Chapter 306: Hey! I'm really a genius!
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A man with a messy hair in the room was sighing constantly, and the sad face hanging on his face was as much as it was about to flow through those hazy eyes.
"Boss, what's wrong with you?" Funny put down the cell phone that Chen Jun bought for him, raised his little face and looked at Chen Jun with a confused look on his face.
"I'm thinking about how to get more players into this game and help us save the universe! But I didn't even think about it!"
Hearing the funny loli's words on the sofa, Chen Jun looked at her with a gray face, and roared wildly as he grabbed his chicken coop head.
"This is not simple. Just let them log in again! I'm good at this job! Leave it to me!" The funny loli patted her breasts and promised.
"Don't mess with you! I'm not so crazy that I'm forced into the game for all the people in Blue Star!"
Chen Jun knocked his thump on his funny head, "I said before that your old-fashioned way of pulling people in the main god space is no longer popular, and there is no loyalty at all!"
"Besides, when traveling to this universe, the entire Blue Star can barely give me some remembrance of my hometown. If you ruin it, I'm fucking..."
As he said that, Chen Jun wanted to give the funny joke again!
Funny held the phone and hurriedly wrapped her head with her hands, and pointed the cell phone case with a funny look at Chen Jun, pretending to be pitiful.
"Stop knocking! Stop knocking, knocking people stupid if you knock them again!"
Then he raised his little face, and a puddle of tears was about to shed, looking at Chen Jun with hazy eyes, and put his cell phone and hands in front of Chen Jun.
"Even for the sake of the child's mother, don't hit me, okay?"
"Shen Te Meow's baby, her mother!"
Hearing this, Chen Jun's nostrils became enlarged, and his face turned red and glared: "Don't say such ghost words that started in three years!"
"I just bought you a mobile phone and customized a funny phone case! What are you looking at every day! People who don't know think that the four good young people of the new era, such as Chen Jun, have done to you, who are smoother than smartphones!"
"Besides, you're just an egg!"
"Oh...I forgot!" As he said, a warm smile appeared on his funny pink face, and his eyes unconsciously felt guilty and looked elsewhere.
"Funny and funny!"
"Damn it! I'm mentally retarded!" Chen Jun shook his head and walked into his room.
He wants to think of a person who does not hurt the entire Blue Star to come in and play games on his own and save the world.
"Bang!"
With a heavy sound of closing the door, the funny loli playing with her phone on the sofa trembled slightly.
Then she slowly turned her head, then picked up her phone and showed a serious look at her.
"Wait! Boss, this time the funny will definitely surprise you!"
She also sees Chen Jun's recent anxious and decadent appearance, but she doesn't care.
However, when I was watching online dramas that time, I found that there were scenes about how people were concerned about the plots.
So this time she took the initiative to ask about Chen Jun's situation, and then made Chen Jun happy by making jokes, not wanting Chen Jun to be in that state.
But judging from Chen Jun's condition, she was only half successful.
Chen Jun was not immersed in that decadent state and burst into a strong desire to struggle. As for whether he was happy or not, he didn't know.
I think I should be happy, probably...
"Well, since the first comfort has worked, try the second suggestion."
The funny and tiny fingers slid slightly on the phone screen, and the mouth unconsciously read it out.
"The top ten methodologies for licking dogs, the second one; if the other party is troubled by some life things recently, then at this time, you can give a little surprise based on the situation of the goal, which will make the other party feel that you are very warm!"
After reading this article, he snatched the back of his head and scratched the ponytail on the back of his head and raised several strands of golden hair.
"Method? Gift? Little surprise?" The funny little face tilted, and the black man's head was full of question marks.
After thinking for a long time, she understood the logic of online dramas, animations, movies, and novels she had watched during this period, and then suddenly realized it!
"I understand! I understand!" The funny little hands slapped and nodded.
Then he closed his eyes and a white halo was floating up from the sofa, just like Sakyamuni was enlightened under the Bodhi tree.
"First of all, the boss is worried that there are not enough tools for Star Spirit. As long as he solves this trouble, he will not be worried. And I will help him end without telling him, so this is a surprise!"
"And the boss doesn't like the Blue Star people being forced into the game, and they don't go against the goal's wishes... let me think about it."
"I have it!"
A yellow lamp lit up next to her funny head, and a smile appeared on her face.
Then her consciousness sank into the powerful sea of consciousness of her original body, which controls the operation and planning methods of the entire Astral Spirit game.
Although the funny loli knows that she does not have the authority to make big changes to the entire Star Spirit game, some small things are still OK.
"Since Polar Bear Entertainment has been planning the 'Stars Professional League' recently, I can take this opportunity to make another promotional video and put it on the entire Internet so that everyone can see it!"
"If you just watch the promotional video, the Blue Star people won't all come into the game, so add a little more 'product'."
As a funny person who has been assimilated by Chen Jun, although he still has some rigid ideas, he has learned a lot of ways to plan dogs.
Among them, her notebook records that Chen Jun once said, "Online fraud effect: hype and publicity is necessary. If this publicity can reach more than 50% of the realism of interests, then these players will come and try it with the mentality of joining in the fun!"
Since that's the case, I'll add a little energy to this promotional video to influence them.
Thinking of the thought memes made by Chen Jun before, I think I can try it too.
But the previous thought meme seemed to be too far beyond the boss's idea, and what she said was simply anti-human things, so she stopped using them.
But funny, I feel that I am adapting myself and no longer using such exaggerated power. I just give a psychological hint, just to give it.
This psychological suggestion is like detonating the desire hidden in the human body.
If that person thinks this promotional video is interesting, then he will amplify the idea and come over to play voluntarily.
It’s like when someone sees someone making pornographic photos, he suddenly has the urge to open the browser, but he is not strong enough.
Then after being affected, this idea will become a little stronger!
Let him open the browser with the toilet paper directly!
Chapter completed!