Chapter 15 Military Training
If you train in the military, it will be sunny!
During the military training for freshmen, a woman asked the instructor: "Why hasn't it rained after we prayed for so long?"
The instructor replied: "Do you think you four thousand freshmen praying for rain can be compared to more than 20,000 seniors praying for sunny weather?"
The day after the class meeting was the military training.
This year's military training for freshmen lasts for half a month, a total of fourteen days, and the military training takes place on the campus of our school.
Military training is the best tool to test your appearance.
Freshmen participating in military training, there are many pure beauties among them, with extremely good looks, which is pleasing to the eye. No, the two beauties in the class, Song Jia and Yu Jing, are still as beautiful as flowers.
Li Feng prepared sunscreen in advance and also bought a set of men's skin care products. He also suffered this loss in his previous life. After a military training, his face and neck were obviously much darker than his body. Sometimes the sun is too poisonous and he gets sunburned.
The skin is also common.
Li Feng also bought two packs of sanitary napkins to use as insoles, because they not only absorb sweat but are also soft and comfortable on the feet.
Li Feng later learned this on the Internet, and it is known as the "Military Training Artifact."
Seeing that Li Feng bought two packs of sanitary napkins, Wang Xiao "laughed" and said, "Madman, you're here too, aren't you? Haha!" Everyone also laughed.
"Huh! You guys, don't laugh now. You will cry later."
Military training is indeed a big physical challenge for college students. The whole day consists of standing in a military posture in the morning and practicing goose steps in the afternoon. These basic subjects are practiced in reverse all day long, which makes people tired and annoying.
In addition, the instructor was serious and fierce, which made me irritable.
In the evening, when the weather was no longer so hot, the instructors also put down the airs they had during the day's training and led the students in singing military songs. Occasionally, they would compete with the class next door to see whose voice was louder. The situation was relatively good.
Here they started shouting: 123, come one, 12345, we have been waiting so hard, 1234567, we have been waiting so anxiously, 123456789, are you there?
Naturally, the person over there was not to be outdone, and responded: If you want to sing, you can sing. How do you look like a naughty girl? What do you look like? A flower girl!
After dinner on the first day, the school student association took the military training instructor from dormitory to dormitory to teach them how to fold a military quilt.
Li Feng had known about this for a long time, and during the evening demonstration, he specifically asked the instructor to use his own quilt to demonstrate.
After the instructor left, Li Feng carefully placed the quilt that the instructor had folded for him in the cabinet, then pulled out another quilt from the cabinet and threw it on the bed.
Looking at Li Feng's tofu cubes and the loose new quilt on his bed, the other five boys in the dormitory were stunned. Wang Meng finally couldn't hold it back: "Third brother, you are so awesome!"
Just a few days after the military training, the two packs of sanitary napkins that Li Feng bought were eaten by these "animals".
At first, everyone was embarrassed, but later they stopped caring so much, especially Wang Xiao who had to use two at a time.
After other dormitories saw this, they followed suit and bought it, and then extended it to the entire freshmen group, which directly caused the sanitary napkins in the supermarket outside the school to be sold out.
Li Feng also didn't expect that the first thing he would do to change the world after his rebirth was to make "military training artifact sanitary napkins" available on the market ahead of schedule.
Newcomers always have to go to the pier! To go to the pier, you have to spend some money.
Freshmen are absolutely synonymous with ignorance in front of the senior students, and they will always use various methods to fertilize and encourage them.
There is no free lunch in this world. I'm afraid you still have to pay some tuition fees to help you fertilize.
At the time of reporting, the daily necessities retailers along the street were all stalls owned by seniors who were "money-hungry".
They bought washbasin hangers, bathtub frames and slippers wholesale from the vegetable market, and tried their best to double the money they got into last year.
When Li Feng first entered the school, before he lay down on the made bed, there were a few Mao Zedong cards missing from his wallet.
Of course, the real experts are the BOSS seniors who sell various products from dormitory to dormitory.
No, while everyone was chatting, two juniors pushed in the door.
"Hello, we are from the Student Union of the School of Economics and Management. Can we keep you for a while?" Look at how polite the seniors are.
Wu Di, who was near the door, said: "It's okay, please come in." This was the trick.
"Students, do you need a small book of English vocabulary, the Oxford Chinese Dictionary, and an English weekly newspaper?" One senior said, and the other senior took out a small book, a dictionary, and a newspaper from the carton, and the two of them
The fit is seamless.
Except for Li Feng, everyone was more curious and gathered around.
When senior Gao Dian saw that there was something going on, he quickly said with a sharp tongue: "This English CET-4 vocabulary has 4,500 vocabulary requirements in the syllabus. You can take it out in school anytime and anywhere. It is definitely a must-have tool for passing CET-4."
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This Oxford English Dictionary, a dictionary better than Oxford, is the representative of English dictionaries and is your best choice;
There is also this English weekly newspaper. If you spend some time reading the newspaper and memorizing some grammar and vocabulary, you won’t have to study the questions until midnight before the exam;
In short, if you don’t prepare now, you will have tears later. With them, you can travel around the world, maintain world peace, and eliminate the five major invaders of the Milky Way..."
Zhang Lei was the best at studying in the dormitory and the hardest working person at ordinary times. He was the first to come around.
The sharp-eyed senior also caught Zhang Lei's point, pretended to be a senior, and said amiably and fiercely: "I'll leave you a phone number, so you can always ask me if you don't understand anything about the grade exam or other things.
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Zhang Lei's family situation is not very good, so he also bought a set of English vocabulary for level 4. When everyone saw that Zhang Lei had bought it, they all followed suit. Wang Xiao was also planning to buy a set of them all.
When the senior saw that Li Feng hadn't bought anything, he "scared": "This classmate, why don't you buy a set? If you can't pass CET-4, you won't be able to get a diploma when you graduate from college."
"It's okay, I don't need it!" Li Feng also bought everything at that time, but in the end he didn't even look through it. The next year, he directly sold it to his junior classmate as a new one.
To say that I was stupid at the time, it would be better to say that I still maintained my enthusiasm for seeking knowledge and looked like a good student.
The only regret was that when Li Feng entered the student union, he never saw the shadow of his seniors.
The senior saw that Li Feng was "not getting enough" and was still struggling: "This English weekly newspaper is very suitable. It can improve reading skills and broaden your horizons."
"Then let's book a set together in our dormitory, and we can take turns reading it!" Li Feng continued what the senior said, and he has never seen any idiot who doesn't go to the library and reads English weekly newspapers.
"Yes, you can buy the others separately. For this English weekly newspaper, we can order one set for the whole dormitory." Wang Meng also said very smartly.
"Um,...it's okay, but it's just inconvenient to watch together." The senior didn't expect this ending, and before leaving, he looked at Li Feng with a "hateful" look.
All kinds of strange promotions will not last long, and the response speed of the freshmen is also faster than the previous one.
Take a look at the notices posted on the door. The words "No sales" and "Do not disturb sales" soon appeared in the corridor like mushrooms after rain.
As a result, the number of sales gradually decreased, but when the second year of school started, they would still come back in droves, with more exciting products and more unusual techniques.
There is a compulsory course for freshmen who are promoted to be new students. It is like being the first person to join a company and take care of the enthusiastic seniors.
From another perspective, sales promotion is also a great opportunity for old students to experience college life, recall the moment when they entered school, and get in touch with their junior students.
For universities, perhaps this is also a tradition.
Chapter completed!