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Chapter 292 The world is never short of gray so-called shortcuts(1/2)

Oh, why did you look away? It's very uneasy!

Yi Ruchang widened his eyes.

After all, there was no effect, so the owner couldn't tell what kind of decorative talisman this was.

Because the things are long, they are quite big after being put together by Liu Sanbai a few times. It would be fine if the five of them squeezed in. They should probably be very careful when going out sideways.

Fortunately, this large shell is just a virtual appearance and is not a physical one, otherwise the house must be demolished before it can be entered. It can be said that there are all things that can be considered.

Yi Ruchang glanced at Liu Sanbai half-believingly, after all, he couldn't find anything wrong with this thing for the time being.

"By the way!" Professor Liu suddenly slapped his palm.

After all, it was his own invention. Liu Sanbai thought about all the flight matters and added one thing specifically: "But one thing you have to remember: this thing will be useless once and you can't rest halfway."

This is naturally. The effects of talismans and other things are limited by time, so it will naturally be useless at that time.

"Oh..." But for some reason, Yiruyan agreed and reluctantly made it difficult.

Everyone looked at each other, and when they were strange, they heard a crisp click.

I didn't understand it very much at first, and with the sound of chewing behind me, everyone lowered their heads.

Sure enough, the black and white Xiaocai was holding the pole and chewing it very crisply.

Although it seemed a bit strange, due to the panda's respect for bamboo, it still ate it unswervingly and planned to take a second bite.

No, no! Mo Li quickly stepped forward and hugged Xiao Cai, "Calm down, Mr. Cai! This is pulled out of the toilet!"

After saying that, he regretted it a little, and looked back quietly—

Sure enough, Liu Sanbai's face looked ugly and seemed to have been constipated for a whole week.

It was so heavy. Mo Li almost couldn't hold him over. Xiao Cai's weight was not enough.

Uncle Cai was hugged, looked back speechlessly at Mo Li, then slowly turned around, stood up casually, and threw away the broken pole.

Faced with the missing tooth marks on his finished product and the disgusting expression of the owner of the tooth mark, Liu Sanbai's face was unusually ugly.

"Ahem, if it weren't for you as a national treasure..." Liu Sanbai explained Xiao Cai's hostility with a slightly threatening smile that was so fake that he could not be fake.

In response to this, the National Treasure Lord just shrugged easily and continued its great career in eating bamboo shoots.

In fact, after a little bit of this invention, compared with its unreliable appearance, there is really a lot of content. You should rest assured.

In order to prepare for the start, Yi Ruchang pinched the soil in the mountain and sea altar, slowly pinched it into the shape of his hand, fixed it on his fingers, waited for a while, and when it quickly turned into the shape of his fingers, he moved his fingers again.

Well, it's back as usual.

The owner of the shop told the children to bring all the luggage they wanted to bring and prepare for the departure.

All that remains is transportation. Although the tools are poor, at least there are still some.

But considering the actual flight problem, Yi Ruchang still touched his chin with some concern and asked the inventor, saying, "The last question: Is this... bumpy?"

After Liu Sanbai's face stiffened for a second, he quickly touched his chin like a mirror.

"This seems to have not been verified..."

“…”

“…”

Two men looked at each other subtly.

Ten minutes later, above Wuhou District.

"Ah, it's so disgusting... Woo!"

"Sir, you must hold it back. Actually, it's not too bumpy. Let's see, God is so tall that he's going to die!"

"Xiao Cai, you are stepping on my feet!"

“…”

"Hey, can you stop touching Ningning!"

"Why do I think the more I look at it, the more I think this looks like a large coffin, and it is called Merry. I think he is the "Wuli".

Wait, let me see if there are words outside, this is called Sheng... Don’t touch me, stop me!!”

"I would rather not move, feed my face!"

"Oh, uncle master, don't... no... help..."

Two adults, two children, and a panda, were crowded in an UFO, like crowding the subway morning rush hour.

There is also an invisible spell, so ordinary people cannot see them at all, only the questionable "decorative shell".

So, the people holding the telescope and various photography equipment could see the almost flash of red titles, shaking up and down, left and right!

"Mom, what's it written on it."

On the ground, a girl looked up and naively asked her mother next to her.

The mother pointed to the slogan and said seriously to the child, saying—

“'Treatment of children is a family business and a woman’.”

“So high.”

"yes."

Both of them almost fell off their hats.

I think about the shell of which plane it is, but I always think it is wrong. This plane doesn’t carry such a big one. Almost all the planes I see are as big as one light spot.

The key seems to be very fast, almost flashing by, even better than an airplane.

"This big red title is quite conspicuous. The motherland is really amazing!" Mom applauded.

"Yeah!" The child also applauded excitedly.

What is this called? If the slogan is right, people will tremble when they see it, or they will still have their own trembling!

Not only the mother and daughter, but also the people in the streets and alleys applauded, praising the publicity for being both novel and efficient.

Within half an hour, Weiwang Headlines ranked first, and there is no doubt that this news:

The country that is amazing! The country of Wo has upgraded its propaganda methods, and the radar shows that UFOs with shapes resemble coffins are set off from the southwest at the speed of the fastest missile in modern times, heading towards...

This proud and confusing news will spread rapidly around the world.

As for the owner of the invention, Liu Sanbai, he still seems to be unsatisfied.

Others looked up at the sky and sighed. They concluded: "There are still a little bumpy. It seems that they will have to do a talisman to resist bumpy next time."

Which one is better to use?

Well, just take a winter vacation time to think about it!

He nodded with self-affirmation.

At the same time, Shang Huaijin, who was also elsewhere in Shu, looked up at the sky and sneeze.

After rubbing his nose, Shang Huaijin looked at the wrinkled application form in his hand, which contained Liu Sanbai's name.

"Fee Schedule for Special Application for Promotional Slogans for College Teachers and Students"

He looked at the purpose column.

Purpose: Promotion

Form: Based on hot air balloons, pollution-free publicity.

Mr. Shang nodded with satisfaction.

After bounced the paper, he said complacently: "Brother Sanbai, you see, I'd better say that this funding must not be counted as 'research funding', otherwise you will not know how much you apply for throughout the year? But the cost of promotional slogans is different.

The more you use this item, the more you broadcast it every year.”

Seeing that this effect is pretty good, Professor Shang stroked his beard with satisfaction, and the amount of application for this part of the next year can be roughly increased a lot.

"Haha, the system."

Professor Shang shook his head, smiled sarcastically, and put the folders into this year's expenses, and did something else.

At the same time, at the door of the professor's office, the junior who was planning to apply for research fees was worried about himself!

Wow, so we are both professors, and they are always doing important work. The degree of thick black is so strong that people can’t help but feel respectful. Let me go to a certain ten books and successfully study the thick black!

When I brushed the brush, the junior tore the table in his hand without hesitation.

Xuwushan Miaoran Temple.

You can see UFOs approaching from afar, but the closer you get, the more you get, the more severe the bumps.

The originally peaceful afternoon in the temple was broken by the noise of children.

The little shaman holding the telescope found Huifan holding the firewood and said anxiously: "Senior brother, what should I do? It seems that there are firecrackers approaching."

"What are you doing when you're okay with holding a telescope..." Huifan frowned.

"No, I'm not peeking." The little shaman hurriedly hid the telescope behind him.
To be continued...
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