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Chapter 148: If you want to talk, go to change women's clothes first

"woke up."

Li'er's voice fell from the sky.

The tone is still that cool. After all, entering the dream of Shanhaitan is entering the state of temporary control. Even if the other party comes to provoke a military force and asks for guilt.

It waited for Yi Ruchang and thought he would say something, but he didn't expect that even though the other party Yi Ruchang knew that he was in a dream, he found a comfortable position to lie down and pretended that he was going to be sent in and burned in the next second. He also explained with a superfluous explanation: "It's a pity that I'm still asleep."

"I know, otherwise you wouldn't have seen me in your dream." Li'er did not deny it.

After all, I have always been aware of the owner's temper. Now, any jokes that are just a little bit worse than Yi Ruchang's boredom.

"I don't want to see you." As if I understood Li'er's thoughts, Yi Ruchang emphasized again.

When he heard Yi Ruchang emphasize his thoughts, Li'er's temper was also strange. She seemed to not understand what "embarrassment" means, but she suddenly appeared and walked to Yi Ruchang's face and looked at him in a slant.

Looking at Li'er, Yi Ruchang's eyes were always fun, as if he had seen it for the first time. He raised his lips and said sarcastically: "After so many years, Li'er, I can't tell that you are still 'this' spirit."

“Which type…”

"The spirit of evil magic weapons."

Yi Ruchang's smile disappeared, he put his hands in his pockets, lowered his head, and slowly walked to Li'er's side, put his chin on Li'er's shoulder, stood loose, but his voice was not warm at all, and said, "What did you think I would say? Eat a bite of the spiritual blood in my heart, just to awaken the tree of Li'er that has withered for 9981 years?

I guess, Mr. Cheng Zhi taught you this way back then. I can’t tell that Mr. protects his son like this. He just wants to find a way out for you after his death in Shanhaitan. Humph, he is very thoughtful!"

It cannot be denied that Yi Ruchang has basically grasped his own ideas. Lier is more or less awkward.

It slightly pulled aside its easy-to-use chin: "No, it's not."

"Hohoho, then you are genius, amazing." Yi Ruchang deliberately screamed in its ear, and even applauded.

Li'er's ears hurt, she squinted her eyes and took two steps back, and her brain recovered. What did these two fools do when they were shocked and suddenly...

It shook its head, and regardless of what Yi Ru always thought or expressed, it fell into memories and explained slowly: "You may not have discovered that you were not qualified to draw spiritual blood ten years ago. When you were qualified, you pretended to die every day, so you understood that you were afraid of pain and would not give me the chance to draw spiritual blood-"

As it said, Yi Ruchang touched his whole body, as if searching for something.

Li'er didn't notice it and continued.

"Even just now, I was not instructing Yu Jiang to take out your spiritual blood. I felt sorry for you, so I gave this opportunity to draw spiritual blood to the professional Yu Jiang. In fact, it was for your own good. Besides, just now, if it weren't for me to survive in time, why would you do... Woo woo..."

Before Li'er could react, Yi Ruchang walked forward and grabbed the back of his neck, stuffed the wrinkled socks in his hand directly into its mouth. He wanted to kick his calf bone again, so his feet went empty.

Haha, I forgot, this is still on your territory, I walk quite fast.

Yi Ruchang sneered, flicked his nails, and said, "Do you know how much I want to dig up your spittoon on your shoulders and see if there is a feudal old lady living inside! I think about how I can squeeze the value of me, the courtesan?"

Li'er hasn't spoken since she disappeared just now.

Humph, I guess I was still tasting the smell of socks. Yi Ruchang lowered his head and smelled his nails. He vomited quietly for a moment, almost releasing the bile that had just happened to the moment when he was stunned.

Fortunately, I regained my cool expression as soon as possible and continued to snap my nails.

Yi Ruchang knew it must be there anyway. After all, I was still in my dream now, and my mouth was even more broken. I asked with a smile: "Why, I'm not worthy of it? What about you, mother! Are my socks delicious?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li'er seemed to laugh out loud, as if he could imagine the picture. He had a rare hint of funny feeling in his tone. He shook his head and said, "No, I just thought that you, like a beard, may be quite stubborn when you serve the guests."

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, it's funny, my stomach hurts when I laugh." Yi Ruchang patted his stomach with no expression on his face.

After that, Yi Ruchang didn't say anything again, but his eyes moved in the ward. Wang Shixu didn't notice it, but his intention to leave the dream was immediately discovered by Li'er. It could only shout: "No, don't leave first."

"Speak quickly if you have something to do, or you can change into women's clothing and tell me that I like white ones." Yi Ruchang was pulled back again, and he felt really unhappy, so he rubbed his arms and urged him to hurry up.

Ignoring his last request, Lier coughed and cleared her throat twice before saying, "This is all my plan to save myself, I can't blame my master. And I didn't discuss it with Helan in advance, so don't blame it.

Even if it sacrifices itself to heal you…”

"Heal me?"

After realizing it, I bowed my head in surprise.

Only then did he realize that the wounds on his chest had healed, no wonder he didn't hurt anymore. No wonder he felt so comfortable now. At this level of healing, Helan must have saved himself with his spirit!

At this time, even the bastard of Li'er's withdrawal of spiritual blood was too late to settle the score with him, and Yi Ruchang forced himself to leave the dream.

Li'er did not mean to let him leave his dream immediately.

The courtesan was immediately angry and said that, he began to untie his belt. Although he touched it for a long time, he found that he had no belt: "Let me go out, do you want to taste my underwear?"

"So what if you let it go? Do you want to return all the 'spiritual energy' of Helan to it?!" Lier forced not to think about anything that tasted bad, and quickly passed the article, focusing on Yiruchang's situation of going out to make trouble.

"Shut up, you, Helan is much selfless than you think. In order to save your and my lives, you actually want to sacrifice the Tang Tang weapon spirit? Your heart is really dirty than my socks that I haven't changed in ten days!"

Stop talking about socks! Li'er covered her head and couldn't throw this thought out of her heart.

Fortunately, it was also considered a bit of Taoist practice. Instead, it calmed down and slowly said to Yi Ruchang: "Mr. Yi, you probably forgot: Helan has died once, and the magic weapon cannot be saved. It is now called 'use it for the best use'."

Do you want to use everything for the best? Haha, it’s really a good word.

Yi Ruchang raised his head, looked into the void, and said, "Lier, your heart is cold."

"Sorry, I am the spirit of a tree, I have no heart."

The answer was cold.

In the darkness, Li'er's face appeared and disappeared from time to time. Its brows were flat and its eyes were half open, like a Buddha, but it was extremely dim.

Perhaps, this is what it should look like.

After accompanying him for many years, it respects Helan's choice the most. At that time, Mr. Cheng Zhi taught Helan for half a century and watched it coldly. From character to knowledge, he taught Helan this way, and Helan learned it too. What it did was not called "sacrifice", it was born to make a choice like this.

Even when the world is in trouble a few years ago, it will still accompany its master to save the people.

"He Lan has done enough." Yi Ruchang didn't know who he was talking to, and his voice was low.

“Yes, too many.”

Li'er didn't know what he meant, so she nodded and said yes.

Listening to it, Yi Ruchang rolled his eyes fiercely and almost spat at it: "Who is so sad to you that it has done too much, enough to retire for two lifetimes. Besides, any spirit should have his own wishes in the world...

You can be honestly locked up during this period!”
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