Chapter 49(1/2)
"Oh, others laugh at you for being too crazy, you laugh at others for not seeing through it! Just do it, don't act as a big-tailed wolf, in fact, you are just a cute little squirrel!"
Xi Hong smiled and twisted Wang Gang hard.
"Come here to smoke anyway, there is a teacher on Monday morning, so no one cares about it!"
Wang Gang broke away from Xi Hong and handed a cigarette with a smile. He wanted Xi Hong to adapt slowly and not have a sudden myocardial infarction at that time, that would be troublesome.
"Today, why do you feel weird? Is there anything wrong?"
Xi Hong looked at it, Wang Gang, who was smoking one mouthful after another, asked in confusion.
"It's okay, I just think that people nowadays have become like this. They look hypocritical, but they are actually scum who eats people but don't mess with people!"
Wang Gang said angrily while looking at Xi Hong.
"What do you think I'm doing? I haven't done anything!"
Xi Hong, who was a little at a loss when Wang Gang saw it, quickly swore that she was a good person.
"I didn't say anything about you, why are you nervous?"
Wang Gang smiled and patted Xi Hong on the shoulder.
"Do you think Liu Xia is right about what I said to my house this afternoon?"
Wang Gang said as he looked at the mountains in the distance.
"You two nonsense kings, I know that's the saying!"
Xi Hong said with a smile and sat in front of Wang Gang.
"Put your swords for brothers and women!"
Wang Gang took a hard sip, and asked Xi Hong while spitting out the smoke rings.
"You said you were right!"
Xi Hong asked Wang Gang without hesitation.
"I don't know either. Actually, you know that I am trying to make Liu Xia happy, because I always think that brothers are like brothers and feet, and women are like clothes. If the clothes are torn, they can be repaired, but if the hands and feet are broken, it will be difficult to handle. Because not only does it hurt to connect, the pain is unbearable, but the key is to break the bones and connect the tendons, which will hurt the tendons for a hundred days, and may also leave lifelong disability!"
Wang Gang said sadly.
"You know clearly, then why are you asking me?"
Xi Hong looked at Wang Gang in confusion. Because of the two sets of completely opposite allusions, they were both confused and confused, which made people even more troublesome to think of.
"You have nothing to do, just ask!"
Wang Gang continued to smoke with a smile.
"Do you have something to say? Don't beat around the bush!"
Xi Hong found that today, Wang Gang always wanted to say what he didn't want to say, so she was a little irritated and urged him to hurry up.
"Then you can answer my first question first, and let your brothers go to the ground, right?"
Wang Gang asked with a smile.
"Since it's a brother, it's a must because brothers are for the rest of their lives!"
Xi Hong said seriously.
"Why wouldn't it be right to get two brothers into a woman?"
Wang Gang continued to ask with a smile.
"This question is hard to answer, because women have to live for a lifetime, but it depends on what they want!"
Xi Hong answered very cautiously because he was afraid that Wang Gang would scold him for being more flirting than friends.
"For example, I like a girl and ask you to be a lobbyist for me, but you become a sleeper! What should I do!"
Wang Gang asked excitedly.
"You fart, what do you think of me as? Everyone knows that brothers and wives should not be bullied!"
Xi Hong glared at Wang Gang fiercely.
"Don't rush to answer first. I didn't say anything about you, but there is a saying you have also heard. Brothers' wives should not be bullied, but they can ride!"
Wang Gang said sadly, his eyes staring at Xi Hong.
"If you have any, just tell me!"
Xi Hong seemed to feel vaguely from Wang Gang's insidiousness that Wang Gang had something to tell you.
"So since I'm all happy, I'll get straight to the point. I hope you can tell the truth if you don't give me it!"
Wang Gang looked at Xi Hong excitedly.
"Oh, you're talking a lot of nonsense, hurry up and say something!" Xi Hong said anxiously.
"Okay, let's talk about Shi Tao, what's going on between Li Yun? Let's talk about it after thinking about it!"
Wang Gang looked at Xi Hong because he knew that Xi Hong would definitely not admit it. He was a typical cooked duck with extremely hard mouth.
"Since you already know everything, why are you asking?"
Xi Hong looked at Wang Gang with some embarrassment.
"What do I know?"
At this time, Wang Gang was a little confused about what to do by Xi Hong's words.
"Okay, stop pretending. Shi Tao is the military advisor I invited, help me chase Li Yun!"
Seeing that Wang Gang pretended to be confused, he told Wang Gang directly the answer.
"Brother, you are not half-hearted, I know that you are not in your brain, right?"
While talking, he touched Xi Hong's head.
"You've just gotten into your mind. Haven't you helped others chase girls?"
Xi Hong used Wang Gang's words as he was still intact.
"Yes, I helped my brother chase the girl, but I did it for mutton and they were for the beauty. There was no conflict of interest between the two! And do you know Shi Tao? Are you so sure that he has no idea about Li Yun? Are they all men who have fewer than you?"
Wang Gang smoked a cigarette angrily.
"What's wrong? I don't believe that Shi Tao would ask for his wife for himself in the name of helping me chase a girl!"
Xi Hong said while patting Wang Gang's shoulder with a smile.
"Then why do you believe in him so much? I don't know where you have confidence!"
Wang Gang looked at Xi Hong angrily.
"What's wrong? What's wrong with the classmates in my class? What's wrong with you?"
Xi Hong began to look at him in confusion.
"A few days ago, I had nothing to do to walk on the playground. I saw Shi Tao and Li Yun also walking on the road. At that time, I thought it was the military advisor you hired, so I didn't think much about hiding and went there. But today I found out that I was wrong!"
Wang Gang said embarrassedly because he felt that he had not communicated with Xi Hong in time, but kept his brother in the dark.
"I know this! I asked Shi Tao to help me deliver dried apricots and walnuts to Li Yun! Look at what you think in the whole day!"
Until this moment, Xi Hong was still trying her best to speak for Shi Tao.
"Hahaha, I just said something I was carrying, and finally sat on the lawn for a long time! It seems that Shi Tao really didn't give you less effort!"
Wang Gang smiled bitterly. He realized that the snacks in his dormitory had been divided up. Shi Tao had snacks and dried fruits every day. It turned out that there was a free supplier behind him.
"What's so funny? You can't spend a lot of money after chasing girls!"
Xi Hong saw Wang Gang laughing, and also laughed.
At this time, Wang Gang remembered the sentence just now, "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at me for not seeing through it." Brother, I laugh because you are so stupid, so cute, so heartbroken, so speechless.
"You know everything yourself and have everything, why don't you talk to Li Yun yourself? Don't you know each other? Didn't you open your mouth? Or do you think you are not as good as Shi Tao in your place, it's such a weird thing!"
At this time, Wang Gang was completely angry because he could not accept the reality that his brother was deceived.
"You think everyone is like you, and you are so thick-skinned that you can't see the flesh!"
Xi Hong saw that Wang Gang was anxious, so she was a little angry. Someone must make a move when she was in love. Could it be that she was wrong?
"Okay, I don't argue with you. I have never seen you look for matchmakers like this. You have ever seen a girl with best friend. In the end, my best friend became a regular and her original wife was laid off. This is the first time. I saw a lobbyist looking for the opposite sex. In the end, the lobbyist became a sleeper! There is no behind the scenes! "
Wang Gang lit a cigarette for Xi Hong while saying sadly.
"What's wrong, have you heard something?"
A word woke up the dreamer. Xi Hong realized that Wang Gang hung up the phone quickly just to tell him this.
"At this point, I have nothing to hide. If you believe it, there is nothing to believe it!"
Wang Gang stomped the cigarette he had just lit hard on his feet, and looked at Xi Hong with thoughtfulness and said slowly.
"Tell me! I heard a little more or less, but I just don't want to face this reality!"
Xi Hong smoked a cigarette while talking.
To be continued...