Chapter 303 Going out, can you point your face?(1/2)
"What are you talking about at a young age..."
Yi Ruchang's eyes widened, rolled up his sleeves and stood up, vowing to teach this little girl a lesson. It's okay if the children at home are not educated, but they will suffer if they go out!
Oh, wait, who is the child of her family? I am so excited, and I didn't give birth to it myself.
Ah, don't care!
I was too lazy to think about it. Anyway, she was in the store, so I taught her a lesson for her smuggled daddy. Yi Ruchang snorted coldly and continued to roll up her sleeves.
Ning Ning pulled firewood from under her butt and threw it in.
Only then did he notice that Ning had thrown away all the fine firewood, which seemed to have been chopped, but at her hand, there were mostly round and thick firewood that was so high that she had been built beside her.
"What kind of firewood is this and its packaging?" Yi Ruchang was surprised.
I don't know why, but he picked up the firewood curiously. It was so dark that it couldn't see clearly. The flames made people's eyes hurt, and he was too lazy to see it.
Kechai held it in his hand and weighed it. He couldn't help but frown: "And why is it so heavy? Where did you come from?"
Ning Ning whispered and said in a direction: "Here, the room next to it is there."
She was too lazy to move, after all, she was busy. She wiped her hands on her pants, and Ningning continued to take out the rabbit meat from the peppers, and started to squeeze.
As for the firewood, she thought about it for a while and used the red paper on it when it was used to ignite it. It was so thoughtful, but there was still a little firewood here for the time being, so she couldn't use the new firewood she specially brought from the storage room next to her.
Ning Ning was dissatisfied with Yi Ruchang's "lucky food and lazy food": "You can add firewood!"
She murmured: "Why do a big man always ask me to work, I'm exhausted. Be careful not to extinguish the fire. Oh, you touched the ashes in my hand, and I'm still holding a rabbit."
This tone was simply broken by Youyou. No, it seems that Ningning used to be like this, but she has always preserved her bully physique before, ignoring talkative and petty matters.
Yi Ruchang gritted his teeth and gently put the firewood that he had reached into the air because of tidying up and back to the stove. He smiled and said without a smile: "It's OK, that's it, sister!"
"You're welcome, but Uncle Master respects you more after all. I hope you can also learn to respect women. Hesitate..." While raising his eyebrows very proudly, Ningning looked at the attitude of educating you as an honor.
“…”
Yi Ruchang felt that it would be better for him to eat silently rabbits at this moment. After all, hunger is fatal. If it weren't for the fact that he came out to find food at night, he wouldn't have met Ningning, who happened to add a meal to him here, and had such a meal.
While eating, Ningning started talking again. She smacked her lips and said, "I think I've gained weight recently, and I'm just eating a little vegetarian food."
Fuck! This is a hundred kilograms of spicy rabbit diced.
Yi Ruchang didn't say anything, rolled her eyes wide, turned her head, and saw her golden duck bag open on the stove. If nothing unexpected happened, the heavy rabbit meat was covered with rabbit meat.
No wonder when she went up the mountain, no one could touch her bag, which made her protect her very well. She thought she had become considerate and did not let the little monk or Lizi take her luggage for her.
It turned out to be just for food protection.
"Don't rabbits eat vegetarian food? It's like I'm vegetarian too." Ning Ning rolled her big eyes and said lies casually.
I almost didn't sit in this little stool, and Yiru Changsheng calmed himself, only his nostrils opened.
What can he do when facing such a shameless girl? He can only emphasize in a deep voice again: "Can you have some face when you go out?"
"I don't want my face, rabbit face is more important."
After saying that, Ning Ning seemed very sad, hugged the rabbit meat and sighed,
“Since I knew I didn’t grow from a banana tree, I couldn’t face myself, I could only eat something
Someone wants to vent his anger. What other face does it take? When I say this, I can't help but... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
After chanting her lines with a very soulless look, she spit out half of her mouth with a normal expression.
Pooh!
After taking half of the mouth, Yi Ruchang took out half a peppercorn from his mouth, and spitting on the pieces while disgusting: "I said you have put too many peppercorns."
"Some of them are good to eat." The girl was naturally perfunctory.
Maybe because she was shook by sparks in the dark night, she rubbed her eyes casually.
But I forgot the current situation in my hand, and immediately turned my eyes into pepper and scented. Even Ning Ning reacted and screamed in pain: "Ah! My dog eyes!!"
Yi Ruchang was too lazy to watch, so he took Xiaomao and took two steps back.
He leaned on the pile of firewood with a smile and shook his head, saying, "I think I'll eat something else, let's learn a lesson! Remember, under any circumstances, don't rub your eyes after touching the food of the Bashu people."
Waving the rabbit's head in his hand, it seemed as if he was waving a huge short whip. Yi Ruchang smiled and continued to chew meat in the light of the bonfire.
You said that the kitchen is amazing. After he came, he looked through it and found that he had no stutter. He didn't know how to solve the problem of food tomorrow morning and the temple.
After a while, the girl finally got better. Just as she returned to the food in her hands with tears and pain, within two minutes, footsteps came from outside.
After hearing it, Yi Ruchang didn't care.
"Uncle Master, what are you doing here so late?" The person who spoke was not someone else, but the little monk Huiyun.
It was midnight that he couldn't sleep well because of his stomach reaction. When he got up, he listened to Ningning's voice and the smell of meat that he didn't realize, and found the here.
Huiyun walked in with a candle, raised her hand and looked at Ningning beside the stove.
"So Mr. Yi is here too." He rubbed his eyes with some energy, but still forced to say hello.
It was indeed that child. Ning Ning was too lazy to pay attention to it, so she nodded.
"Uncle Master...ah!" Huiyun had just called Uncle Master Master. Before she could ask what you were eating, she could see clearly what food was eating on her hands.
Then, isn't that half a head? It's clear in shape and even the taste is meaty, so it's clearly...
"rabbit……"
Huiyun's hands trembled, and she couldn't even hold the candle and landed directly on the ground. She rolled down twice and finally extinguished her hunger at the owner's feet.
Seeing that Ningning was very addicted to gnawing on the rabbit's head in her hand, the little monk's face immediately went aside. He couldn't help it anymore, and he knelt down and covered his mouth.
I felt a little blocked in my throat and felt a sour water gushing upwards in my stomach.
"Come on?" Ning Ning greeted the child and shook the rabbit's head in his hand.
Huiyun could no longer hold it back, and tears fell down her face.
It was easy to be common, and knew that a child was about to howl. He was very prescient in choosing to suck his fingers first, then calmly covered his ears and opened his mouth.
"No! Uncle Master... You are so bad, I will never like you again!"
Huiyun suddenly let go of her mouth and screamed at Ningning.
I don’t know how this child’s voice could make such a big decibel. If it weren’t for covering his ears, Yi Ruchang felt that he would be sieve by the sound waves.
Even more annoying, Yi Ruchang only felt saliva all over half of his face, and I don’t know if there was another splattering into his mouth.
Fortunately, he blocked his ears in advance, otherwise he would have water in his ears.
The owner of the shop couldn't help but secretly praised himself, his wit!
Huiyun on the other side vented, but did not improve at all. His face suddenly turned pale and he covered his mouth and turned around.
He rushed out.
A long sound.
"vomit……"
Seeing this, Ning Ning turned her head and couldn't touch her head, and said disgusted: "What's wrong with him? Are you pregnant?"
What's wrong with him, don't you count the pen? Yi Ruchang looked down at the rabbit's head in her hand and replied casually: "It's time for youth rebellion."
“…”
I was too lazy to delve into Yiruyan's meaning, Ningning just shook her head: "What if I don't care, I went to the canteen to take a look at it in the evening. Haha, no one can eat any meat in the canteen.
Thanks to my departure, Sister Heze asked me to pack rabbit meat for me to save my dog's life!”
Yi Ruchang squinted his eyes and listened to the little monk Huiyun outside the window crying while covering his mouth and crying, while running away, not knowing where to go.
On the other side, the direction the monk was going was just in the direction of the inner room, and he felt even more wronged.
Huiyun rushed to the door of the abbot's Zen room, slammed the door, and cried loudly, "Old abbot! Woooo! Woooooo, Uncle Master is such a person. Why should I have a living life!"
It was late at night, and the temple was empty. His screams were so shrill that those who didn't know thought that the old abbot taught the monks in the middle of the night and beat Huiyun to scream.
For reputation and peace, the abbot rubbed his numb legs and hurriedly put the book with the word "Ha" aside, and strode to the door to open the door for the little monk Huiyun.
He brought Huiyun, who was crying and plunged into his arms to the candle. He asked kindly, "What's wrong?"
"Niu Niu, wow..."
After crying for a while, he barely looked up. When he was about to explain the very cruel scene he had just seen in the kitchen, his eyes swayed and he saw the big belly rabbit running out from behind the abbot.
The appearance, the belly, and a small gap in the ears—
Hey, isn't that his Niu Niu?
Seeing that he saw it, the abbot shook his head, picked up the rabbit and stuffed it into Huiyun's arms, and taught him a lesson: "How many times have you said this rabbit, if you want to raise it, it is not convenient to put it in the temple, and it is not easy for your uncles to know about it.
You brought it back..."
The abbot looked at the part of his chest that was wet by the saliva spitting on his mouth. So, I have to change my clothes tomorrow.
He shook his head.
Huiyun hugged the chubby, living Niu Niu in her hand, and was stunned.
To be continued...