Chapter 2685 Dramatic!
"You" Chen Tian looked up and down at the soldier who looked not old but had a vulgar look in confusion. He called out a very contemptuous word "hum" from his nostrils and said contemptuously: "Hey, you guy said you are just a master of old street. Can you do something serious?"
"Hey, hero, don't underestimate me so much! No matter what, I am also a local snake who has been struggling in this area for many years. It's better than you, an outsider?" Guo Nu said immediately with a smile.
Chen Tian's nose moved, looking at Guo Nu's pug-like appearance, and asked with no confidence: "Old Street Master Nu, can you help me solve the problem of hiding?"
When Guo Nu heard that there was a show, he immediately began to brag, "Hero, don't talk about solving your hiding problem! Even if you eat, drink, defecate, gambling, and fire, there is nothing that I can't do with my old street..."
After a pause, Guo Nu said to Chen Tian with a smile, "But you have to spend a little money... Uh, although my old street Master Nu is loyal, but there is not much money in his pocket! Hero, you are a rich man from China, and I don't know the pain of our red mountain wathy!"
After saying that, Guo Nu lowered his head and let out a heavy breath, looking powerless.
"Hmph, dogs can't change and eat shit!" Chen Tian spat angrily in his heart, but then he thought that he really had no good choice now. He looked up at the brightly lit alley outside the alley, and there were many people shouting loudly, "Look for that Chinese spy quickly", "Where have you been hiding?", and for a moment he felt that there was no better way to do it.
Chen Tian pursed his lips and said to Guo Nu aloud: "Old Street Master, you can rest assured of this! As long as you do your best, I will not treat you badly!"
"If you want it, it's a hero," Guo Nu jumped up happily, "As long as you trust me, I will definitely not be wrong!"
"I hope so!" Chen Tian sighed.
Guo Nu smiled and took out a pack of mouthless crawling cigarettes from his pocket, took out a respectful and handed them to Chen Tian, while igniting Chen Tian and flatteringly said: "I saw it on TV. The hero is called Baliangjin, right? A good name, poetic and nice! I'll call you Boss Ba, don't you mind? Boss Ba, smoke a cigarette to relieve fatigue!"
"Talk the Lord!" After saying that, Chen Tian took the mouthless jam cigarette handed over by Guo Nu, and took a sip without thinking. Unexpectedly, he immediately "huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guo Nu said with a shy face: "Haha, isn't this the mouthless jam you bought for Xiaodi? The people here like heavy flavors, and Boss Ba may be a little unaccustomed to it! It's okay, you'll fall in love with it if you take a few more sips!"
"I poke, that's the one who loves this thing! If I weren't too tired, I wouldn't smoke!" After Chen Tian complained, he threw the mouthless crawl on the ground and stepped hard. He was about to discuss what to do next, Guo Nu's face suddenly changed!
"What's wrong..." Before Chen Tian could finish his words, Guo Nu, who was facing the alley, suddenly reached out and pushed Chen Tian suddenly, trying to push Chen Tian down!
Chen Tian was stunned and said angrily: "I poke, you, you are like a thin monkey, want to push me down. Are you thinking too much?"
But Guo Nu roared with a serious and serious look on his face: "Obe obedient! Boss Eight, hide first!"
Although Chen Tian didn't know Guo Nu's intention, he seemed to have some sudden situations, thinking, "I just depend on what tricks you came up with", then he took a step back and hid behind the electric pole in the corner of the wall. As soon as Chen Tian stood firm, he heard someone shouting at the entrance of the alley: "Who, is it that Chinese spy?"
Chen Tian was stunned for a moment, but at this moment, Guo Nu unbuttoned his trouser strap without saying a word, and directly "histed" at the telephone pole and urinated!
In an instant, an unpleasant smell filled Chen Tian's side, and the sourness was as good as you imagined!
Chen Tian immediately looked dark and cursed angrily: "Boy, if you wet my shoes, I will definitely kick your peeing tool!"
At this time, Guo Nu blinked and had a crooked mouth, and used an extremely exaggerated expression to indicate that Chen Tian should not act rashly. At this moment, another voice came from the entrance of the alley and resounded throughout the alley: "Who, get out quickly, or I will shoot!"
At this time, Guo Nu shouted "It's coming!" with great impatient voice, then slowly pulled the chain of his pants, then twisted his body swayingly, staring at his eyes and shouting, "Hehe, who is urging me there? I don't know if I'm the old street master? It makes me feel uneasy when I urinate. It's such a big dog!"
"I poke it, I can't tell that this thin monkey is such a drama genius!" Chen Tian, who had all seen all this, couldn't help but praise.
Guo Nu was still talking nonstop, and he ran over "shoulder", "shoulder", and raised his hand without saying a word, and slapped Guo Nu heavily in the face!
The slap was very fierce. Guo Nu tilted to the side like a rag bag. He hit the wall with a "boom" and immediately "necked" in pain, "necked", "necked" and "necked" in his face and shouted.
"Just because of you, a low-level soldier, dares to call yourself a master of old street in front of my Adjutant Youzhu? Do you want to die?" The man who came up and slapped Guo Nu roared hideously.
Chen Tian felt a stern, and he immediately poked out half of his face, then looked at the dim light, and suddenly saw a large group of gangster soldiers wearing yellow soldiers uniforms and holding rifles from the red mountain tile came from the alley. He was wearing the costume of an officer and a silver-white pistol on his waist, looking arrogant and savage.
At this time, Guo Nu cried to the so-called "Adminton Yousu" with a crying voice: "Adminton Yousu, I'm so sorry! I, Guo Nu, just passed by here. When I drank too much at night, I wanted to be convenient next to the telephone pole. I didn't expect that you were here and didn't salute you. It was my fault! I was wrong, please forgive me!"
After saying that, Guo Nu actually slapped his mouth with a slap. The "pa", "pa", "pa" and "pa" sounds sounded very harsh in the alley. The gangster soldiers behind Adjutant Yousui who were accomplices of the tigers could not help but sneer "haha" when they saw this scene, with the laughter full of mockery and contempt.
Adjutant Youzhu looked at Guo Nu's self-abuse behavior with satisfaction, and said with a sneer: "Guo Nu, you know your appearance! Remember to wear your eyes when you go out in the future, don't be ignorant of Mount Tai!"
"Sure, certain!" Guo Nu said with a smile on his face. It seemed that he had tried his best to protect Chen Tian.
But at this moment, a gangster soldier suddenly shouted: "Hey, do you want to go into the box and search to see if any Chinese spy is inside?"
As soon as the ruffian finished speaking, Adjutant Yousu shouted: "I'll do it!"
After saying that, Adjutant Yousu took a step forward and swayed to walk past Guo Nu and search the alley.
Hearing this sentence, Chen Tian’s heart immediately rose to his throat!
You should know that there is no cover in the alley, so you can see through at a glance. The only telephone pole used to hide is just a few steps away. As long as Adjutant Yousu takes two steps, you can completely see Chen Tian hiding behind the telephone pole!
It’s not that Chen Tian is afraid of this adjutant Yousu, nor is it that Chen Tian dares not take action. Chen Tian is worried that if he takes action to knock down Adjutant Yoususu, the ruffian soldiers with guns behind him will definitely take action. The scene will be chaotic by then. Even if he protects himself, he may not be able to guarantee Guo Nu’s safety!
After all, no matter what, Guo Nu is always on his side. If he implicates him, Chen Tian will definitely feel sorry!
At this critical moment, a gust of night wind blew from the depths of the alley, and immediately spread the scent of inauspicious urine that Guo Nu had just pulled. Adjutant Yousu immediately frowned and covered his nose and shouted angrily: "Hey, why is it so smelly?"
Guo Nu was stunned for a moment, nodded and explained: "I have been smoking and drinking recently, and I have eaten a bit heavy taste, so the urine I urinated does smell a bit bad..."
Before Guo Nu finished speaking, Adjutant Youzhu immediately spat a thick phlegm on his face and scolded him, "This is called a little unpleasant? It's just so smoky! Did you see anyone when you came in to pee just now?"
Guo Nu smiled while smearing the thick phlegm on his face with his hands: "No? Otherwise, Adjutant Youzhu, come in and take a look? It's true to see..."
"You girl? You're so stinky, who wants to go in? Since you haven't seen it, then I'm still suffering? I'm stupid!" Adjutant Youzhu scolded Guo Nu, turned around and shouted "Go" to the gangster soldiers behind him, and then ran away with a big stride towards the alley.
"Remember, if you see the Chinese spy with the King of Hell, remember to notify Adjutant Youzhu as soon as possible, otherwise I will ruin your ugly face! Do you know?" After a little leader of a gangster soldier shouted in front of Guo Nu, he then left with a group of gangster soldiers with great might.
"Don't worry, I will definitely inform you when I see that... the one named Baliangjin will be the first to inform you! Walk slowly, walk slowly!" Guo Nu said in a low voice and pretending to be a smile, "I smile on the surface, but in my heart"!
Until he watched the gang of ruffians walk away, Guo Nu let out a heavy sigh and said to Chen Tian, who was hiding behind the telephone pole with a wry smile: "Boss, it's safe, you can come out!"
"Thank you, Mr. Nu, Old Street," Chen Tian paused and gave him a thumbs up, "I owe you an Oscar-small little golden man!"
Chapter completed!