Chapter 55(1/2)
After dinner, Wang Gang was watching TV in the quilt. When he went out in the middle of winter, there was no one at the door. Everyone was on their own hot kang, eating melon seeds in the quilt to watch TV, so he fell asleep watching TV without realizing it.
"Get up! Stop sleeping! Put on your old clothes quickly, your cousin and the others are here!"
While saying that my mother threw the old clothes found from the cabinet onto the kang, and then hurried toward the yard!
"Oh! I understand!"
While Wang Gang was extremely reluctant to put on the cotton jacket with the scorching ice-skinned skin and slowly heated his body temperature. He was wearing the old clothes he had when he went to school and rubbed his eyes towards the pit where he dug yesterday!
"Hey, when did you come back? Why didn't you see you yesterday?"
Wang Gang looked at the eldest nephew of Lanzhou University of Finance and Economics, Tao, who was about 1.7 meters tall and weighed 1.23 meters tall and weighed 1.23 meters tall and weighed 1.45 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.23 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.23 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed about 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and weighed 1.25 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters tall and 1.6 meters
"Haha, today we white-faced scholars, how can we turn these nine pigs into vegetables!"
At this time, the elder brother came over, touched his son's head and said to everyone with a smile.
"No problem. Just looking at us young men, just standing in front of the pig, you will be scared to death!"
My sister-in-law smiled while laying a stove beside her, because she looked at the white-faced scholars and worn-out clothes, the scene was really funny.
"Don't worry, you and Uncle Second are standing later. Let's take the pig out for us!"
Wang Gang said with a smile.
"You think you're holding a wife, it's so dirty! By the way, you father and son are traveling around the world. Why do you come back alone every year during the Chinese New Year? Let's get a few beautiful girls from other places for us!"
My sister-in-law asked these questions with a smile, and the white-faced scholars who have personally participated in the killing of pigs for many years.
"Come on your fire quickly and say everything!"
The eldest brother glared at his sister-in-law fiercely, because the second uncle (Wang Gang's father) was standing next to him, and the niece-in-law in the countryside could not make such jokes.
At this moment, my sister-in-law suddenly turned red and said embarrassedly
"My son is almost married, what can I say?"
Then everyone laughed.
"Wait a minute, your brother and I will advance first. Don't stand in front of the pig's head. Be careful that if you are too anxious, you will hurt you!"
The second uncle saw that Uncle Zhang, the butcher invited by the village, had already started to sharpen the knife, so he began to arrange specific work for everyone, because the nine pigs were really very tight.
At this time, Wang Gang and the other people who had just returned from winter vacation looked at each other, followed their father and elder brother with a smile, and walked towards the pigpen.
When he walked to the pigpen, Wang Gang was completely stunned because he had basically never fed pigs. When he only knew how to curse people, he said that you were dirty like a pig. Looking at the black shit and the piles of pig shit and the thin layer of ice in the circle, he felt that there was no place to put his feet, but there was no way, at this time, my father and brother had already walked in, and the others had also entered, and he also went in with his teeth.
"Tao, you are in good health. You are lifted up your tail and dare not let go!"
At this time, dad and elder brother were decorated with pig ears.
"Tao, alone with pig's tail"
Immediately afterwards, the howling of pigs spread throughout the originally small villages.
"Oh, why did this guy stare at me with pig shit!"
Peng, who was standing next to him, said with a red face.
"Don't worry, I'll shrink my hands and feet. That's what happened today!"
At this time, the sister-in-law, who was standing outside the pigpen, said anxiously and quickly got started and don’t worry about it, because now the three of them are pulling the pig and kicking the four hooves in the pen. The son is still too young. If he let go one by one, he will come out again in the nest.
"Let's go out!" The eldest brother said, and his second uncle slowly pulled the pig towards the door of the pigpen.
At this time, Uncle Zhang, who was sitting by the puddle, was smoking quickly got up and picked up the rope.
"Come on now, you are alone, you are killed by one leg, so you must not let go!"
When the eldest brother saw the pig, he was about to go to the chopping board, and reminded his younger brothers and sons who had almost never killed the pig.
The second uncle and the eldest brother walked up to the chopping board first, pulled the pig's ears upwards with all their strength.
"Tao, carrying a pig's tail behind"
After a while, the pig stood on the chopping board. At this time, Wang Gang and the others rushed up and pulled the two legs on the left of the pig. In an instant, the pig fell on the chopping board, pressed tightly and couldn't move, but the pig seemed to know that its deadline had come, so it was still struggling, but it would never have a chance to turn over again.
"Get me the rag!"
At this time, Uncle Zhang had already used the rope in his hand to bite the pig and then wrap it tightly. The pig's howl just now turned into a hum, hum, hum, hum, and hum, so he urged his sister-in-law to quickly bring the rag and rub it on the pig's neck and start bleeding.
After preparing everything, Uncle Zhang pulled the pig's head with one hand, held a knife with a cold light, and stabbed it into the pig's neck. Instantly, the steaming pig blood splashed out from his hands. At this time, the pig was still struggling, and everyone was still holding it tightly, controlling it tightly.
"Just, come now!"
The sister-in-law, who was standing aside, was holding a foreign porcelain basin with buckwheat noodles in her hand, and a rolling pin in the other hand, shouting anxiously.
"What's wrong!"
Wang Gang asked loudly while holding the pig's legs tightly.
"Come here quickly and get us pig blood!"
My sister-in-law became a little joking because a lot of pig blood had flowed on the ground. If it was too late, it would not be enough to get the pig intestines at night.
"What's the hurry? Where can I go to the plate to get some blood, take this tuft of pig's bristles (the hardest hair on the pig's back) back and stick it in front of the stove!"
The eldest brother looked at his sister-in-law and began to feel sorry for the pig's blood flowing in vain, and said angrily
"I can't grasp the key points of what I do. Four pigs are not enough to fill the pig's intestines. The most important thing is to catch the pig well. Don't let it run away. Just respect the gods (dip in the hot pig blood you just received, stick the pig's bristles to the wall of the stove, and then burn incense to the stove master and stove nurse)."
"Okay, I'll let go of my hands a little now, so I dare not throw them all away! Let's put the blood in a good way, and you can pick up the blood!"
Uncle Zhang stretched out his waist slightly and pointed to the basin next to him and said to Wang Gang.
"When will it be removed!"
Wang Gang asked while holding the basin timidly and putting it under the bleeding knife, because he had heard from his mother before that the blood that had just flowed out contained dirty things on the pig's body, and saliva from the pig's mouth at the end, and the best pig's blood was in the middle.
"You don't care about this anymore, stir it with a rolling pin while you are!"
Uncle Zhang said as he pulled out a little bit of the knife and then inserted it hard, and a stream of passionate blood splattered out.
"Second Master, the pig is shitting, and peeed me with my pants!"
When the family was nervously catching the pig, the little nephew said angrily.
"Now you let go of your hands, and just now, you took off the basin!"
Uncle Zhang pulled out the knife, stood up and wiped it on the pig, and then wrapped it up.
At this time, I saw the pig's belly was very old, and he urinated, and then lay on the chopping board motionless.
"Now, you college students, carry the pig into the pit! Let your uncle and your elder brother have a rest!"
Uncle Zhang touched the water temperature in the pit and told Wang Gang and the others while touching it.
"no problem!"
Wang Gang and the others smiled, each of them pulled a pig's leg, and then pulled the pig again, pulled it to the ground and dragged it towards the edge of the pit.
"Release! How to sell it if you rub your skin!"
The second uncle threw the cigarette angrily and stood up! Because he was not at all relieved about these little guys working!
Because the second uncle had a bad temper, everyone was afraid, so they blushed and said nothing, lifted up obediently, sticking their butts up slowly towards the edge of the pit.
Under the command of the second uncle, Wang Gang and his friends quickly put the pig in the pit like dumplings. However, because the water vapor is too large and the splashed water has made the edge of the pit muddy, so they began to slip back one by one.
"Oh, look, you guys are really reading the book for nothing. Let your dad! Your uncle! Your grandfather can burn the pig out in the pit alone! You are standing next to you and ready to eat meat!"
Uncle Zhang angrily put down the teacup in his hand and walked towards the puddle. The eldest brother who was holding pig blood on his hand next to him glared at his two nephews fiercely and walked over!
At this time, Wang Gang and others blushed like monkeys, because they were all floating on it like soup and sausage at school. In addition, they have developed the bad habit of being lazy and lazy in school in recent years. However, they now have to do the dirtiest, tiring, and hardest work of killing pigs. They are more or less resistant in their hearts.
But when others say this, they really can't hold back their faces, because killing pigs seems to be a simple physical labor, but a very classic teamwork case. If you do less, others will definitely do more. But today, the people who say that pigs are all their own family members, so they don't wait for that outsider to do it! So they suddenly put down their humble vanity, rolled up their sleeves and started rolling the pigs in the pit. After a while, the snow-white pig skin was exposed, and they took out the pigs and lifted them on the chopping board, started to pull out the pig hair, and used adobe lumps to remove the black skin under the pig hair, and the black skin on their bodies.
"Second Master, why do the boar have pacifiers? When everyone is in full swing"
The grandson, who is more than four years old in the third uncle's family, suddenly asked the second uncle.
"Go back and ask your dad!"
Amid everyone's laughter, Wang Gang was happy with his nephew.
"What are you looking for me?"
At this time, the third brother who was in Yinchuan came back and asked everyone with a smile.
"Haha, if Uncle San comes back from the capital, we will be all in today!"
Wang Gang greeted his cousin with a smile.
"Baby, ask why the boar has pacifiers on it."
The eldest nephew, who was standing next to him, greeted his third uncle and said about his younger brother's questions.
At this time, Uncle Er saw that there were more and more people, so he walked towards the gate and arranged for lunch.
"Go and ask your aunt!"
The third brother watched his second uncle leave, so he started to make fun of his elder sister-in-law.
"Go, go back and ask your mom!"
To be continued...