Chapter 270 Do you know how hard people who deceive themselves work?
This man is too short and has a tight figure. To put it bluntly, he even looks a bit like a monkey, and he has a beard on his face.
Looking further, the weather is so cold. This man is still wearing short-sleeved shorts. The uncovered part is obviously two large flower arms, with patterns on it. If you look closely at the bottom, you can see that it seems to be some text, but you can see that the traces of the original shape are deliberately wiped out by other patterns. In addition, the tattoo faded, so the current marks look a little chaotic, but they look even more wild.
Wild? You won’t feel safe when you go out, especially at such a late day.
Yi Ruchang looked around and for some reason, this alley seemed even colder and quieter.
In order not to look cold, the man deliberately stood very unfairly, but his feet in beach shoes were rubbed unconsciously.
I deserve it, I can't be cold.
Since the other party was clearly blocking there, but he didn't intend to speak,
Yi Ruchang didn't mind taking the initiative to speak, and called the man opposite him: "Who are you?"
"today--"
He only said two words, just two words were enough to hear that his accent was so southern, or too southern.
This smell is banana.
Yi Ruchang moved the soles of his feet and felt that there seemed to be some scum in the soles of his shoes without socks. If he took it, he would feel so uncomfortable if he had few pairs of socks.
The small man's lip-syncing: "You don't have to move your hands and feet to show me, I don't plan to do it with you."
Who has moved his hands and feet? Yi Ruchang gave the man a blank look: "That, buddy, I can hear it. This voice is obviously not spoken from the mouth of this man who has a slightly lack of development. If I say a few more words, I can position you wherever you are, okay?"
Still the kind that doesn't use any magic power!
It's easy to sigh as often.
This mysterious style has not flowed any strong aura until now. It is clear that this person is not a monk, so he does not intend to use the monk's style with this person.
He murmured to himself: It feels like an ordinary robber, or someone's home to ask for debt.
"I'm not asking for debt."
The man immediately refuted Yi Ruchang's murmurs in a southern accent that was even more terrifying than Sichuan and Chongqing Mandarin.
The shop owner spread his hands and reminded the person who was not kind again: "Didn't you hear what I said just now? I said that if you say something else, I know where you are."
The voice was stunned for a moment, and the little man was obviously very nervous.
But he still listened to the voice behind him and said firmly: "You don't know."
"No, I get it."
"No, you don't know."
The two competed against each other.
The little man's face turned red. Not only that, he kept glanced at the same place.
Do you think the owner can't see it? His night vision ability is a hundred times better than that of an average cat.
"What's the point of fighting with a double act actor?" Yi Ruchang spread his hands and complained to himself.
At night, with at least two to three men
If you don’t always tell people that the heroine is difficult to find, it’s probably because of my overly tolerant attitude towards men.
Why not start adding a character to yourself now, just talk to men very impatiently.
He touched his chin and began to think seriously.
One tall and the other short stands against each other.
Yi Ruchang was indifferent on his face, but in fact he was asking the short man in a low voice: "Has he always been like this?"
The short man smiled bitterly, secretly raised his hands and folded his hands together, and made a very sorry expression: "He is just like this, please bear with it."
"What do I ask? Do you know how strong the wind will be in autumn night? Why do I talk to you about a middle-aged man who is weak and slender... Oh, you don't wear much." The owner became more and more excited as he spoke.
However, looking at the person's foot-clip slippers in front of him, he was relieved.
The little man opposite hugged his arms and glanced at the other side again, barely standing up straight, but still couldn't escape: "Ah Yeh."
"Don't be so suitable!" The owner kindly dissuaded.
"No, I'm really cold in the department." The little man apologized, his voice was soft, and after he said that, he quickly covered his mouth.
Then the voice hidden behind him deliberately coughed: "Oh, I've had a cold recently."
How low is this person's emotional intelligence? Yi Ruchang's last patience was blown away by the autumn wind.
He rubbed his arms, his face full of fatigue: "I'm tired, I'm going back."
The voice was excited and sorry, and he blocked the slightest, "No, no, it's about to get to the point."
Yi Ruchang was impatient: "Then don't talk too much."
"But where to start?" Under the urging, the voice suddenly began to play deeply.
Since that's the case, Yi Ruchang could still stay with him for a while. He smiled and said, "Why, tell me, you should follow a girl all day during the day."
"How do you know?"
The voice was obviously shocked.
It was not difficult to find their existence, but they had no murderous intention and almost zero magic power, so he did not take action in time.
The owner of the shop smiled at the tree and said, "It's very easy for you to wipe her butt."
The voice proudly said: "Of course, I would rather feed it with my shit and urine, oh no, I raised it."
Yi Ruchang said in a light tone, "When Ning Ning mentioned it occasionally, she always said that my father is very tall, and it seems that it is all distorted in the eyes of the children. This father himself is just a coward."
Ignoring his sarcasm, the voice grabbed a strange point and said excitedly: "Ah, Ningning said am I tall?"
--Ouch!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he fell half of his body from the tree. What was so bad that half of his body was still hanging on the tree, his face was red, but he couldn't fall off.
"Boss, calm down!"
The little man came up to him, but he couldn't support him, so he just jumped around in the air and tried to pick him up, which was so funny and funny.
Fortunately, the boss also returned to the shadows on the trees in time.
I only heard the sound of patting my chest from the tree: "Oh oh oh, I almost exposed my position. Ah, such a cunning man. I really don't know if the girl will be broken into her hands."
"Don't worry about the eldest lady, you'd better worry about yourself." The little man smiled bitterly and glanced at Yi Ruchang secretly.
Yi Ruchang raised his eyebrows.
Miss, girl.
Looking at the expression of this little man covering his face with embarrassment, he could draw the situation of Ningning at home.
The house is unfortunate.
After adjustment, the voice returned to a very serious mood: "Don't look at me with this expression. I know you want to ask me if I'm relieved to Ningning stay here alone."
Yi Ruchang raised his eyebrows high, applauded weakly, and said, "You can tell that such a long string of words can be seen with just your expression."
The voice was proud and serious again: "Of course!"
The little man almost fell down and raised his head to the tree and whispered: "Boss, aren't you praising you! And you were exposed just now, otherwise you'll come down."
The voice on the tree was firm: "It's definitely not possible. Our guests from afar should at least maintain a sense of mystery. Otherwise, look at those who are clear and have no characteristics, which one is not a small character who can only live for one chapter. No matter who is his father, it will not work."
Feeling that it was insufficient, he added: "Besides, my voice is so small that he can't hear it."
"Zhang Fei is even less voice than you! You can shut up."
Standing at the lower vent, Yi Ruchang sighed.
The little man was left with a wry smile: "Boss, believe me, he heard it completely, okay? Not only did I hear this neighbor of ten miles, probably not even deaf."
He was really not patient enough now, and Yi Ruchang planned to end the farce: "If you don't say anything, I'll leave."
He turned around and wanted to leave.
"Oh." He was anxious.
There was a click, as if it was a slap in the head.
The voice was anxious: "If not, please pull him. I have another word that I didn't remind him. I came here for this, but I can't remember it."
Hearing this, Yi Ruchang had already walked quite far, but he stood still.
It's so embarrassing. Do you want to say it? According to the atmosphere, I should wait for you to finish it, but to be honest, I'm very cold again.
The little man informed him: "Boss, he has not left yet, but he seems a little impatient. You should think about it quickly."
The voice was very dissatisfied: "Bastard, how do I educate you in my daily life? Is it good to respect the elderly and love the young? Do you think about it for me? Didn't I tell you all when I came out?
Ah! I remembered it.”
Yi Ru often trembled, it was so good that he could finally end his life tonight.
The man was very serious, looking at the back of Mr. Yi's head and said word by word—
Chapter completed!