Yichuan's Tracking (Crossed Out) Diary of a Loved Nephew (1)

June 9, 2018 The weather was cloudy and rainy

I have been following my silly nephew Mo Li on and off for two weeks.

Just kidding, whoever said that I would send my nephew away means that I am really relieved.

Our Mo family has the last two seedlings. Can we give them to that chicken coop head to make blindly? Although he seems to be really capable, after all, I didn't make them with my own hands. Well, no, I didn't raise them with my own hands. I'm still worried.

I fed the 18-year-old young man in the rainy season with shit and urine, but it was okay if he was sold to others.

In the past two months, I have had cordial and friendly exchanges with him between uncle and nephew from time to time. I really don’t know if I don’t ask, and I am shocked when I ask.

Xiaolizi only started reading after being forced to do so by me. There was nothing going on in the store, so she just read, meditated, and so on when she had nothing to do...

How can this work! That chicken covetou actually dared to deceive us and didn't take out the magic weapon for my stupid nephew to practice. Then how did his inkstone grow and become so handsome like my second uncle?

Speaking of handsome, oops, I’ve been drinking less rice wine recently and I don’t feel as handsome as before. The wine those two little blue-eyed guys gave me last time was quite...

Oh no, I was distracted. I quickly got back to the topic.

So I decided to start following my eldest nephew in the past two weeks. If I have time, huh, it’s possible for me to teach the young man from the two dollar store a lesson!

The following is what I observed and recorded about my nephew’s practice that day.

Arrive at the store in the morning: Use a broken wooden stick to knock on the broken iron door at the entrance of the store, 300 times.

During this period, I was considered a lunatic three times, and was warned once by the police, who interrupted my activities.

After lunch: meditate for three hours and clean the whole store.

After dinner: I planned to meditate for three hours, but unfortunately, I fell asleep on the tenth minute.

Summary: Today is also a day of doing nothing.

…

Mo Yichuan calmly closed the small notebook and immediately threw it to the ground angrily.

"What the hell is this!"

"Oh..." After saying that, he quickly covered his mouth, put away his notebook and left in a hurry.

In the store, Yi Rucheng's ears twitched, and his eyes seemed to glance in the direction of Mo Yichuan unintentionally.

No, this doesn’t mean I’m not worried.

Yi Ruchang smiled and shook his head.

Just as I was thinking about it, a person came from the corner of the street and walked towards the door of the store. It was Ning Ning. As she walked, she threw a green stone in her hand, feeling a little dissatisfied.

When passing by Yi Ruchang, Yi Ruchang said casually: "If you pick up a rough stone somewhere, treat it as a treasure."

Ning Ning was not that angry at first, but after hearing what he said, she immediately frowned and threw the stone into the trash can.

Qi said: "After fighting with a monk holding a writing brush just now, he gave it to Ning Ning.

I don’t even want this broken stone to support the legs of my table.”

Ning Ning was already a little angry and felt that she had been cheated, but now she felt even more. Humph, that smelly monk even boasted that his stone was valuable, so he was obviously a scumbag!

Exactly, as soon as she entered the door, Yi Ruchang immediately went to fiddle with the garbage basket.

Ning Ning stopped when she heard the sound and turned around in confusion.

However, Yi Ru was sitting at the gate as usual, pretending to be asleep.

Ning Ning then turned around again and entered the back room, where she saw Mo Li taking a nap on the vat with his legs crossed.

Hey, this guy must be lazy again.

Without thinking, she grinned, planning a prank, slowly walked up to Mo Li on tiptoes, and screamed into his ear, "It's on fire!"

"ah!"

Mo Li was in pain and was immediately thrown away by the sound.

But then something unexpected happened.

Unexpectedly, he failed to cross his legs, lost his balance, and fell into the tank. He heard an extremely clear "click" sound. This time, Mo Li almost fainted from the pain.

Immediately, two words flashed in Mo Li's mind: It's over.

"Haha, I told you to desert. Just a little bit!"

Ning Ning didn't know his pain, she just felt like a small animal had fallen into a trap, and she happily stuck out her tongue at the "turtle in the urn", smiling like a silver bell.

But Mo Li in the tank didn't jump up and scold him like he usually did, or crawl out obediently. He just lowered his head and covered his arms without moving.

This surprised her.

After blinking, Ning Ning seemed to finally realize that something was wrong. When she looked down, Mo Li's head was covered with large beads of sweat, which were rolling down his forehead one by one.

"hiss……"

Seeing this, Ning Ning stretched out a cute little finger and poked Turtle's arm: "Is everything okay?"

"Don't! Ah..."

At this moment, Mo Li really spiraled upward.

At this time, Yi Ruchang finally walked in with a satisfied look on his waist. Seeing this, he was stunned for a moment, and then asked in a very worried tone: "You didn't break my tank, did you?"

But this tone is obviously different from his usual relaxed tone. How should I put it? He seems to be suppressing an emotion. It's not the kind that is about to burst out laughing, but, how should I put it, there is a sudden emotion in front of him.

Black feeling.

Soon, he shook his head, walked forward quickly, and stretched his head into the tank to check the condition of the turtle in the jar.

Seeing this, his brows furrowed slightly.

Immediately afterwards, Yi Ruchang quickly took off the wounded man's short sleeves from the other side, and finally took them out from his left arm. Yi Ruchang held Mo Li's arm and looked at the bone of his left elbow, which was almost stabbing.

Broken skin, bloody without blood.

The whole arm was swollen just by looking at it.

Yi Ruchang looked at Mo Li's slim body again and quickly ordered: "Ning Ning, give me chopsticks."

"Oh, right away."

Perhaps she felt that she was not very kind, so for the first time, Ning Ning did not refuse and took the things back obediently.

When he fell just now, Mo Li heard the sound of his bones dislocating, and then his mind was buzzing. At the same time, a heartbreaking pain spread from his arms to every corner of his body.

At this time, even the root of the tooth that I was clenching was numb with pain.

I could only lie down and let the sweat drip down my face, clenching my teeth and not making a sound, and I no longer had the energy to speak.

I still couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart: Hey, why don't you numb your brain? At least it won't hurt that much.

"It doesn't hurt?"

Yi Ruchang's low and bewitching voice sounded in his ears. He held his arms with his hands, one on the upper arm and one on the lower arm, as if to protect himself.

Mo Li heard the voice, but had no strength to answer. He could only grit his teeth and shake his head hard. Even the stone on his chest was wet with sweat and stuck to his neck.

"Then why don't you scream twice in pain, I won't laugh at you." Yi Ruchang's voice seemed a little funny, although there was no real laughter.

I want to scream too.

Mo Li raised his eyelids with difficulty to glance at him, opened his mouth obediently, and whispered: "It hurts..."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, a chopstick was pressed horizontally into his mouth without any reason, and then he heard a sound.

"Click!"

Yi Ruzhang made a mistake with both hands and made a clean move.

Mo Li's arm returned directly to its position.

Fortunately, Mo Li's nerves also returned to normal at the same time.

Yes, Mo Li fainted from the pain as soon as his eyes went dark.

When he woke up again, the two of them were arguing beside his tank.

"Does it really work if you apply this mud on him? Let me tell you, when the late-night bookstore next door applies mud, it requires monkey urine."

"I see that your little brain is full of urine from the monkey in your hometown!

If you look closely, the soil nourished by spiritual power in the Shanhaitan Altar has long since become a living creature, and eating it is basically the same as eating a low-level spiritual pet, and it is very precious!"

The shop owner rolled his eyes at Ning Ning, then pinched a handful of mud with distress, spitted some saliva and mixed it, and finally wrapped up the leaking piece of skin on his arm.

"Okay."

Then Yi Ruchang heard Xixi Suosuo's voice coming from behind.

Hey, wait a minute, I seem to have forgotten something.

Feeling bad, he looked back: Sure enough, Ning Ning secretly grabbed the dirt and put it in his mouth!

"Don't waste the three rivers of water and three mountains of mud that I finally collected, spit it out!!"
Chapter completed!