Chapter 323 I can't remember what caused the bloody case(1/2)
Seeing the patient on the kang still moving, Huiyun and Huifan couldn't help but sigh, and at the same time, they gave a thumbs up and said: It's amazing, I still want to get complaints now, it's not a loss that the two yuan store's complaints are responsible!
Well deserved it!
Even Xiao Cai, who was lying on the kang, took a deep breath, opened her eyes and looked at him.
Seeing that he still knows the complaints, he knows that there is nothing wrong with it.
“…”
Nodding at him, Xiao Cai continued her long and endless long-bearing career.
Of course, Yi Ruchang shook with a little disappointed: "You must know that you must learn to provide timely feedback for this type of job! The jokes that miss the opportunity are awkward!
If this is not possible, the jokes that were complained about so long ago were just like Mr. Hawking only learned to respect mechanical sounds after his death. It was inappropriate."
"Are you sure the mechanical sound is the key?" Ning Ning tilted her head and asked.
"Is the old man who sells turkey?" Because Yi Ruchang's accent was too heavy, Huiyun was also confused about this and interrupted and asked.
Yi Ruchang patted his chest in front of the two children with confidence and said, "The old man's mechanical sound is the best! Don't ask."
Huifan only felt that these words were full of headaches. He sighed softly and said, "Where are you going?"
Of course, these are all very small things.
The owner looked at the weak Lizi on the kang very seriously. After thinking about it, he said unfortunately: "Oh, this Lizi is really crazy and has no good use. Why don't we take him..."
Several people immediately cast a surprise look.
So he felt that it was only a moment of existence, and the four of them immediately began to continue their endless interruption career.
He also talked about how to awaken a person safely and accurately, and what is the key to treating him...
In short, everything related to him perfectly suppressed Lizi's call into noise.
Everyone thoughtfully used even greater noise to completely cover up the sound of his waking up.
It’s great. It’s true that you can only use another noise to cover up one noise!
"that……"
Huifan, a passionate young man, naturally couldn't stand it. He clapped his hands righteously to attract everyone's attention.
It happened that no one spoke in a gap, and everyone looked at him at the same time.
He was temporarily attentive and immediately raised his chest, coughed, took out the long-windedness he persuaded the abbot to start talking and talking.
What I said first: I don’t know how many days ago the tofu was made, what would be food incompatible? Who knows if the disease is coming together?
After he probably didn't know if there were any scientific principles or many nonsense explanations about the rumor-refuted principles, Huifan reached the conclusion in a long-winded manner.
"…So I said, don't give him bad tofu."
“…”
Even Huiyun disliked him for being nagging. He held his forehead and said helplessly: "Brother! Can you be more concise!"
Ning Ning was still quick-talking and was the first to complain.
She said frankly: "Too much nonsense!"
Yi Ruchang immediately curled his lips. He whispered, and he whispered to her: "Hey, swear words!"
Turning his head, the bully girl doesn't care about these subtitles.
"Tsk, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you!"
She always had faster hands than her mouth, and if she continued to argue with these three sissies, the rotten tofu became cold.
Even the chopsticks were given up, and he held Xiao Lizi's pointed chin with one hand, and held it down with his fingers. Xiao Lizi's mouth opened.
Ningning grabbed the tofu directly with his other hand and stuffed it into Xiao Lizi's mouth.
Easy to use. Very easy to use.
"Woo...no, woo..."
After a slight groan of pain that could be ignored, the only sound of struggle disappeared, and Lizi completely lay down.
Come on.
Poor Lizi woke up less than a minute and was offline again.
Ningning Ben
She was planning to clap her hands with satisfaction, and she seemed to hear something, and she frowned slightly.
Touching her little chin, she recalled the strange sound just now and murmured to herself: "Did you hear him say no?"
Hey, that's so possible! Haha, illusion, it must be an illusion.
After thinking for a while, Ningning still completed the movement of clapping her hands with great satisfaction.
This is the result.
Of course the result was also very obvious. Lizi continued to test back and forth on the verge of death trembling and spitting white foam.
In the next ten minutes, several people tried all the ways to awaken a person they could think of.
If you prick your fingers, your hands are covered with blood! The result is that you will lose too much blood and faint.
The powerful Ercon style call, and soon a neighbor came over to complain whether your building could be kept quiet. Getting complaints from neighbors reduces favorability and a critical hit.
Pikachu-style powerful electric shock! Aim at the heart, 3 times per second, 2200 volts of powerful clicks each time.
As a result, Xiao Lizi started talking nonsense, as if she had already recalled that she shouldn't have peed into the second uncle's prickly pear sweet wine, which made the second uncle think that he had added too much sugar.
Finally, the charcoal-burning Lizi was freshly released.
Finally, in the last powerful electric shock, Moli sat up, with Venus in his head, but miraculously, he really didn't faint.
He could still shout: "Please, can I let me die quietly?"
Now Xiao Lizi has superman strong willpower. In order to stop suffering from his body, he must open his Tongling eyes and see clearly the group of demons and monsters around him who are still covering his mouth and laughing secretly!
"Wake up, haha! Ordinary man, open your eyes and see the power of this shop owner - I said I would definitely use electric shocks and you don't believe it." Yi Ruchang was fine, put down his hand covering his mouth, then patted Ningning's head and said.
Ning Ning rolled her eyes and opened her mouth to bite his hand. Fortunately, she was always able to hide quickly.
Temptingly, Huifan Seng hopes that everyone will be more awake: "I think it doesn't seem to be because the electric shock is effective... I think Brother Mo Li is because of the unbearable weight of life."
However, it has proved that it is very difficult and naive to quickly cool them down in the midst of the crowd's fanaticism.
"Hey, we are so tired that we are sweating all over to wake you up. It seems that our hard work pays off, so you don't have to say you are grateful." Yi Ruchang sat on the kang and said with his feet raised.
"Hey, thank you, I still have to say it. Come on, my golden beans." Ningning spread her hands and asked Moli for her salary.
"When did you agree to the golden beans?" Roasted chicken sighed and felt that it really smelled of burnt in her mouth. Mo Li laughed and cried, and she really wanted to cry.
In response to Mo Li's resistance, Ning Ning naturally stretched out his iron fist and exerted his power.
"Are you going to be beaten?"
"Uncle Master, don't want it." Huifan hurriedly went up and grabbed it.
Huiyun next to him couldn't help but laughed.
Huifan shook his head, it was over, and his younger brother was completely ruined by this group of people.
Yi Ru often clapped his hands, brushed away his merits and fame, and said, "No way, you don't bother us. Just refine something for yourself and eat it. Look at your face, your muscles are charred and your face is as if you have suffered some sin."
"It's obvious who attacked me, sir!"
Mo Li was powerless to make trouble with them anymore, and he was really lying aside weakly.
Fortunately, Huiyun and Huifan helped him and let him not fall into trouble.
Mo Li finally recovered a little more easily. Although he still felt heavy in his body, he had a lot of consciousness back. He thought slowly in his heart and felt that he was: Since he had learned the knowledge of secrets, he could try it.
But in fact, he had never refined any medicinal herbs, no surprise, no utensils, nor had raw materials at will. These are the three difficulties.
It was not until Xiao Lizi finally thought of something that his eyes turned and suddenly his tone was very calm.
“Yes, I can find medicinal materials to cure me
sick--"
"Yes, you can go to find this kind of old forest." Yi Ruchang didn't notice his tone and pointed in the direction of the forest with a "kind intention" and added, "Okay, I'm really tired to rest to save you today. You can go and collect herbs by yourself."
Put your fingers away, and then leave as usual.
Not that easy!
Mo Li smiled with a pursed lips and opened the barrier to block Yi Ruchang's way. He didn't know where he got the strength and reached out to hold his back collar!
"No one can leave!"
"I'm being pulled, stupid!" Ning Ning, who was watching the battle, covered her stomach and laughed so hard that she leaned back and forth, and was so happy.
Anyway, it wasn't her trouble. She greeted Xiaocai and was about to escape.
But I said that, how easy is it!
Yi Ruchang narrowed his eyes slightly and hit it out with a snap of his fingers. The bamboo shoots scattered in Xiaocai's pocket suddenly grew wildly into bamboo without control, curling and interlacing into fences, blocking Ningning's way out.
To be continued...