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Chapter 336: Shocked crooked nuts!

Blue Star, United States.

A fat American man was sitting in front of the computer and cursing, with some "scented" words gushing out of his mouth.

"FUCK! How could I have such a stupid teammate? I'm even more stupid than that goblin. You guys are talking about!"

Tom slapped his own keyboard, and the keyboard was shot under his huge fat man and made a "bang" sound.

Looking at the base that was blown off on the screen, Tom's chest was already angry and fluctuated, accompanied by heavy breathing.

Looking at the settlement interface, our mid laner Yasuo 0-26-0 and the jungler 0-13-0 record Tom was so angry that he didn't fight.

"Report! You two must be reported to you two mentally retarded!"

With the heavy "click" sound of the keyboard, the report added instructions were taken out by Tom's 20-year single hand speed.

Every word and every sentence is filled with Tom's anger of failure in advance.

"Dear players, thank you for your efforts to maintain the entire game environment. We will give you feedback in 24 hours. Please wait for the news!"

"Wait! Wait! Wait again!" Tom saw that the report emails in his mailbox were almost 999, and he was just waiting.

I have not seen any punishment measures for these guys who have cheated me or scolded me until now!

"FUCK! Play with your mom!"

Bang!

Tom hit the computer desk with a heavy punch, and the huge force made the water cup on the table jump up a little bit.

After calming down for a while, Tom remembered Nakano's record, he became more and more angry the more he thought about it. At three or four o'clock in the morning, he was so angry that he couldn't sleep.

In order to avoid being angry to death, Tom decided to find some teachers or second-dimensional wives to vent his anger.

Tom looked around for a while, then ran to the door and quietly closed his door and locked it. Then he confirmed that the surrounding doors and windows were closed before he sat back to his original position.

"The headset is connected! No external audio!"

"The paper is already in place! The remaining amount is 80%"

"The player is turned on, and the big sisters and young ladies are in place!"

“Fast forward 20% for visual stimulation!”

"Visual stimulation 50%, 60%, 70%..."

"The stimulation of the central glands in the brain is aggravated by 20%, and blood circulation is accelerated by 30%!"

"Capacitance is 60%, 70%, 80%, 90%.

"The Weitian magic wand is already in place and can be cast manually!"

"Hu~" Feeling the message sent by various functional departments of the body, Tom took a deep breath.

He slowly took out the Weitian magic wand from the seal with his slightly trembling hands!

Then Tom opened his eyes wide open, looking at the powerful postures of demons and ghosts displayed by the big sisters and young ladies on the screen and the desolate voices that chaotic people's minds, the hatred in his heart became even more intense!

"Ha! Terrible witches! Let my great Master Tom end your evil!"

Tom held Wei Tian’s magic wand with calm thoughts, and his eyes burst out with anger and stared at the witches on the screen.

The changing magic handprints combined with the Wei Tian magic wand used powerful power, and Tom's blood in his body increased, and Wei Tian magic wand became more powerful.

Finally, after a 10-minute fierce battle with the witch, the Wei Tian magic wand in Tom's hand finally finished charging, which could be a big move.

"Diet! Witch! Wei Tian's magic wand! (Watermo shot explosion)"

Tom and Weitian Magic Wand were united in thoughts. He poured all the power in his body into Weitian Magic Wand, and powerful magic burst out with huge power from the magic wand.

A white light blew through the night sky, and the thick magic light directly penetrated the witch's defense, causing the witch to let out a sharp "howle!"

"Wei Tian's magic wand is overheated and enters cooling time, CD: 20 minutes."

"Capacitance is 90%, 80%, 70%, 60%..."

"The concentration of dopamine secretion in the central brain increases by 3%, 5%, 8%..."

Looking at the witch he had destroyed, Tom was in a state of thought, but he was extremely calm at this moment with anger.

The previous promotion competition was cheated and became less important with the calm mind like a saint.

"Although I killed the witch, I also sacrificed more than 200 million lives. Is it really worth it?"

Tom murmured to himself, feeling that his previous anger and the witch became unremarkable. He began to think about life at this moment.

After sealing the witch again, Tom picked up the paper on the table and began to clean up the battlefield. These were the corpses of the innocent lives that had been sacrificed!

"May you return to the embrace of the Lord and wander in the river of milk and honey flowing in the Garden of Eden!"

Just as Tom was reviving his dead life into the "Ocean Whirlpool", the sound of a phone call scared him.

He quickly picked up his phone and answered:

"Who?"

"I'm Jerry! Brother!"

A slightly slight sound came from the other end of the phone, and it was even heard from the sound that the man was relatively short.

"Why do you call me if you don't sleep at night?"

Tom frowned, and was interrupted by this guy who was immersed in thinking about the mystery of the universe!

"Aren't you still asleep?" Jerry laughed and said in an excited tone: "Brother, you don't know what video I saw on the water pipe just now. It's so cool, it's simply...it's the best in the world!"

"You must go and have a look, it's definitely a brother who will linger on you! I've shared the link with your water pipe account, you can click on it."

"No, I'm going to bed anyway. This kind of thing doesn't attract me at all!"

After saying that, Tom hung up the phone.

Because Tom is still immersed in thinking about the philosophy of the universe, where do I come from? Where should I go? What does my appearance mean to the universe? Did the universe choose me? Or did I choose the universe? Individual me from the subjective perspective disappear, will the whole world disappear? Or does everyone have this subjective perspective? If so, what is the meaning of me as a single observer?

A series of questions made Tom extremely sober and extremely holy at this moment.

Jerry: "???"

"What is he talking about?"

Looking at the hanging-up call, Jerry called again. If he didn't promote the video that made him ignite today, Jerry felt that he couldn't sleep at all!

And even if no one stops, as my best friend, Tom must listen to his advice!

"Didn't I say I don't want to see those evil things anymore?" Tom snarled.

"I'll give you 10 dollars! If I don't blow it up, I'll give you 10 dollars!"

"Really, really?"

Tom, who originally wanted to refuse, no longer wanted to watch such low-level and interesting things, but he really gave too many!

With a muddy look, Tom clicked on the link to the water pipe video sent to him by Jerry!

"Wait, wait a moment! Damn! Damn! Damn! What kind of movie is this?"
Chapter completed!
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