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Chapter 77 The god of the jar has to sleep at three o'clock

In the darkness, Yi Ruchang turned sideways and smacked his lips.

Forget it, forget it, just hold it in for a while.

Judging from the weather outside, it's definitely not morning yet. It feels liberating to get up now. What if I can't fall asleep after lying down for a while?

Turning over, Yi Ruchang's eyes opened wide unknowingly.

I'm going, I can't sleep anymore.

Oh no, my bladder is going to explode!

What to do, get up or not...

If I get up, I have to walk a full 15 steps from here to the bathroom. What if I bruise my delicate and fragile calf bones in this area? Besides, it's so dark now and I'm a single man. Who wants to keep doing this all the time?

What should I do if I use an infrared night vision telescope to peek at my handsome pajamas and beautiful body through the crack in the window that I accidentally leaked out?

What if you are threatened?

God, why is my life so miserable!

"No, I have to check the window..."

At this time, I guess Mo Li would complain like this: You got up just to check the window. Have you ever thought that this is very sorry for your bladder!

Ignoring the voice that was not the original voice in his heart, Yi Ruchang was about to sit up when suddenly he heard Xixi's voice coming from the direction of the sofa.

Huh? Lei Lei woke up too, oh, maybe Lei Lei also wanted to go to the bathroom.

Forget it, I'll let him go first.

After a while, Yi Ruchang felt a little dazed, as if he was about to fall asleep again.

It's really strange. It doesn't seem to be so easy to fall asleep so quickly after waking up in the middle of the night. Maybe it's because I ate a lot tonight.

It’s also Lei Lei’s fault. I suddenly went to Ito in the evening and bought a lot of seafood. It was very expensive and looked so beautiful. If I don’t work hard to finish this meal, I won’t be able to finish the second meal.

Have you eaten?

So the three of us steamed whole lobsters in a steamer, grilled scallops and oysters with garlic, and tuna sashimi. Our mouths were full of oil. That stinky Ningning actually took away most of my half.

Lobster. Oh, especially the spiced crayfish made by Lei Lei. Although the taste is a bit stronger, it is very addictive to eat.

There was another blurry moment, and Yi Ruchang's eyelids opened and closed. Thinking that it was almost time and Lei Lei should go back to sleep, he rubbed his eyes and sat up.

Instinctively, I looked towards the only light source in the house.

Seeing this, he was stunned for a moment.

"Hey Lei Lei, what are you doing here?"

Through a ray of light leaking from the crack in the window, Yi Ruchang could vaguely see: someone was squatting there, holding a jar in his hand. When he saw someone coming, he raised his head and smiled at Yi Ruchang.

"Brother Chang, let me clean this jar for you." Xu Lei's answer was very calm and sober.

Taking advantage of the dim light, Yi Ruchang looked at Xu Lei: This boy is not wearing pajamas. Well, the ritual of wiping the jar is quite full.

He scratched the head of the chicken coop and said in a bored tone: "Leilei, what time is it now?"

Xu Lei took out his cell phone: "Let me see, it's three o'clock."

Yi Ruchang rolled his eyes. He wondered if the child was crazy, and sneered: "Oh, at three o'clock in the morning, you dressed up and cleaned my jar. How can you be so filial?"

Xu Lei shook his head, raised his finger and said seriously: "Of course, Brother Chang, how can the jar be bright without polishing it?"

Yi Ruchang sighed, looked at this ordinary jar, and said helplessly: "There won't be a mysterious altar god coming out to ask you if you have three wishes. Even if it is an altar god, it will go to sleep at three o'clock, right?

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Xu Lei smiled in a low voice: "What if it wakes up at night too. Brother, if you are sleepy, just go to sleep."

At this moment, Yi Ruchang felt that the bladder problem was not a big concern anymore, so he simply walked closer to him, looked down at Xu Lei, and smiled: "Leilei, your expression is so strange."

"Really? Brother Chang." Xu Lei touched his face.

"Yes. And why don't I clean all the collections in the house, but just clean this jar of mine that doesn't look valuable at all?" Yi Ruchang dragged a vat and sat down, making a show that I want to do it today.

The posture of theorizing with you.

Xu Lei replied very naturally: "Because Brother Chang, you cherish it very much."

"Oh, you can see it."

After Yi Ruchang finished these strange words, there was only silence in the air.

After a while, Xu Lei finally sighed and stood up, still holding the medium-sized jar in his hand.

Yi Ruchang looked down at his jar, took out the fruit mobile phone Xu Leixin bought for him, and said: "Let go, I will let you go back with your master, or I will call the police."

"My 'Master', huh, Brother Chang, you clearly know that our affairs are beyond the control of the police."

Just as the two were talking, a child's soft voice suddenly came from upstairs.

"I hate it...why is it so noisy all of a sudden at night..."

A desk lamp and a thermos cup were thrown down from the second floor!

One hit Yi Rushang.

One hit Xu Lei.

"It hurts—oh my lamp."

Xu Lei, who was hit by the thermos cup, was furious: "Damn you for breaking such a thing!"

"Leilei." Yi Ruchang rubbed his forehead and frowned, "Keep your mouth clean."

"I'm pretty tired of it."

From this moment on, Xu Lei's tone seemed to change. He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit it.

Ning Ning climbed on the railing and looked down, pinching her little nose in disgust.

"I'm afraid there are more. After all, you came all the way from Guangyuan to Wuhou District just to steal this."

Raising his head from the swirling smoke, Xu Lei spoke in a deep voice: "Brother Chang, don't embarrass me. It's hard to disobey a teacher's order."

Ning Ning stretched out her hand for a long time and finally turned on the light closest to her.

Then the light came on, and I could finally see clearly: I saw a long thread in Xu Lei's hand, with the jar wrapped around it on one side, and in the middle, his hand rolled three times, and then Ningning's thread was connected on the other side.

neck.

In the void, a piece of yellow paper was pasted on the line.

In fact, if you look closely, you will see that the thread is intermittent and does not exist at all, but because of the connection of mana, he can control it.

Yi Ruchang shook his head with some disappointment: He also said that he didn't learn any real skills from following that master. This is quite acceptable.

At this time, Ning Ning was trembling in pain because her throat was restrained.

"What..."

Yi Ruchang rolled her eyes at him: "Let her go, you want my things, what are you doing to involve this little girl?"

"It's hard to disobey a teacher's orders."

Repeater? You can only say these two sentences. Yi Ruchang casually threw the desk lamp aside and said: "What did my brother teach you in there? You can always choose your own life..."

"Shut up your stinky mouth. Do you have a choice? Why don't you kill me..."

Before Xu Lei finished speaking, Yi Ruchang's hand moved slightly, immediately jumped to Xu Lei's collar, and grabbed Xu Lei's neck.

His tone was solemn: "I told you not to say bad words, don't you understand?"

Xu Lei was in pain, but his hand did not let go of the rope. Instead, he shook the rope slightly. Ning Ning let out a soft cry, and her whole body trembled even more.

Ning Ning struggled and stretched out her hand towards Yi Ruchang in pain.

"save……"

"Oh, this one is wrapped around the other. If you don't let go, I won't let go. I guess I can hold on until tomorrow." Xu Lei struggled to get out of his throat that was choked by fate, no, Yi Ruchang.

In one sentence.

Yi Ruchang yawned loudly.

It's amazing that you can still talk so much even though your throat is stuck.

"Yes, you can make it to tomorrow, but my bladder won't allow it."

As he spoke, he suddenly turned to Ning Ning and said, "Oh, by the way, Ning Ning, remember if I stole another bag of snacks from you in the morning, have you found it now?"

As soon as Ning Ning heard the snacks, her eyes lit up again, and her eyes were full of accusations. She painfully struggled to utter a few words from Xu Lei's throat that was choked by fate, oh no, she was choked by Xu Lei: "Thief, what's the matter?"

I……"

Obviously, Xu Lei felt the dotted line in his hand tremble.

What's going on, that girl doll can actually break free from the trick my master gave me...

impossible!

As usual, Yi Ru raised his eyebrows playfully and further stimulated her: "Oh, that means we haven't found it yet... Little sister, do you want to know!"

"Give me back the snacks..."

Ning Ning stretched out her hand in pain, and Ning Ning's eyes almost popped out.

Haha, it's quite persistent - oh, isn't it quite scary? Your eyes are really going to pop out! Let me go, is it worth it for some snacks?

Afraid of being affected, Yi Ruchang hurriedly pointed to the jar in Xu Lei's hand, tossed the pot and said: "Here, the stuff is in that jar. If you want it, go get it yourself!"

As soon as he said these words, Xu Lei suddenly felt the thread in his hand tremble.
Chapter completed!
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