Wang Gang returned to the house and locked the door and lay down on the bed! He thought about it over and over again like a movie in his mind. Have you seen it? Have you touched it? Have you kissed it? Have you ever slept? To be precise, I have never seen even a hair!

But without thinking about it, Wang Gang wanted to take a needle and mercilessly sew the two evil men's mouths, which seemed to be disliked, firmly with thin iron wire. But when he snatched the cigarette, he fell into deep thought and began to ask himself, was he really lying to himself for a long time?

Have you seen it?

I don’t know if the one in the photo counts! If it is, then I have seen Zhang Ziyi! It seems a bit far-fetched, but compared to the young couples around me, they are paired together all day long, and they are inseparable from envy, only envy, jealousy and hatred! The only thing that can comfort myself is that I have a girlfriend and I am a college student who has knitted a scarf by myself, write a letter to myself every week, call three times a day, and give myself 100 yuan a month to eat fried noodles! If the relationship lasts for a long time, how can I stay together day and night! But to be honest, except that I can hear that she is a woman on the phone, everything else is a mystery!

"I haven't seen him before, because he doesn't judge people by his appearance!"

Have you touched it?

I don’t know if touching the photos is counted! If I count, then I would sleep with four beauties all night! It seems a bit far-fetched, because in the photo, although the person is a woman, it is presented on a piece of paper. To put it bluntly, it is also a pirated copy. What is the difference between touching the photos and touching the pictures and the stamp? Compared to those who go to the school playground all day, after class, the man sits on the lawn and the woman sits on the legs. Every time I see it, I only have one idea, can I touch my face and see what is the difference between touching pork, but I always comfort myself and don’t be afraid of being late for a good meal!

Have you kissed it?

I don’t know if it counts if wet the photo every time! Not to mention Liu Xia, she grew up so old, and when she was young, she made her mother happy and when she was in high school, she secretly kissed her first love that had withered without blooming! There are only endless guesses for other women! If kissing photos is also counted, then you are the happiest man in the world. You want to kiss whoever you want, because it only costs a few cents to wash a photo. Download it online, which is enough to kiss for a whole year, and you have a new feeling every day! But the photos are always photos, you just lick your tongue to pieces, and there is nothing except the bitter paper and ink smell!

Have you ever slept?

I don't know if sleeping with photos is considered to be sharing a bed! Because there are many people every weekend, they take their girlfriends with them after class, and they hurried to Qingyang. They look tall and go to the hotel, open a honeymoon room, and start working as soon as the door is closed. They can only do things after getting married before! Some want to find excitement, buy a few cans of Red Bull, sing love songs and hold their hands, and walk swaying towards the crab ditch behind the school. As soon as they arrive at the "cannon stone", they will have great achievements! After all, he is also a young man, who keeps his photos in his heart every night and looks at the house quietly

Do you know you are thinking of me? If the buddies who came back from college said that they took their girlfriends in front of school, rented a house to cook, eat and live together, and the most enjoyable thing is that they can change them constantly. Therefore, the "Valentine's Day" for college students is generally called "Women's Day", because I don't know how many girls there were overnight, and since then they became women! After sleeping, it was a dream for Wang Gang. Not only was it out of reach, but it never thought that although God created a virgin and a man created a woman, a man must be responsible for his actions!

Have you seen Mao?

Wang Gang knew that Fan Li's words were a typical pun, and Mao had never seen them. On the one hand, he said that after writing such a long letter and making such a long phone call, no matter whether he was handsome or not, he had never seen a personal figure!

At this time, Wang Gang lit a cigarette again! His mood became heavier, thinking that his grandmother had been counting for more than three years, and he had never seen it before! He had never touched it before! He had never kissed it before! He had never slept! He was even more hateful that he had never seen a hair before. If he persisted like this, he would become a white-haired man!

But he is a college student. He has been in the environment where he kisses me for a long time. Maybe one day he will find someone like-minded in the same major. He kicked his feet and was very reluctant to say that.

"Sorry, we are not suitable!"

I really didn't cry when I cried, and the only thing I could do was to run towards Chang'e with one kick! I was so angry that I could die!

So what should I do! A few days ago, my colleague and his netizens were deeply touched by him. This is the case. One afternoon, Wang just finished eating the iron egg knife and came back. He walked towards the house and happened to meet his colleague Xiaofu

"Have you eaten? Go out!"

I saw Xiao Fu smiled and handed Wang Gang a cigarette

"Go out and have some meals with my girlfriend!"

At this time, Wang Gang was a little puzzled. Did his girlfriend just send her away? Why did she come again? So he took a look at her, wow, it's not right! This one was not the one I walked away a few days ago with long hair, and this one was indeed short. The most important thing is that this one looked like a high school student. At first glance, it looked like a big sister who had crossed the man's river, but he didn't say anything. Everyone knew what was going on. Now this was popular, so he quickly jumped a few nice words.

"Oh, your girlfriend is so beautiful. You two are simply a handsome man and beautiful woman who are born with a pair of men and women!"

The dimples on the girl's face became deeper, and her colleague turned around, smiled at Wang Gang in a bad mood, and then took her little hand and walked downstairs.

When he returned to the house, Wang Gang was like such a big girl, and would become Xiaobai's girlfriend so much. Is this what he said, a female netizen who just went to college! Did he really succeed? But he wondered what happened to the girl now? She didn't go to college well, and she traveled thousands of miles to Inner Mongolia to meet netizens! Finally, he turned on the TV to watch "The Same Song" because he would bear the long night next to the wedding night!

But when Wang Gang turned off the TV for not long, he felt as bored as if he was scratched by a cat. He thought that this guy lived next door to him, so he lay down on the small hole he had seen his master's wife before, wanting to hear what these two guys were going to do next. Although the master finally changed the house and the hole was also stuffed with paper, the sound insulation effect of a piece of paper, and heels were all aware of this!

However, everything was normal and nothing unusual. He imagined that the sound of beating the drum did not appear, but the sound of water and TV. Suddenly the sound of the water stopped and the sound of the TV disappeared. Wang Gang was secretly happy that it was about to start, but he only heard the woman say angrily.

"If you sleep in this bed, then I will sleep in that one! It's best to be honest at night! Be careful that I will ruin you!"

Wang Gang smirked, thinking that he would have ruined his family. Just because of his girlfriend for this period, if you don’t cry, your father and mother beg for mercy later, you will be fucked Gao Xiang! At this time, Xiao Fu smiled

"Don't worry, go to bed quickly! If you go to take a shower, you can go to bed first!"

At this time, Wang Gang's mood plummeted. When will this guy finish taking a shower? He returned to bed and was about to smoke a cigarette to sleep. He smiled bitterly. It seemed that the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry. He had a relationship with him!

Suddenly, the girl spoke

"You finished washing so quickly, why are you doing in my bed? Come over and I'm used to sleeping alone!"

When I heard that there was a show, I could watch a free movie, but I only heard Xiao Fu smiled badly

"I just washed my lower body and washed my body yesterday! I was afraid that you would be cold after taking a shower, so I warmed up the bed for you, and then went back to my bed. You should let go of the quilt if you catch a cold, how can you take you to play tomorrow!"

"Okay! You'd better be honest! Come in!"

"Why are you so shining!"

"Don't move!"

"It's just that big bed, where do you think I'll put my hands?"

"You don't know how to put it on your stomach!"

"My stomach is touched every day, yours is so bright! Why is the flesh so delicate and smooth!"

"Nonsense, I take a shower several times a day, how can I not only do it? Whoever asked you to put in your pajamas, take it out quickly, be careful I will pinch you!"

"Oh! Why are you not wearing anything underneath?"

"You hate it! Who asked you to touch it! Take it out quickly!"

At this time, Wang Gang thought to himself, his grandmother is really good at pretending. Since she is not wearing it, it means that under her pajamas, it must be smooth and smooth. Xiao Fu smiled.

"You are like a pair of little cantaloupes!"

"Hate, is your toothpick again?"

"You'd better be at ease. If you get angry, the consequences will be serious!"

"Tsk! Do you think I'm scared!"

"Oh, did you not wipe the toilet clean after you go to the bathroom? Let's sleep separately! It's uncomfortable!"

"You're not here, why are you pressing me!"

"I'm going to go over. You hold me in your hand and don't let go. How can you go over!"

"I love you!"

"I love you too, I want to give you my best gift!"

"You hate it!"

"Come on, I can't wait!"

Alas, it’s not easy to do anything! Because it was written a bit explicit at noon, it was blocked in the afternoon. It seems that you should be careful in every word in the future. I hope everyone will understand it more. This is changed again. Please leave a message for advice!

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!