Chapter 74 White Collar Deformation Meter
When Wang Gang returned to the house, he found He Gang was asleep. He was secretly happy because he would not let him go. He would not have any chance to "revenge" He Gang. Not only did this guy cause trouble today, he almost didn't make a mummy, but he also slaughtered himself with a bottle of mineral water. So he quietly turned on the TV and turned the volume to the maximum when he went in to take a shower. Suddenly, the whole house was filled with the sound of fighting in action movies. Wang Gang was humming a small song, enjoying the fun of taking a shower!
Walking out of the bathroom, I found that the sound inside the house was obviously much smaller, so Wang Gang secretly stretched his head over and found that He Gang was leaning against the pillow, smoking a cigarette in depression, so he smiled badly
"Why are you not sleeping anymore? Aren't you so tired?"
He Gang was like a eggplant made from frost, glaring at Wang Gang fiercely
"You don't watch TV and the sound is so loud. Is your brain water getting in? Besides, you are not sleeping, so how dare I sleep there!"
Wang Gang wiped his head and lay on the bed
"Look at you, you really are a dog biting Lu Dongbin. I have played some lullaby for you for a deep sleep! Didn't you say you are traveling every day? Why didn't I find the scenery, but I found that you are all tired like dogs!"
He Gang smiled and threw a cigarette at Wang Gang
"You don't understand this. We are people who measure the desert through footsteps. We are like the believers in Qinghai-Tibet. We have faith. Unlike you who work for your work, we treat the safety of the pipeline network as our own career!"
Wang Gang snorted disdainfully
"Okay, you have dreams! I am an ordinary person. I am not as great as your lofty ideals and great dreams. Just look like a fugitive from a distance and a beggar from a close distance. It turns out that you are a patron of the pipeline patrol! Are you watching? Otherwise, let's turn off the TV and go to bed!"
Unexpectedly, He Gang actually smiled and sat up quickly
"Haha, I'm awake! Let's have a good chat!"
Wang Gang saw that He Gang was about to take revenge, so he also smiled
"Okay! Who is afraid of who these days? As long as you don't fall asleep, I don't care!"
"What have you been doing? Why did you come back for so long? Did you buy a copy for Liang Wei and feed you, the monkey who doesn't get fat when you eat!"
"Didn't I tell you when I got off the bus? I bought it for Yi Wei, but I didn't eat it today. Are you hungry? Otherwise, I'll go down for you now and get a portion to eat well, so I don't have to buy pork during the Chinese New Year!"
"Go to your brother! Then why did you come back for so long? Did the boss stop and run to the kitchen to stab the boss's wife?"
"Can you be simple? The boss's wife's waterway is what anyone wants to poke? Otherwise, if you go down now, I will trick the boss out for you! How about it?"
"Okay, you're like pure water, but unfortunately you put it in the urinal. You said you came here a few nights ago, what did Deng Long's house do?"
"I didn't do anything! I just went to chat with him!"
He Gang saw that Wang Gang was not honest, so he smiled badly
"real?"
Wang Gang heard something in He Gang's words, so he quickly changed the subject
"Isn't it steamed or cooked? Then what did you think I'm doing?"
"Are you shameless people lying on the window and watching people facing the window upstairs on the street?"
"We are on the third floor, lying on the window to see what's wrong with the window opposite? This is called standing high and looking far away!"
"Okay, do you watch every day, the couple opposite each other make villains at night?"
Wang Gang was so happy when he heard him say this.
"How do you know which two young people on the opposite side are making villains?"
"We've seen it too!"
"Those windows, I'll take a look tonight!"
"Okay, since ancient times, I have been laughing at the poor but not at prostitutes, but do you know why not?"
"Why?"
"Because pretending is more shameful than selling B! Just pretend to be good? I can't figure it out, who do you pretend to be pure for in society?"
Seeing that He Gang was a little angry, Wang Gang quickly said with a smile
"I really don't know that you can see villains in that window. Don't fool people anymore. They won't pull curtains at night!"
He Gang found that he was fooled, so he threw a cigarette
"Can you have a pleasant chat? Do you think you have watched it?"
"Hahaha, it turns out you are not honest either! You have watched it! Free movies, you are not stupid!"
At this time, the two hit it off, surrounded the curtain closely, and started to feel happy in the sky and underground. Suddenly, Wang Gang asked
"When you and your girlfriend are creating villains, do you pull the curtains?"
He Gang learned the lesson just now, so he said seriously
"The great leader** said that not dating for the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan! My wife and I will not go beyond the line! Then, will you and your wife on the phone pull the curtains when you make villains?"
The smoke that Wang Gang sucked in, his eyes were red and he fell from the bed with a smile
"Brother, you are not sick! I have only heard of it before. Because I was kissing the girl, I was so scared that the girl cried and snotted, and I was yelling to be responsible for herself. Because she was pregnant and created a villain on the phone, this is the first time I heard of it! You are definitely a lust!"
"Okay, are you as for it? I just can't figure it out. When you were in school, you wrote letters every day, holding your brother and kissing one all day long. Now you still keep chewing on the phone. So far, there is only one photo, and I haven't even seen a hairy person. Why do you want a girlfriend like this? I really doubt whether you have really gotten into your brain, or just think that what they said is really half-brained! In my opinion, I'd just give it a break!"
"You don't understand this. Brother, this is a flower passing by, and a leaf will not touch you! Without a drowsy love once, how can you be good at our youth? Don't worry, sooner or later she will become a wife!"
"Do you see if the house is shaking? It's probably an earthquake!"
"Earthquakes are better. The long and difficult things are short and life are life. I have lived enough! I think you are full of spring! You can see everything shaking!"
"I finally understand why there are no cows in your village."
“Why?”
"Because you've blown all the awesomeness! I didn't see a glimpse of the horoscope, and I said that someone could become your wife. You know I'm talking nonsense with you now, and you know what they are doing?"
"Oh! I really blushed for having a roommate like you. I always think about problems with my lower body. Sex without emotion is like a breeding in the animal world! I always believe that there is no woman in the world, because I only love one person in my life! Besides, you have to have confidence in yourself. It is impossible to tie the other person to the lead! I think very openly and see what I don't see, but it doesn't happen! If I really see it one day, then she will lose me!"
"Have you closed the bathroom door?"
"Did you see someone making villains? You're blinding your eyes, why are your ears not normal? Can you hear the sound of water and the sound of ventilation fans?"
"If it's not closed, I have to go and vomit it well!"
"Okay, remember to pull your curtains well. You are different from others. They are on duty with a certificate! Now they are giving us free and teaching some tips and methods to make villains. But now you are holding a ticket for a boat and boarding a broken ship. If you don't have a certificate, this is illegal operation. Be careful that people will see that day. If you call the police, we will pay you money to pick you up! Pull the curtains! Pull the curtains! Pull the curtains!"
"Hahaha, OK! You are just a typical person who can't eat grapes, but they say that the grapes are sour! Even if my old boat ticket is on a broken boat! But you haven't even boarded a boat now, and you keep saying that you have pulled the curtains!"
"Hahaha, this is an important thing three times! Don't worry, in the future, when you meet, it will be a hornet's nest, I will also pull the curtains, and when you open a new boat, you will make it your ln number, and let her have children for me!"
He Gang knew that he couldn't say it, so he quickly changed the subject
"When you brought the meal to Liang Wei, how was his feet like?"
Hearing He Gang's question, Wang Gang immediately wanted to clean up, because there was a young man in their line patrol team, who was in the same house as Liang Wei. How could he not know? This guy was afraid of being in the deserted desert, where he would wrap his gauze on his feet all day, playing games and drinking spicy food, but he also pretended that he didn't know anything, because if anyone pierced the layer of window paper, he would be very likely to become Liang Wei's enemy in the future. There is no airtight wall in the world.
"It was time for me to go in. People opened the door and saw gauze wrapped around my feet. It shouldn't be better. You haven't heard anyone say it hurts for a hundred days!"
He Gang chuckled
"I don't know what kind of corn it is! *******! If we have corns on our feet, at best, we will go out and find a place to pull it out, and then turn it around for a few more days. It's really a matter of throwing away goods, and people will die!"
Hearing He Gang say this, he immediately discovered the "business opportunity"
"How about you observe carefully and compare it carefully when you get on the boat next time!"
"Seeing your pitiful look, my brother told you that the woman in your phone number is like an upside down boat!"
"So the capsized boat in the gutter is your wife's waterway! Then hurry up and take the oars!"
"Go to your brother! Do you want to be beaten? Who can work for a day without temporary workers? Why do they pay so much money every year without temporary workers! Their benefits are so good without temporary workers! This ******* feels cowardly!"
"Actually, this is normal. I've been used to it for a long time. If you don't talk about it, look at the current society, you really wear clothes and show off your flesh. Although his father is not Li Gang, his father is a formal worker and a leader. He is naturally a child of oil! He is an child of oil, and his son will naturally be a child of oil in the future! But you and I are temporary workers now, and we will still have to go back to the countryside in the future. Although your name also has the word Gang, it is just a personal name!"
"How did I find out that you are so powerful that I will make others more ambitious! What's so great about oil children? Being a bad leader will become a master! Don't look at them all now, they are all full of energy and turn forward for three generations. I dare to fight and promise to be a farmer! Maybe it's not as good as us! What kind of world is his grandmother's!"
"Hey! This is what you can say. A middle- and low-level poor peasant children like me can only be humble, except to work, but also to work!"
Once He Gang heard someone calling him ten thousand, he was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick.
"Okay! This is the first time I have seen a middle-aged and poor peasant child who is like this, who is soaking instant noodles and making a mobile phone! Sleep!"
Wang Gang saw him wrapping the quilt, showing his butt facing him, without saying a word! So he finished smoking the remaining half of the cigarette, thinking that he might have touched every temporary worker again because of Liang Wei’s small corns, and he had not been to work for three months. The most vulnerable and painful part in his heart!
It is also possible that I just mentioned that I was lying on the window to study secretly, and the little couple on the opposite side made villains, and the free textbooks, new movements and fresh patterns are constantly summarizing and refining, combining the practical operation of my own rowing process, inventing and creating new patterns and actions! Lay a solid foundation for creating villains in the future, and make a shot! Conquer your girlfriend better and learn to recharge continuously! Become the God of War in the mind of the goddess!
So Wang Gang smiled and grabbed the quilt between his legs, remembering his thoughts!
Regarding Liang Wei pretended to be ill and did not go to work, he felt that this matter had no direct conflict of interest with him, and that unit did not raise a few idle people! But people said that others could do it, so why did he do it himself? He didn't like unchallenging jobs! It reminded him of a saying, "I have no one! I have good people! I have good people! I have no one! I have no one to be good! I have no one to be good! I have no one to be good! I have no one to be good!" But in real life, how many people can choose their own careers, because only by living everything is possible. If you can't eat enough, talk about ideals! I have ambition! I have a dignity! I have nonsense!
As for the one I said just now, it only exists in letters! Telephone and imagined girlfriend! He still said the same thing: If you love someone, you don’t have to possess her, but if you possess her, you have to love her well! Because God created women, men created women! Now you just need to love well! Work hard to love! Love every day! When you see others, you will see if others are willing to transform themselves into women! If you really have no fate, then talk about a legendary online relationship! It will be a good memory when you get old in the future!
So he smiled like a flower and fell asleep unknowingly!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!