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Chapter 3 Tribute is for eating

The mobile phone video was an interception from the surveillance video of Mr. Hou’s home, and the time was shown at 3 a.m. the day before yesterday.

The surveillance is aimed at the altar table where the rankings are enshrined.

In addition to the rows, every space on the table is filled with fresh seasonal fruits, especially a sheep's head and a cow's head in the middle, which are quite big.

As for the two plates on the left and right, they should be roast chicken.

After waiting for two seconds, the lens finally changed, and I saw——

In the video, a black shadow quickly flashes across from the left to the back. The speed is so fast that even the outline is unclear, not to mention the details.

Yi rubbed her eyes as usual.

When I opened my eyes again, the six large plates of seasonal fruits on the table in the video were all gone.

However, the video continued. In the blink of an eye, the black shadow flashed from right to left, and the two chickens on the table were gone.

The video ends here.

Yi Ruchang raised his head: "Do you want me to fight the demon spirits for you?"

Xiao Tang silently took out his mobile phone: "You can still call this by yourself."

Hou Luoshu grabbed it and said, "He is sarcastic, don't you understand? Master, what I mean is, except for this video, the twelve surveillance cameras in my house captured nothing."

Holding his head high. With this sentence, he waited for Yi Ruchang to overturn his own remarks.

Yi Ruchang didn't seem to hear. He lowered his head and muttered a few words: "I guess he really likes to eat those. I don't like to chew the head. You said there is no meat on it, and it is even more chewable when it is dried."

Not moving.

Yeah, that’s right, I’m a god and I won’t eat that either.”

Xiao Tang's ears twitched and he came closer: "You are talking about 'god'?"

"Hey, did I say that?" He pushed Xiao Tang's face away.

He happily took Hou Luoshu's hand. He patted the latter until the back of his hand was red. Finally he said: "Good luck, good luck. You are lucky!"

"It's okay. You are indeed an expert!" Xiao Tang clapped with relief.

This is a magic stick, it can be defined as a magic stick! Mr. Hou was shouting in his heart, but he didn't say anything.

Turning his head, he glanced at Xiao Tang with a "smile", and Xiao Tang immediately backed away.

After adjusting his emotions a little, Mr. Hou smiled again: "I just missed writing the word 'bad' on my face.

Whenever someone sees my face covered with dark circles, my brows furrowed into a Sichuan shape, and my mouth turned up to my chin, they wouldn't say I'm lucky.

This is obviously a monster!"

There was nothing to talk about with the magic stick, so he lifted Yi Ruchang's hand away, stood up and wanted to leave.

When the word "monster" came out of his mouth, Yi Ruchang frowned slightly.

But soon, he interrupted again: "It's not food for anyone. Can you bear to watch things gradually go bad?!"

Suddenly being questioned on a different track, Hou Luoshu was stunned for a moment: "This... is beyond the scope..."

Xiao Tang kept nodding his head: "Yes, it would be bad if it was wasted, and the ancestors would not want to see it."

Putting his hands back in his pockets, Yi Ruchang raised his head and grabbed Xiao Tang, laughing.

"Yes, kid, you are right. You see, giving food to the person on the spiritual tablet does not mean asking him to take the food away.

Now that you have been taken away, that means the gods have accepted your offering!"

Hearing this, Xiao Tang nodded suddenly: "Yes, Mr. Hou, you are blessed!"

The two nodded and gave each other a thumbs up.

Mr. Hou immediately covered Xiao Tang's mouth: "I pay you just so you can complain about me!"

It's not that Hou Luoshu couldn't detect the perfunctory and interruption in the other party's tone.

Bringing the topic back, he said to Yi Ruchang: "No, this is a monster!"

Yi Ruchang's brows tightened.

"Hey, I think you are a good person so I want to say a few words to you. As a good person, you should always pay attention to civilized language."

Is this the time to issue "good guy cards"? Hou Luoshu raised his forehead and felt powerless.

As a considerate shopkeeper, Yi Ruchang also kindly offered a "comfort": "Just treat this as a virgin and give you a blessing."

Virgin? Hey, why did Lao Liu recommend such a magic stick to me? Yes, I was too dizzy to really believe that there would be any ghosts. But if it is not a ghost, how about reconciliation? This magic stick must not be able to do anything for me.

I answered, hey, what should I do?

Hou Luoshu shook his head and planned to leave just like that.

Regardless of the other party's disappointment, Yi Ruuchang called it a day, rubbed his fingers, and spread out his white palms: "Okay, I'm done, believe it or not!

Bring it!"

This means asking for money.

"you!"

Does this bastard actually have the nerve to ask for money? He usually doesn't curse, and he doesn't know any curse words at the moment. He can only say: "You..."

Yi Ruchang didn't give up yet and smiled: "You said I have a clever plan? You're right."

He hooked his fingers again, but his palms were still spread out.

Mr. Hou simply ignored him, stood up and left, but Yi Ruchang grabbed his clothes.

The latter was anxious: "You..."

Yi Ruchang laughed again and shook his head: "You said it would be like recreating my parents? You're welcome."

"You...why do you say that! You can't even tell me that I've been unlucky recently, so you think I'm here in vain today. Xiao Tang, the car is here, let's go."

Hou Luoshu called Xiao Tang and was about to leave.

Unexpectedly, Yi Ruchang suddenly stopped staying and waved his hand.

The two of them were confused, but they still walked away neatly.

Luoshu was so angry that he didn't want to talk all the way. Before he got home, he habitually wanted to call his lover and ask her what to eat.

Not wanting to touch it, Hou Luoshu thought badly: Why is the phone missing?

Looking up, Mrs. Hou was already standing at the door with her arms akimbo.

Heaven, I don’t know the suffering now...

The next afternoon, Mr. Hou finally returned home after completing the examination with his wife, no matter how much he lost.

While his wife was resting, Mr. Hou finally took the time to call Xiao Tang and told him to get his cell phone back.

Xiao Tang recalled it and suddenly realized: Yes, when he was leaving, he saw Yi Ruchang touching Mr. Hou's pocket!

Why is the master a thief!

Mr. Hou immediately asked Xiao Tang to notify a friend he knew, said "hello", and made arrangements. When Xiao Tang and Yi Ruchang were entangled, he would take him down and teach the magician a lesson.

Xiao Tang hurried to Yi Ruchang's store. Unexpectedly, he smiled when he got out of the car, and even said hello slowly when he had time: "Hey, you just came? I asked why it's so late today."

"Master, please bring your cell phone."

Yi Ruchang held his head up and didn't bother to argue. He lowered his head and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

When I turned it over and looked at it, I saw that there was still soil on it. When I fiddled with it, the top fell down.

"What on earth did you do with Mr.'s cell phone?"

Xiao Tang quickly patted all the dirt off, but as expected, his hands were all red from the pricks.

"Tsk, tsk, it seems that the thimble set works." Yi Ruchang shook his head, luckily he didn't touch it.

He took his cell phone and left. The car was unlocked. Xiao Tang took two steps out and reached out to open the door.

Before leaving, he turned around and breathed: "Sir, it's better not to be a liar and just accept it as soon as you see fit."

Hearing this, Yi Ruchang smiled instead of being angry. He lowered his head and fiddled with a few broken pencil ends in front of him. Finally, he said lightly: "But I bet you will suffer a bloody disaster today, so what?"

"Sir, if you don't leave, you will suffer a bloody disaster." He shook his head and was about to leave.

"Hey, don't believe it, I'll give you the price of friendship." Yi Ruchang raised his index finger at him and smiled so hard that he deserved to be beaten.

"Thank you for trusting you so much..."

Xiao Tang shook his head and turned on his cell phone. As long as he made a call, the police lurking around him would come out immediately.

If you want to say that the magic stick is Yi Ruchang, oh oh no, it's the shop owner Yi Ruchang. After hearing what he said, he still wasn't angry and glanced at Xiao Tang's right side with squinted eyes.

This time, he was even happier.
Chapter completed!
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