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Chapter 5 The Phone Romance Begins

After returning to work, Wang Gang was not only eating! Going to work! Sleeping! A three-point and one-line lifestyle, he did more than cows and got less than chickens every day. In his words, he said, "there is endless low-end cigarettes and the hard work he can't finish", and he has to listen every day.

Oh, today I only received 10,000 yuan in the year-end bonus!

Oh! I finally lost weight this year!

Oh! The spicy dried shrimp we ate yesterday was so big that one finger was so long!

Oh! The fur I looked at today is said to be just a sample and will not be sold! It is only more than 10,000 yuan! What a pity!

Oh! Our children need to make up for math today! We need to make up for English tomorrow! The tutoring fee this year will be tens of thousands!…

This is Wang Gang, looking quietly, greeting him with a smile! He thought to himself!

Oh, what! Some of the masters in it have indeed made great contributions to the development of the enterprise and deserve respect. Of course, this type of person is basically said! Some of them inherit their father's business. When we are in the countryside, you have already been picked up by people who have woken up early!

Oh, you only paid 10,000 yuan. We temporary workers love you a lot, I’m sorry for the year-end bonus! I’m sorry for the monthly bonus! I’m sorry for the quarterly bonus! I’m sorry for the half-year bonus! We only have 700 yuan per month! We only have rice! noodles! oil! Apple! The big truck with the pickup comes and goes away unloading truck!

Okay, you guys go back! We are going to send things to the formal workers!

Oh! You are getting fat again. May I ask you are 1.5 meters tall and weigh 90 kilograms. Now as you grow older, your height has become 1.49 meters tall and your weight has become 89 kilograms. Have you really lost weight? You just come to work like this and drink honey! Soak wolfberry! The inspection tour wants others to push you up. You eat that delicious food and want to eat for one year at a time. You still want to lose weight! You are really dreaming!

Oh! Just be content! Refresh fur! If I were a designer, I knew that I was wearing clothes with clear concave and beautiful lines on others, and were tied up by you and ruined by you, wrapped around circles of strips of meat, and I was so angry that I was so angry! What do you have to say? I am just a temporary worker, without your strips of meat, nor your fur, but I have a heart that never admits defeat!

Still oh! Okay, don’t show off in front of us, put your family and me in society at the same time. The first thing you starve to death when fighting alone is your family, because you are not Li Ka-shing, nor Jack Ma, nor *******. You are just a family of food and clothing among poor boys! Our rural children may not be worse than your children. We carry steamed buns, soak steamed buns, eat pickles, and lie in the big buns, don’t know what Olympiadism is, and what’s crazy English,

What is KFC, and I don’t know what tutoring is or what tutoring is. We only know that knowledge is not the only way to change our destiny, but it is definitely the fastest way. So we chose to fight, because man conquers nature, so there are many famous schools such as Peking University and Tsinghua University. Wake up! If you can’t support him for the rest of your life, teach him how to survive first! When you are old, teach him how to be a child first. Don’t think that everything is justified. You can tolerate it, but other people in society will not.

So when he was at work, he thought he knew everything whenever he heard this! He had a lot of things! He had nothing to do! But he spent his whole life in the mountains and valleys, earning a few poor waste paper with his priceless youth, and he thought that the world was theirs. He really wanted to beg you to wake up. You are really poor, your family is divided, your son is basically the grandparents, your husband is basically the other person, and your wife is yours, you don’t know who it is? You don’t have a family, only this broken job. When you are old, when you look back, what else have you done in this generation?

But I don't, because I am just a cheap labor hired for you, you continue to be addicted to your sense of superiority, becoming useless day by day, and getting old every day! I'll go out, you can do whatever you want!

But Wang Gang, as long as he has free time, his mind is full of house affairs. As soon as he leaves his post, although his ears are quiet, buying a house will make him fall into it again. He is extremely irritable and told his senior brother one day.

Some girls are so shameless now that they don’t know how many men have been dealt with under their jeans, and how many times they have been treated, they always regard themselves as little girls. The reason is very simple, I’m sorry, they haven’t gotten their marriage certificate yet!

It’s not that no one wants it, but I would rather sit in a BMW and cry than sit on a bicycle and laugh. I believe that my tall, rich and handsome will always appear one day. Although I am not a white, rich and beautiful person, they are the daughter of a yellow flower! I believe that I can!

Oh, senior brother, you said we can buy a BMW, why do you want this weird thing?

Haha, I definitely want it! Why don’t you? Since she always feels that she is a woman with her own flaws and needs further improvement and supplementation, let’s let her look at the BMW, and then take her on the bicycle and take a ride before getting tired of playing! Take it to the BMW and say, “No, my BMW co-pilot is only for girls who are willing to sit on the bicycle and smile. It’s good that you were really happy just now, because you know everyone is playing, so I’m sorry now I’m tired of playing, so just sit on the bicycle and cry slowly! Bye bye!

However, Liu Yan didn't ask for a BMW, but he only wanted a house. He said it was a kind of security to buy it. The most important thing was that he borrowed money to pay the down payment, used his own salary to pay, and then mortgaged it in the future, but when he bought it at their doorstep, he always felt so nervous.

So, I lay on the bed during the day after work, smoked one by one, and at night it was Niulanshan Erguotou, drunk myself with cups of cups! The more I thought about it, the more annoying I became, the more depressed I thought about it, the more outrageous I became, so I thought about it, so I had something to do and quarrel and scolded!

Before buying a house, not calling for a day is like losing your soul!

Baby, get up!

Baby, it's time to eat!

Baby, I'm off work!

Baby, I miss you, kiss me!

Baby, I will love you and spoil you for the rest of my life!

Baby, we live in storms and storms, and we support each other!

Dear, I miss you!

My dear, when will you come to see me?

Dear, remember to eat more meat and drink less!

My dear, remember to wear warm clothes when you work night shifts!

My dear, don’t worry, it’s not easy to grow old.

Dear, I don’t like buying you a piece of clothing!

Since buying a house, making a phone call for a day is like a nightmare!

Bitch, you and the house pass by!

Bitch, you go to have children with the house!

Bitch, you are going to go with your mother's family before you weaned it!

Bitch, what are you doing for buying a house?

Bitch, who did you buy your house so far?

Bitch, why do you force me?

Pauper, you are a liar!

Pretending to be a lie, you won’t die!

What do you want to do with decorations?

Nightmare, what else can you do except embarrass your eyes everywhere!

Bitch, break up! Break up! Break up!

Rapist, you are a scumbag!

Alas! Houses are originally a private space for the development of human society and the quality of their living environment is improved. In order to shelter from the wind and rain, but now they are seriously distorted in values ​​and have serious moral bottom line. After vanity blinds everything, they become a kind of comparison, a burden, and a source of crime!

However, if we talk about one thousand to ten thousand, after all, we have been talking to each other for eight years and have only bought a house for a few months. Before the end of our lives, the most important thing is that we did not hold back and ate the forbidden fruit for the first time. Unexpectedly, we ate a green apple and promised to marry someone.

Because I am a man, what a man cannot afford is a promise, and the most important thing is to be responsible for his behavior, otherwise it is no different from the males in the animal world!

In the end, Wang Gang chose to drink heavily, but unexpectedly! It turns out that alcohol is not something than a house!

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!
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