Chapter 1 I don't rob tombs, you come
I'm so unlucky, really.
People are robbing tombs, but I am robbed.
That day I didn't bother anyone and slept well in my tomb, and I heard someone talking: "Come on, this big coffin, it's almost as big as his mother's double bed! I don't know how many treasures the grandson lying inside buried with him. There are already a lot of people outside, and there must be more in the coffin."
"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense in the grave. Just leave quickly after taking things. I always think something is wrong in this place. I don't even say so many treasures, but I don't even have any necessary precautions. I always feel that it's dark here." Another voice sounded.
"What are you afraid of, Boss? I don't believe that he can jump out of the coffin and bite me. Besides, haven't he blown our light yet?" The voice at the beginning came out again.
It was strange that I lay in the coffin. I have been sealed in the coffin for many years, and my tomb is not so easy to be found. After those guys sealed me back then, I would never hope that someone would find me, let alone release me.
So my tomb will definitely be in a place that is so secret that it is outrageous, and it will set up many mazes, multiple mechanisms under my subordinates, and even some magical magic in the world.
But how did these people find this place? And from their tone, it seemed that I could easily come in here without any resistance, just like walking through the city gate, it was so simple.
This is simply impossible! If those guys were not afraid of me running out, I wouldn't believe this. If I were not afraid of me, there would be no need to create such a big scene to deal with me. In order to deal with me, they summoned almost all the exorcists.
The scene was spectacular, such as the exorcist dragon clan, the exorcist tiger clan, the lion clan, the leopard clan, the wolf clan, the snake clan, and the exorcist ant clan, etc.... A lot of exorcist people came to deal with me. If I hadn't become a zombie and had an immortal body, I might have been beaten to death by them.
It's like you are playing legends. You are a warrior of more than 100 levels, and others are mages of more than 60 levels. You will think you are awesome because you can kill him in seconds with just one knife, but can you really be invincible? Can you really kill all over the world?
What a joke. You can think about it this way, you are awesome, but there are so many people. Imagine how it feels when they gather three or four hundred mages and then roar at you together?
Not to mention you are a warrior of more than one hundred levels, even if you are a warrior of more than two hundred levels, you will be killed directly.
A lot of people is not a blow, it is really a big power!!!
When I found that those grandchildren came to deal with me, I didn’t even have the chance to escape. Before I could react, I was beaten down by those grandchildren.
Finally, I found it easy to defeat me, but it would be very troublesome if I wanted to kill me, so they sealed me in a barren land, a place where birds do not shit, and just hung me with me...
And I have no objection to these things. I am a person who can take things as they happen... Well, I am a zombie... I am not interested in the idea of conquering the world. I just want to live happily. If it weren't for the sake of life, I wouldn't take any action.
Uh, let me introduce myself here first. My name is Ning Doqi. I used to be a free exorcist. I don’t know when I became the first exorcist. I don’t value these false names very much, so I never took it seriously.
Later, I don’t know what happened, nor when, I suddenly became a zombie! This was definitely something I didn’t expect. I, a peace-loving exorcist, turned into a zombie, was really hard for me to understand.
If someone usually tells me, "You will become a zombie in the future and then be destroyed."
I will definitely beat him, and I will be sorry for the title of the First Exorcist if I don't beat him.
But I don’t know how I became a zombie! It seemed that I became a zombie after waking up, and then I was plotted against and locked up in the grave.
I have been buried here by those grandchildren for many years. I really can't remember it. I am also very old. Since I became an exorcist, my life span has greatly improved.
The most memorable time was the Battle of the Lu. I helped Chiyou fight Huangdi. Later you knew that I didn’t win. Fortunately, I was covered in my face... If I were recognized... I would sweat one first.
I had just become famous at that time. Chiyou offered a lot of money to find people to fight. Anyone with the ability could go. I was too busy at that time, so I applied for a job. In the end, I regretted it because I didn’t win. Chiyou finally died. He fought hard and didn’t get a single share of the money. I don’t know who to go. Unlike modern times, there are also people from this department and that department, but I haven’t heard of that department helping the underworld to ask for wages...
After the war ended, it ended. Except for a few recognized and killed, we usually had nothing to do. I still do things like exorcism and deception everywhere.
Later, it was the Battle of the Gods. At that time, I was entrusted by several good demons to help Boss Tongtian fight against Yuanshu and others. However, Yuanshu was not very capable. Even if I deal with the younger generation, I would have the nerve to take action personally. I really don’t know what to say about him.
You should also know that we lost again, and then I went through another day of escape...
Later, when I arrived in the Qin Dynasty, I helped Qin Shihuang get the elixir of immortality. You must know that Qin Shihuang gave more money than Chiyou and the others, so I must go.
But later, it was still not allowed. It seemed that a department of the Heavenly Court did not allow it, saying that this would affect the environment, destroy the ecological balance, or something.
I was depressed. I have lived for so many years, but it didn’t affect anything.
Although I didn't dare to challenge the Heavenly Court, Qin Shihuang stopped doing it, thinking that Heavenly Court was just looking for trouble, so I started working with Heavenly Court.
There were quite a lot of talented people under Qin Shihuang back then, and they all had extraordinary skills, so they started fighting and withstood the first round of attack. This strength was even stronger than that of Chi You. If Chi You had this strength back then, it would be hard to say who could win whom.
I also wanted to participate in the war at that time. Who can afford to pay more money than Chiyou and the others gave me. I planned to participate in this business.
But I don’t know what happened. Before I joined the war, I became a zombie. Good guy, now I became a person who destroys the environment. A large group of people cried and shouted to kill me. This really made me collapse.
At that time, zombies abused them so much that it really harmed the people. As the first exorcist back then, I really killed many zombies in order to play an example, and there were a large number of them. The most awesome time I was rushing into the zombie mountain alone and then ran out with great difficulty...
Too many, it's really impossible to beat...
Actually, it’s not that I really want to play an example, but those grandchildren at that time gave me the title of the first exorcist. I can’t do anything about it. It was quite beautiful at the beginning. First, how awesome.
But then it didn't taste that way. The first thing was not for you. When there was something really wrong, you had to go there, and it was the first one to go there. You had to play the role of a model for labor and capital, and he didn't give it money!!!
It’s useless to work. This is not my principle of doing things. But there is no way, who told you to be the first one.
But when I become a zombie, almost all my eyes looked at me. Zombies who can exorcism are rare.
Before I could figure out why I became a zombie, these grandsons attacked and gathered a large group of thousands of high-level exorcists, and came with hundreds of thousands of low-level exorcists.
Without saying a word, I was killed at that time. Not to mention first place, even the first place will be given in vain.
Don't ask me why I died so miserably. Try to use one spell to hit you at the same time. Look at this. Play with legends and find tens of thousands of mages to beat a warrior with ice roar. Not to mention that they are the number one in the district, even if they are the number one in the server, they will have no chance to fight back.
Chapter completed!