As Salomon expected, Lorna's face was bitter after learning that she was about to be ordered to participate in the social season, and even the carefully prepared meals of Dinah did not make her interested. This social custom from London was once again developed among the artists in New York and became more pretentious. There were no horse racing, boat racing, opera festivals, tennis tournaments, floral exhibitions, court dances, only stars in the spotlight, postmodern art, noisy shutter sounds, high-sounding journalists, and fashion shows with worse tastes and worse politics, completely deviating from the theme of elegance, perfectly in line with the British stereotypes of Americans.

But this is not only annoying to Little Lorna. She had to wear skirts on those occasions, which was the most unbearable thing for her. She didn't want to wear custom dresses and those socialites. Little Lorna felt that she could see through those empty brains at a glance, which was really stupid.

"We can wear adventure outfits and go to social dinners with folding shovels!" Salomon's proposal made Little Lorna's eyes lit up, and she knew that her brother had no idea. If there are children in the orphanage who are the best at pranks, then it is only Salomon. Although he has always been well-behaved and, he is not comparable to other children. Taking Little Lorna to rob SHIELD funds was just an inconspicuous one among countless pranks. In addition, the high school he was in at that time was the famous Eton School and was responsible for the Fuji Whip, so he naturally became one of the many students' prank targets. However, his method was constantly updated and changed in the competition between classmates, and quickly moved closer to the famous senior, the king of pranks Horace deville Cole. He even escaped unscrupulously every time and picked up the Fuji Whip and taught the classmates who had originally tried to prank him.

Little Lorna couldn't wait to hear what a good idea was for Salomon.

"We can go to Tanzania to chase migrating wildebeests, and now it's time for the migration to begin. We can drive a jeep, bring a few guns to deal with poachers, and bring a few shovels to dig elephant feces. We wash the shovels and use them to barbecue." Salomon said to Little Lona with a crooked face, "Believe me, as long as we live in the wild for a week, we shoot an adventure documentary. That documentary will be played in the venue, and after the video is over, we will use a transport plane to transport us and car to the dinner scene, showing all participants that we are doing all our work in Africa. Those people have to endure the stench of elephant feces on our bodies while praising our contribution to protecting animals."

"They dare not cover their noses!" Little Lona became excited. She knew that Salomon would not disappoint her. Her appetite was back. She stuffed a piece of salmon sushi made by Dinah into her mouth, swallowed it quickly and said, "When they saw that we used a shovel that shoveled elephant shit to cook, I will kiss everyone who came to shake hands with us! Oh my God, I want to see their faces changing, that must be very funny! They will definitely not refuse!"

"We can put all the goats carried on the transport plane." Salomon stuffed a small piece of fish into the girl's mouth, and she bit the cold fish like she was chewing jelly. The secret mage Zhang Ka said to Little Lorna with both hands, "Imagine that more than a hundred goats rushed straight to the cold dinner scene and drove the reporters and female stars around... I can imagine the goats holding the skirts of famous women and the artful Silicon Valley elites running around with their butts. Let me see the guest list... Oh, I believe that the day will be quite interesting, and those well-dressed female stars will definitely hate me. Especially the Kardashians, I am very excited about the goats chasing these vulgar nouveau riche who try to use art to add value to themselves. Ms. Minerva's guest list is really suitable."

It’s not that Salomon is wearing tinted glasses to look at American celebrities, but that he really dislikes the vulgarity of these people. Taking the Kardashian family as an example, even when talking to those people, Salomon feels that he has lowered his level. What he really appreciates is talented people, such people will be respected by him. For example, the famous singer Taylor Swift was quietly arranged by him to a position that would not be affected by goats, and Pepper Pots, who came to support the show, was also there.

Because the scene was too ridiculous, little Lorna almost burst into laughter after a little imagination. She even smashed her forehead on the table, shaking the silver tableware on the table, making the table jingle. The girl who had just swallowed the fish was also giggling. Although she didn't understand what everyone was laughing, she just thought that everyone was laughing was very interesting. Salomon carefully observed the girl's eyes, observing the silk satin inlaid with precision instruments and mysterious circuits.

When the girl's mood swings were very intense, a hint of vigilance appeared inadvertently in the corner of his eyes. Beyonetta noticed this and deliberately kicked Salomon's ankle under the table, indicating that he should not do it too obvious. Perhaps it was because she had not been very happy with Little Lorna a few days ago. She now plans to ignore the rebellious phenomenon of adolescence and start learning from human cubs. Beyonetta believes that this will be helpful to her future parenting career.

"That's definitely big news, we will definitely be the protagonist! I'll wear the animal skin I peeled off!" Little Lorna's laughter was like a goose, which was a vulgar behavior that Athena absolutely did not allow. She now really appreciated the benefits of living in the Oxfordshire Manor. The control here is much less than that of Mount Athena or private schools. Only Beyonetta is a bit strict. As long as she passes the precepts, no one else will care about her.

The animal skin that Lorna mentioned is actually the skin of the possum. This craft is still a bit difficult for modern people, and Minerva did not force her to learn it. However, Lorna seemed to have a special liking for this dirty craft. She also asked Salomon for advice. After trying it several times, she successfully peeled off a complete skin with a knife and handed it to the cobbler.

"As long as they think of that banquet, they will definitely remember the pain of being pushed by goats, and us." Little Lorna said with a fork, "From now on, we will be bullies in the New York social circle, and no one dares to mess with us! We will not invite us in all social occasions! This is really great!"

"As long as you can tolerate Ms. Minerva's punishment, I think she will never give you a good face. And I think she will twist the goat's head off on the spot, or your head. You'd better expect the former, she is not a good-tempered woman." Joan of Arc poured cold water on them expressionlessly. She also deliberately bit off the little carrot with a creamy look with exaggerated movements, revealing a malicious reminder with her white teeth. Joan of Arc expressed something that Salomon had not yet known, but the secret mage could not understand why she said that. "If I were you, I would never challenge her bottom line. Salomon, as long as you eat those things with a shovel, I won't kiss you before brushing your teeth a thousand times."

"A hundred times are enough, a thousand times are too strict." Beyonetta said with a blink of an eye, "and I like the smell of mint toothpaste."
Chapter completed!