Chapter 95 The happy couple
It's really a coincidence that Wang Gang wanted to try his luck. If Deng Long was there, go back to chat, and if he was not there, go back to sleep in the house! In fact, it would be better to say that his humble self-esteem was extremely seriously hurt and did not want to go upstairs with Xiao Fu! Because the people who kept calling their brother had already slept in two sedans and women in car, and he has lived for twenty years and can only write the word "women", but he didn't know that women could make men "very beautiful!"
But when he just raised his hand, he didn't expect the door to open. As a result, it was not someone else's room to open the door, but his classmate. Before he could speak, Deng Long grabbed a collar and invited him in.
"You are so good at calculating! I'm really going to find you! I didn't expect you to come to your door by yourself!"
Wang Gang was almost stumbled, so he pretended to be angry.
"Didn't you go to the station? Why are you looking for me? You can be gentler? Is it because you are not good at food on the stand and want to throw me to death and eat stewed pork ribs in the afternoon!"
Deng Long smiled first, then pushed him to the bed
"What did you say you are doing for you? Didn't you ask me to help you, and to match the little girl you carry the suitcase? Why did his uncle just a few days ago, and you forgot whether you are playing with me? Don't worry, your ribs are better for you to eat, as they don't look like you have a taste of appetite!"
Wang Gang sat up slowly and touched his head
"You are the uncle, do you really want to say whatever you want? When will I let you match me? You want to get a girl from another person, **** doesn't want to be fooled, but now you put a high hat on me! Hahaha, I understand!"
At this time, Deng Long threw a cigarette to Wang Gang
"Hahaha, what do you know! Let me listen to it! If you talk nonsense, I will make fun of it. Today I won't stew pork ribs. I will call Fan Li and a few classmates in our class to roast suckling pigs!"
Wang Gang originally wanted to say that your uncle had seen such a big suckling pig? But he didn't want to endure unnecessary flesh and blood, because these are sometimes beasts, one by one, one is fat and strong. When he sat on him, sometimes he was really afraid and broke his bones, so he just swallowed his anger and said
"I know! It must be you, a beast, who ruined the girl. Now I am afraid that I will find my next family to get out as soon as possible. Your brother is really brother, why do you think of me for any good things! Your brother doesn't think about it. Even if I am really interested in your disciple, I won't look for you! Don't talk about your golden fingers first. Just by wanting to sleep with the master first, are I really tired of snatching food from the tiger's mouth?"
At this time, Deng Long stood up without a smile, rubbing his hands while saying
"People say that you have no door on your mouth. Unless you press a lock, you can be safe. Today, it seems that you not only need to press a door on your mouth, but the most important thing is that I find that it is loose and I need to give it tight!"
I saw that Wang Gang was like a surrendered rb big-headed soldier, holding his head tightly with both hands
"You'd better not hit me! You can't beat me to death today. Tomorrow you will be the biggest celebrity in the factory. You also know that if I know the secret, it's equivalent to everyone in the world knowing it. The most important thing is that if you hit me, it proves that you have a ghost in your heart. You are not afraid of being slanted by the shadow. Did I really guess it?"
At this time, Deng Long blushed like a monkey's butt, turned his head and sat on the chair in front of the coffee table.
"Okay, you guys! I know you can't tell you! But you'd better remember that you can't spray feces everywhere in this kind of thing. We can't say that if you spread rumors, will the girl still live in the future? Last time I saw you, I almost drowned me while climbing on the stairs. Even if I had an idea, I would immediately urinate because my brothers and wives should not be bullied!"
Wang Gang saw Deng Long sitting down, so he started to do it and said in a low voice.
"Not bad! Brothers and wives can't be bullied, but they can ride!"
Deng Long glared fiercely
"Repeat your words again, believe it or not, I will press your legs backwards!"
Wang Gang smiled
"Why are you like an explosion of small universe? No one ignites the fire, but it seems that there is danger of explosion at any time! I just said you were right! Brother and wife only saw that none of them are good, because brother and wife are the best!"
Unexpectedly, Deng Long was amused by this sentence
"Okay, you'd better smoke now! Because you hear your voice first, then you'll smell shit! Do you like it in one sentence?"
Wang Gang took a look
"I'm afraid of smoking you to death! Can we smoke first!"
Deng Long threw the lighter over
"Okay, I'm talking about the serious business! Is it meaningful?"
Wang Gang lit the cigarette first, then took a look
"Oh, it's useless to ask. What can you do if you have that meaning?"
Unexpectedly, Deng Long was happy now
"As long as you have this meaning, the rest of things will be easy. Didn't you just say that if you want to sleep with your master first? Looking at the young man in his twenties and has not had a foreign meat meal yet, I will tell you responsibly, Master, I will let you sleep if I don't sleep!"
Wang Gang smiled, thinking to himself who would give the flesh to others, especially when it comes to women's affairs! But looking at Deng Long's anxious gaze, he couldn't bear to stimulate him. If the small universe really exploded, he was still the one who suffered, so he changed his way.
"Brother, just save your worries! I know the answer just because you blush like a red lantern when you see a woman! You are embarrassed. In this matter, it is hard to start if you are familiar with people. Please believe in my ability to match and ensure that you can embrace the beauty!"
Deng Long is completely anxious
"Don't worry, Qin Hui has three helpers! What's more, with his behavior, he is not an exaggeration to say that your dream lover is surrounded by our eyes!"
Wang Gang turned his eyes upwards, thinking that you were all bachelors on the side, and there were only a few little girls in total. There were too many wolfs, so how could he give others a bowl of soup? This kid was too confident! Even if this girl was his dream lover, there were many perverts with round eyes open around him. He believed it himself, but he just forgot his eyeliner, so he threw a cigarette
"It's a pity that you are not Qin Hui! Let's talk about something else!"
I saw Deng Long lit a cigarette
"You kid is really a shame. Some formal workers, and some oil kids see me like this, and I also accept it because this is hardware, but I didn't expect that you kid, you don't know what your surname is when you wear red skin! I have told our classmates that you like my apprentice, let everyone give you a good time and let you end that unreliable online dating quickly!"
When Wang Gang heard this, his eyes were so angry that he opened his eyes like a cow egg.
"You are the uncle! Why do you spread rumors to me? Is my online dating bad? Is there anything next to you?"
I saw Deng Long happier
"Okay, stop pretending! I can't know the little bit of your heart! I have the ability to look at my eyes, and dare you say you have no intention of my little apprentice?"
Now Wang Gangle has never lost to anyone as long as he meets his eyes, let alone he didn't say that he had any advanced instruments installed in his eyes that could detect what he was thinking in his mind.
"Okay! Ask casually! Don't worry, real gold is not afraid of fire refining, good girls are not afraid of people watching, you are casual!"
Unexpectedly, this guy actually came and moved the chair over to sit opposite Wang Gang.
"What do you think of my apprentice?"
"Your apprentice looks simple, not like a woman who has waded through the man's river!"
"Okay, how do my apprentice look?"
"You look right to the audience, but if you like it, you can find a wife! Beautiful daughters-in-law are all from others, because they are not afraid of stealing, but they are afraid of thieves thinking about it!"
"Don't interrupt! Do you think my apprentice's eyes are beautiful?"
"The eyes are the window of the soul. Your apprentice's eyes are pure, so they are very beautiful!"
"Is my apprentice's figure good?"
"Your apprentice has a devilish figure. Although you are wearing a down jacket, there are fewer places on your body. There is no more meat or two in the place you should be in! Very good!"
"Since you said that, if my apprentice is not in the process, would you mind?"
"If she is really my current little devil, I don't mind! Because we men all have a fatal flaw, that is, we only allow ourselves to make mistakes, and never allow others to make mistakes! Besides, there is no big difference between the brides now and widows who did not have babies before! Therefore, this question is equivalent to you not asking. We can't afford to live a woman's life all day long. In other words, this is not a game we can play! The standard of having babies is much higher than my butt."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Wang Gang finished speaking, Deng Long almost laughed and fell from behind the chair.
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry! Is it interesting for you to deceive yourself like this? Then let me ask you again, since my apprentice is simple, pure, and distinct, the most important thing is that you no longer care about her past. Is there such a high evaluation and generous mind? Who do you believe it if you don't like it? Tell me honestly why I don't want it!"
Only then did Wang Gang realize that he had been fooled by this guy, but there was nothing he could do, so he scratched his head.
"You know I have been talking to our Liu Xia for three years! They give me a hundred yuan a month! They knit scarves for me! They write to me every week! You can't be ignorant of your conscience! They also."
But before Wang Gang finished speaking, he was interrupted by Deng Long.
"Brother, wake up! Don't daydream anymore! Liu Xia, your family, I know you don't care, but what if you are a man? I'll give you 100 yuan a month, and we'll give her the money twice at that time, don't you give her the money! How do you know that the scarf was knitted by her own hands, so it's so hard for you to see it? She wrote you every week, why don't you say you can't even afford to eat when you call me! To put it bluntly, people are rolling on the bed with other men and calling her to sleep in the dormitory, so what can you do? Did I do this house above me last night? Are you deaf? Isn't that the so-called online dating? Think carefully about how to answer me, because there will be no store after passing this village!"
After hearing this, Wang Gang looked up and saw Xiao Fu, who was living in this guy's house, but at that moment, his mind kept flashing. Liu Xia asked himself again and again if there was someone outside? When he called, as long as he was not in the dormitory, he always said that there was someone next to him inconvenient! Every time he asked to go and see, he always said that he refused again and again in class! He took a deep breath of cigarettes, followed by last night, the screams of the next house! The sound of the bed board hitting the wall again and again, and the last sentence "Take the paper quickly!"
Wang Gang stood up
"That's it! I don't know what she does anyway, and she doesn't know what I do today!"
Deng Long breathed a sigh of relief at this time
"Oh! My mission has finally been completed successfully! Just forget about eating, we found a new KTV next to us, so we decided to use this as a condition, please ask everyone to sing!"
The more Wang Gang listens, the more he becomes, the more wrong it is
"Wait a minute, you straighten your tongue, what do we mean? Is there anyone else who knows about this today?"
Deng Long took photos of Wang Gang
"Brother, since you have admitted that you like it, brothers also promise to help you. Please sing a song and ask for a wife! If you think you are bad, I will introduce it to the above guy! Look!"
At this time, he was so angry that he wanted to bite Deng Long twice, but he could only exhaust himself so he could never stop the car. However, he always felt that he had gotten into the chain of plans of these guys, but it was too late! Thinking about what happened last night, it seemed that this online dating was really unreliable. Since it was more suitable for him, why bother to get stuck in the stubbornness! Besides, he was a college student and a technical secondary school student, and this guy was so rich. If he was a rich girl, he would live in the cold eyes of his mother-in-law and his family, it was very important to have a good marriage. Besides, he had never entered KTV, so he would start a foreign meat meal.
So, he stood up and gave Deng Long a cigarette
"That's it! Let's go sing together after lunch!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!