Chapter 11 Get a fake certificate
Finally, with a helpless mood, I took 300,000 yuan to go shopping and checked if I could find someone to get a certificate for me. I heard from the Third Master and the others that in all cities, there are institutions similar to those for applying for certificates for people. Some require proof of household registration, while others do not need anything.
Actually, I can also leave with cash, but that's a bit troublesome. No matter what, those things are not real money. God knows whether they will rot after being stored for a long time. But where do I put the money? I carry it to the street every day? Or put all the money in my tomb?
These are a bit unrealistic, and it seems easy to put them in a bank card, and you can just take them out when you want to use them. And they said that it is a very troublesome thing without an ID card, so it is hard to deal with anywhere.
I can understand this, because it was the same in our era, and it also needed proof. Unlike what was performed on TV, it was a very troublesome thing to do outside, so I started looking for a certificate.
Not to mention, I saw the advertisement for applying for a certificate just after walking a few steps. When I thought about it carefully, it seemed that such advertisements could be seen everywhere in this city. It seemed that I had seen a lot of them before I came, but I just didn't pay attention to it at that time.
I called one of them because there were too many people who could apply for the certificate, so I was too lazy to choose. Just dial one casually. The ringtone came from the phone...
"Hello, welcome to call xxx**. Our center mainly handles various documents such as marriage certificate, divorce certificate, ID card, driver's license, etc., first-class quality and reasonable price. The phone is being connected, please wait."
Damn! So professional? After making so many calls, this is the only one who has applied for a certificate and has a ringtone. It’s so fucking professional, so he just won’t choose anyone else.
The phone quickly answered and a man's voice came: "Hello, what's the matter?"
I'm sorry! What can I do? What else can I do to you besides applying for a certificate?
"I'll apply for a certificate." I replied.
"What document?"
"Come in an interview, I promise this is a big deal."
The other party hesitated and told me an address for a minute. I got into the taxi and ran towards that address.
In fact, the third master wanted to find someone to follow me for the certificate, but I didn't let him go. I felt that since I wanted to integrate into this society, I should first let myself get up, otherwise no matter how hard I tried, it would be a waste of time. So I came out alone and faced it alone, which was also related to my professional habits back then.
I met the person who was applying for the certificate in a remote alley. The two stood opposite each other and were speechless for a long time.
"Are you here?" he asked,
"Yeah, I'm here." I replied.
If you follow the plot in martial arts novels, he should say you shouldn't come, but I should say I'm here, you love Noh Zhou.
Then we will have a fight, and in the end, either I come out alive or I come out alive, that's what it should be.
But this is not the case in our conversation. After I said that I came, he asked directly: "What kind of certificate do we need? We can do any certificate here, high school diploma, university diploma, English CET-4 and CET-6, what certificate do you say! In addition to the National Security Bureau's certificate, we can do all the police officer certificates. We can also do it..."
"I want to get an ID card." I interrupted his long speech and asked him to continue talking about it. I guess I could hear that I would go tomorrow morning.
"Identity card..." He clearly showed a look of disappointment when he heard it. Didn't that mean that you have a big deal? Why did it become an ID card? But he was not discouraged, but said: "Okay, there are several types of ID cards, which can be divided into several hundred yuan, which is easier to find out if it is fake, and there are thousands, which is not easy to find out, and there are tens of thousands, and the kind that can almost be found out that you are on the Internet. How much do you want?"
"I'll give you 100,000 yuan. What I want is the kind of person I can't find out no matter how I check it. And even if I get to the place where I have a household registration."
He was stunned, he was stupid. I guess he had never met someone like me or someone like me who had a certificate like me in his life.
"One hundred thousand?" He stuttered a little. This was normal. He took out 100 thousand at a time just to get an ID card, and I was the only one.
I took out 100,000 yuan and placed it in front of him, then picked up another stone and pinched it into powder in front of him. When he saw me taking out 100,000 yuan, his eyes were shining, and there was even a hint of ferocity in his eyes. But when I pinched the stone into powder, his eyes instantly returned to clearness, and the look of looking at me was not right.
"Brother, can I ask what you are doing?" the man asked very carefully.
I didn't have the time to talk nonsense to him, so I said, "Can it work? If it doesn't work, I'll look for someone else."
"No, don't, why change others when you find me?" The man saw that I was about to leave, so he stopped me and said, "Brother, I didn't brag about you. In this city, no one can get your documents with such high requirements except me."
I curled my lips and said this to me so many times in the past. I was fooling people. Even if I encountered monsters that could be solved by exorcists, I would still fool them so that the other party would feel that it was worth spending my money on me, so that I would come to me if I had business in the future.
What the guy in front of me should mean is this, belittle others and elevate themselves, and no matter what they do, it is a problem.
I was not in the mood to listen to nonsense, and directly interrupted him and asked, "Can you do all the conditions I mentioned? If you can make this deal, it will be done. If you can't, then I will go to someone else. Don't waste my time and give you a correct word."
"You're asking for a bit high."
I turned around and left, I was so tall that I had a big baby? I still think the conditions were a bit high if I got a certificate of 100,000 yuan. Are you kidding? Why am I paying so much money for if I am not tall? I am full and full?
He quickly grabbed me and said, "Brothers, you have something to say, and you have something to say. Look at why you keep leaving."
It's so nonsense! I don't understand this yet. I just want to be more interested in it? Who has time to talk nonsense to him? After finishing my business, I have to go to the bath center with the third master. That's the serious thing. I didn't feel comfortable that day and didn't feel satisfied.
I said to him, "If you like to do it or not, this is the last time. If I have so many things, I will turn around and leave. If you can still stop me, I will be raised by you."
He said without saying nonsense, "Okay, they are all happy people. I have taken this job. I guarantee that you will be real no matter where you are. Even if the police station has your files, I will put your household registration in the village in my hometown to ensure that everyone in the village knows you."
I immediately gave him 100,000 yuan, and then said to him: "If you collect my money, you have to do the matter clearly. If you can't do it, I will spend 100,000 yuan to find someone to do you."
He agreed and said that he would definitely get everything done within a week. If he couldn't get it, he would not only give me a full refund, but also give me his life.
Chapter completed!