[084] Yao's family is festive(1/2)
Li Juntao felt a little strange. He couldn't tell whether Feng Yongzhuo had a good relationship with his mother or not?
"I'll know when you meet my mother." Feng Yongzhuo said.
After hearing what he said, Li Juntao's curiosity was really aroused.
Speaking of this tall and handsome man, he said hello to Mr. Yao that night and said he wanted to go home and not be a light bulb. However, he drove away and found a garage nearby and stopped it. He secretly ran back. He walked around to the building behind Mr. Yao and ran up to the third floor to knock on the door.
It was already seven o'clock in the evening, and it was early in winter. When I heard the doorbell, my mother had just taken home by her mother and was sitting in the living room playing with a car. Little Baozi raised his little face and shouted: "Mom, Mom, Dad--"
Bai Lu was busy preparing supper in the kitchen. When she heard her son calling him dad, she thought her husband had opened the door and came in, so she ignored him.
Seeing that her mother didn't seem to hear her voice, Xiao Baozi frowned, and stood up with her hands on the fur carpet. Then, she staggered towards the door. The little hand stretched out and couldn't catch the door handle, so she had to shout at the door: "Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad open the door--"
I mean to ask my father to open the door by himself.
Gao Dashuai pressed against the door panel and heard Xiao Baozi screaming, and smiled and said: To be honest, this child, Jun Ye, is much cuteer than the two little demons of the Lu family. No wonder he likes so many people.
The sound of footsteps came from the stairs. No, a shadow of cold air emitting all over Jun appeared at the corner of the stairs. Gao Dashuai plucked his hair and opened his white teeth at him: "June, you are back."
"What are you doing when you stand at my door?" Jun Ye glanced at him coldly. Without thinking, you could guess that he had been at his door for a while. "Come to my house to be a thief?"
Gao Dashuai laughed. Jun Ye could make the next joke, which shows that he was in a good mood and could let him speak unscrupulously: "Master, all the gold, silver and treasures in your family are on you alone. What can I steal from your house?"
There are many types of flattery. There is no need to say that Gao Dashang is of Wei Xiaobao's level.
Jun Ye didn't talk nonsense to him, so as not to be too proud, and said, "Didn't Bai Lu hear the doorbell inside?"
"No, my sister-in-law and Zhengzheng both thought it was you who came back, which shows that I was eager to see my husband."
The dog's mouth was covered with honey. While Jun Ye was thinking about Gao Dashuai's flattery, he took out the visiting key from his pocket, inserted it into the keyhole and turned it on to open the door lock.
Before pushing open the door, Jun Ye paused. This sudden action made Gao Dashuai question. Jun Ye rushed inside through the door panel, "Zhengzheng, step back a little, dad wants to open the door."
Who said that Jun Ye doesn’t love children? Look, how many fathers in the world can be as careful as Jun Ye?
The tall and handsome man should give the most loving King of Hell.
Inside, when he heard his father's voice, Xiao Baozi staggered back with his staggering steps.
When the sound was heard, the child had retreated to a safe distance, Jun Ye slowly opened the crack in the door.
The little bun said, "Dad, I, I, far away, far away-"
The child's words were not fully spoken. Gao Dashuai suddenly remembered another person as he listened to Xiao Baozi's words.
Jun Ye opened the door now, and Xiao Baozi saw someone else's figure and ran up again with his calves shaking.
"Where is Mom?" Before his son was about to pounce on his thigh, Jun Ye stopped his son's overly intimate action.
Xiao Baozi had to bye bye, saying, "Mom, mom didn't listen--"
"Okay, go there and sit with Uncle Gao on the sofa. Let Uncle Gao play with you in a car." Jun Ye sent his son away with two words.
Jun Ye is so awkward to be a father. He obviously loves children very much, but he has a cold face that is resisting people for thousands of miles. Gao Dashuai sighed in his heart. Then, he squatted down and picked up the little bun. After holding the child in his hand, he found that the little bun also had a temper. Look at two bags with a bulging face, like two small steamed buns.
"Zhengzheng, are you angry?" Gao Dashuai was not afraid of teasing his father like this in front of Jun Ye. He used his finger to tease the steamed bun mountain on the child's face, and his eyebrows and eyes were smiling in a curve, "Why, your father doesn't play with you, and you are unhappy with Uncle Gao to play with you? Dislike Uncle Gao?"
The child didn't know how to dislike him, and only felt the adults' emotions. Xiao Baozi felt that Uncle Gao was not unhappy at all when he said this. Instead, he felt a little gloating. He frowned: "Don't say bad things about my father."
Gao Dashuai was amused and said, "I tell you, Zhengzheng, Uncle Gao's official hat is smaller than your father, how dare you say bad things about your father?" After that, he put the child on the sofa, picked up the car on the carpet, and placed it in his hand to tease the child.
Jun Ye took off his coat in the bedroom, walked to the living room and passed by the kitchen, and said to Bai Lu who was busy inside: "Gao Dashang is here, you can add two more dishes later."
Bai Lu heard his explanation, but did not turn around, but responded: "Are you drinking?"
“Home?”
"There should be white beer in the refrigerator, and he brought it to him last time."
The family of several masters basically did not prepare wine, so he kept himself clean and did not drink. Gao Dashuai had to bring a few bottles to his house when he was free meals.
Jun Ye pulled open the refrigerator with one hand and saw two bottles of white beer inside. Judging from the time, it should be the remaining one when Gao Dashuai brought a box to his house a few months ago. He could drink it if he had not passed the shelf life. He took it out and put it on the dining table in the food hall. He searched for a long time and couldn't find one.
Sometimes when he was having a social event, he would drink a few drinks, but he rarely drank it at home, which often resulted in mysterious disappearance of the wine-opener. After thinking about it carefully for a while, I remember that last time, I seemed to have no use the wine-opener when I was drinking at his house. Gao Dashuai bit it open with his teeth. For this reason, they teased Gao Dashuai's teeth as the serration of the white shark.
In the living room, Xiao Baozi was so impatient that she was tall and handsome. Wei Xiaobao's skills were unable to coax Baozi. Xiao Baozi's rabbit's rabbit heard the sound of his father's seemingly coming out, and immediately struggled to jump off the sofa.
"Zhengzheng, Zhengzheng--" Gao Dashuai had to chase the little bun like a big nanny.
Jun Ye’s pants were now thrown by the little bun, so he rushed to Gao Dashang and said, “You can’t even see a child, but see how you fight in the future.”
"Master, are you really trying to hack me on purpose? Who doesn't know that seeing children test people more than fighting is two levels." Gao Dashuai was fussed by Xiao Baozi, and felt as hot as a battle. He unbuttoned the buttons on the collar and fanned the wind.
"Let's stop talking." Jun Ye kicked a chair for him to sit down, and pointed at the two bottles of white beer on the table, "Come on, your magical abilities of teeth."
"Hey, don't you just open a bottle of wine? It's not considered a magical skill of teeth? It's just a precious tooth that you don't drink!" After Gao Dashuai said that, he picked up the bottle mouth and put it in the mouth of the teeth and bit it.
Puff, in just one second, the bottle cap fell off.
When the little bun saw something falling to the ground, he walked over and reached out to grab it. His little finger didn't touch the edge of the sharp bottle cap, and his father's voice sounded behind him in a stern voice.
"Who asked you to pick it up?"
Xiao Baozi's little hand immediately shrank back.
Bai Lu, who came out with a dish plate, saw it and drank the child: "Zhengzheng, didn't my mother say it? You can't pick up the things you saw for the first time, you can't touch them, you can only see from a distance."
If you just pick up a bottle cap, which child will not be curious. By the way, these two old people are very strict in their children. The tall and handsome man looked at it and laughed. He bent down in front of the child and picked up the bottle cap. He stretched out his other hand to pat Xiao Baozi's face: "This thing is easy to scratch your hands, so don't touch it."
The little bun is slightly weak in the corner of the lips.
Maybe he couldn't stand the child's appearance as if he was wronged. Gao Dashuai said to Junye and his wife: "I think you both have no control over this and that, but they have so much control."
"Nan Nan?" Bai Lu smiled. He heard her husband's little niece smile and was happy. The joy burst out from the bottom of her heart like a spring of water. "How can Zhengzheng compare with Nan Nan Nan? Do you know what Nan Nan's IQ is?"
Professionals are different. If you don’t talk about anything else, you will talk about numbers first.
"The first year of Nannan tests iQ, which value is three times that of children of the same age. Not to mention, two months ago, her father secretly took her to test eQ." Bai Lu thought of her beloved little queen and talked loudly.
"Eq?!" Gao Dashuai couldn't help but roared, "What do you do if a little kid in his three-year-old test Eq? Did Mr. Jiang get his brain in his mouth?"
"He was guessing all day long that his wife had symptoms of early aging." Jun Ye also felt that his sister-in-law, Mr. Jiang, was a little exaggerated.
Speaking of which, the little queen's head, without talking about IQ, is really no different from their adults. The adults are worried, and she is also worried.
"But what does this have to do with the question I asked at the beginning?" Gao Dashuai went back to the original question and asked them why they treated their niece and son differently, and they were vaguely complaining about Xiao Baozi.
On this point, Jun Ye and his wife were honest and truthfully said: "Nan Nan was developing ahead of time, and there are data to prove it. Think about it, when she was less than one year old, she took the train with her parents, and other children would roll on the ground when they were playing in bed. But she and her brother would not. They were far away from the bed and always kept a safe distance."
"Monster!" Gao Dashen, who had never heard of before, could only sigh like this. No wonder, no matter how he looked at the Lu family, he couldn't stand the little demons. It turned out that the other person's mind could not be measured by children. After all, it was still a normal little bun. While sighing, he asked the little bun to sit next to him.
But the little bun doesn't work, he just needs to sit next to his father.
"Uncle Gao doesn't understand, but why should I touch your father's iceberg? Isn't it good to sit next to your mother?" Gao Dashuai asked Xiao Baozi a problem.
"Dad is here, mom is too." Xiao Baozi bit the words hard.
This child is not a fool. He knows that Bai Lu cannot live without Jun Ye, and Jun Ye is the focus.
He shook the water from the wine glass, picked up the bottle and poured the wine into the cup, and Gao Dashuai asked, "Will you take a few sips? Drink it, my sister-in-law would have drunk."
"Then I will only have one drink." Bai Lu untied the strap on the apron and hung it up, answering.
Jun Ye had already placed the little bun on the children's stool on his right hand, and then tied a bib on the little bun's neck.
Bai Lu put a small bowl of rice paste in front of the child and stuffed a spoon into the child's right hand.
After looking at her parents with black eyes, she took a spoon and scooped rice paste into a small bowl and fed it into her mouth.
It has been a few months since I went to Junye’s house to have a meal. Gao Dashuai now sees the child being able to eat by himself and is very good, and sighs: “The child grows fast, and we grow old too.”
Bai Lu had to smile when she heard him saying this: "Everyone will grow old. Don't look at him being young now, he will grow old one day."
"Life and death are the law. If it is not this law, it is not a human being." Jun Ye said.
"All right, let's go. You two are philosophers." Gao Dashuai hurriedly raised his hand to surrender.
"I won't talk about you with such a careless nature, but escaping is the most terrifying thing, you know." Jun Ye's look at him was meaningful.
Gao Dashuai tilted his mouth and bit his lips: "Master, you took gunpowder tonight and wanted to ignite me, right? To be honest, I am not afraid of being and heaven, but I am just afraid of the same thing. Others say I won't go home!"
"I can't understand what happened that makes you not want to go home?" Bai Lu felt that it was rare to ask the person involved in the face of this matter.
The tall and handsome man raised his eyebrows: "You have accepted the bribes from my family? Otherwise, why did one or two people tell me this problem tonight?"
"You know I never accept favors or bribes." Jun Ye said lightly.
I feel that it is too troublesome to do such things that are stealing and disobeying your conscience.
Gao Dashuai had nothing to say, and of course he understood why Jun Ye mentioned it today. In fact, he had to rely on his trip to the countryside with Mr. Yao, and his more important purpose was to escape from others. His family had already been in the army a few days ago and asked him to go home. As for what he wanted him to go home to do? Nothing he did had had anything to do with the family. So, the family was thinking about it and prepared to use a condom to cover him. What condom? At this age, he should marry a woman. Isn’t this the best condom?
"Everyone has their own ideas when marrying a wife. I am not going to restrain you, but if you hide like this, people will gossip in the army. It is said that the army is not humane enough and will make you single for the rest of your life." Jun Ye raised the problem to the honor of the army.
"I won't use the troops as an excuse." Gao Dashuai murmured.
"Okay! With your words, you can find a woman immediately and solve the problem." Jun Ye was pleased.
Gao Dashuai stared at him: "How did it turn out to be a woman who has to find a solution to this matter?"
Bai Lu walked back to his chair and passed by him behind his back, "Mr. Lu means that it's good to be fake, it's good to do anything. Isn't it the perfect solution to block people's mouths? What about singleism? Do you think about our national conditions? Can our current social custom tolerate singleism?"
These two parents-in-law are worthy of being leading cadres from the agency. They speak sternly like textbooks, and they lose in a desperate way.
He knelt wine glass with Jun Ye, lowered his voice and said, "I'm halfway through the train station. Bao'er is here. Have you received the message I sent later?"
To be continued...