "Desert Storm" and were jealous for a dyed red and green dancer, but at the end, I thought it was boring. Now everyone is like an abandoned child, and then sighs.
"Maybe! By the way, last time you waited again on the bridge. Your family's pink pink was the whole day, but the pink pink peach blossoms bloomed! Are you still in contact with each other? Have you ever had a relationship again?"
When Zhang Chun heard this, he glared at Wang Gang fiercely.
"What's wrong? Have I renewed my relationship with you again? Do you still think about your netizen who can't see or touch the air, who will be used as a mattress for?"
Wang Gang laughed when he heard this
"Don't worry, in this life, she is not only used as a meat cushion for me, but others can only think about it. As far as I know, your hair-washing girl not only washed your hair, but also seemed to have washed many people in our class! How many people's heads have to be washed this day!"
Suddenly Zhang Chun grabbed Wang Gang's ear
"No! The last time I went to Qiaotou to wait for the pinks, I was put on a pigeon. It was indeed in March, but few people knew about this! And I don't know, your confidence is so far away from you, do you know who else will use to warm the bed?"
At this time, Wang Gang pulled Zhang Chun's hand down, glanced at it, then rubbed his ears and said
"Okay, you said just now that few people know. Since there are a few people, more than two people, is that still a secret? Besides, if you don't know others, you don't do it unless you do it yourself! As for where I got my confidence, then I will tell you that what I didn't see in our Ling Wei family is that nothing happened. If you are not tired or rich, take a plane over now, and you two are by the lakeside of Xizi, whether it's under the moon or sharing a bed! As long as my Ling Wei family doesn't say it, I will never ask you!"
Zhang Chun's eyes widened
"Are you brain sick? That woman is sick! She even tells her man when she cheated? In other words, if you cheated, would you run home and tell your wife?"
Wang Gang heard this and handed Zhang Chun a cigarette
"I'm sorry, brother, I, as a locomotive, have only been running on the track of our Lingwei in my life! So I won't cheat! I have never thought about cheating! But then again, you kid was dumped by Fanfan, and I think you deserve it. I think about cheating all day long, but in the end I was hungry and found a shampoo girl!"
Zhang Chun lit the cigarette at this time and stared at Wang Gang fiercely.
"Why are you still wearing tinted glasses looking at people, but you look down on the hair-washing girl? Can you never cut your hair in your life, or you never wash your hair in your life? I think you are not only sexist, but also industry discrimination. If I were a barber, I promise to shave your head and let you have a better memory!"
When Wang Gang heard this, he shook his head and glared helplessly.
"Hey! Please don't go online and offline when you talk! When did I look down on the hair-washing girl? When did I discriminate against the industry again? You guy threw me into the cesspool, even if it caused public outrage, don't forget that you were splashed all over! In the past, not only were there NPC deputies who took out feces, but also NPC deputies who washed her feet in recent years! Labor is the most glorious, and there is no distinction between being a humble person and being a lowly person!"
Zhang Chun glared at him when he heard this
"Okay, you're running the train all over, and you can sit up the dead people's words. I'm too lazy to tell you when you chat with you. Since you don't wear tinted glasses, don't discriminate against you, and don't look at me in a different way, what's wrong with me looking for pink?"
I saw Wang Gang scratching his head and then said helplessly
"Oh! You see that hair shampoo girl, you can't wait to wear it in a very short dress, and you can't wait to get a scissors between your legs! You've seen that hair shampoo girl, just dark in the afternoon, sitting at the door, wearing ultra-short black stockings, crossing her legs, and discharged electricity to every man's eyes? Have you seen that hair shampoo girl, whose face is coated with a thick copper coin? And you have seen that hair shampoo girl, whose nails are long when she shampoo, and the scalp hurts? Brother, wake up! The hair shampoo girl I mentioned definitely has no such characteristics, but your pink ones have all these characteristics! Let's give up as soon as possible!"
As a result, Wang Gang was interrupted by Zhang Chun before he could finish his words.
"Wait! I've accepted what I said before! You can say anything. You say that pink is a hair wash girl! You are a street girl! I don't care that each carrots and cabbage has their own preferences! I'm asking your eyes, seeing our pink and nails, will make your scalp hurt when washing people's hair? If you can't tell me one, two or three, I'll pull out your hair one by one!"
Seeing this guy getting anxious, Wang Gang shook his head helplessly
"Why isn't your personal personalities? The hairdresser shampooing girl? Why can you just hold your hands and pick wild flowers by the river and eat forbidden fruits? Isn't it allowed? I, a flat-headed commoner, get a haircut? Do you want me to be so hot?"
I saw Zhang Chun's eyes wide open and he pinched Wang Gang's neck.
"Good boy! I didn't expect you to follow me! You dare to dig my corner! No wonder I talked well and suddenly couldn't find anyone. It turned out that they were all good things that the boy did, and you accompany me fans!"
Wang Gang gritted his teeth and broke Zhang Chun's hand helplessly
"Hey! There are only two barber shops in the town. When I went out that day, my family closed. I couldn't help but go to where you were together. I had nothing to do and chatted for a while. Look at your promising prospects, I'm nervous. Don't worry, my brother, my little devil!"
Unexpectedly, Zhang Chun pinched his neck again
"Okay, no one in our class knows. Fan Fan is in that barber shop, so tell me what have you gone to do?"
Chapter completed!