Chapter 697 The lower limit of the online world
Agent Hill could hardly imagine what a Salomon would look like in an apron to make breakfast. She had never tasted the skills of a Secret Mage. When Wanda was in the castle, she was most looking forward to breakfast every day, which was made by her teacher, but she had never seen the process of making breakfast. This was an extremely common situation for the two witches, but it was rare recently. During the time when she was together, Salomon had not yet created her own Homon Curus, which was an artificial human, so many housework needed to be handled by him and the witch, including making delicious food.
Even if he was extremely busy, he would not forget the small details related to the witch - Bernita likes fried eggs on one side, Joan of Arc likes to eat semi-cooled French scrambled eggs; Bernita knows nothing about electrical appliances, and once even ignites in a decorative fireplace; Bernita likes to do yoga in the early morning, and Joan of Arc likes to sleep in under the quilt, yelling that he doesn't want to teach those little kids at school, and often needs Bernita to pull her out of bed.
Salomon has not taken off his apron.
After he placed salad and breakfast in front of the two witches and an artificial man, he sat in his seat with a teacup. The laptop and the meal plate each took one side, as if official duties were as delicious as scrambled eggs. Beyonita did not start tasting immediately, but lowered her head and wrote something on the notebook. She had to prepare a Christmas gift list and a gift list, which was her responsibility as the hostess. Some gifts needed to be selected in advance and purchased, some were delivered to the door, and some had to attend several press conferences before they could be purchased. The gifts were given to everyone were different, corresponding to their property and identity, and they tried not to embarrass the recipient when returning the gift. This was an extremely complex knowledge, which was usually done by her and the butler Dinah.
The morning news is still broadcast on TV, and the WHIW news frontline. Dinah did not select a program on purpose, she just wanted to make more noise in the morning. "The police in Essex County, England received a report and a large number of bones appeared on the bed of the Stour River. Experts from the British Spiritual Studies Association believe that the bones came from the famous Polylaydori haunted house. As we all know, the Polylaydori haunted house was a monastery in the 13th century..."
"Christina (the host) always exaggerates." Salomon took a sip of hot tea slowly. The heat of the tea cup blurred his eyes, but it had no effect on him. He could still see the text on the screen. He looked through Wanda's mission report, and the description of the report was completely different from that in the news, which was enough to prove that the free media was talking nonsense again.
"There are only five skeletons, three of which are babies. Wanda also took away the adult skeleton polluted by magic, and Polylayoli had no resentment." It seemed that three consecutive days of rest made his eyes softer again, which made the witch more convinced that long vacations were good for his spirit. Salomon was not worried about Wanda's mental state after the mission, because the reports he received came from different parties: the transport boat driver, Wanda Maximov and Natasha Romanov. To be precise, the last report was stolen, and the Avengers had not yet been generous enough to share intelligence with Salomon.
"It's just that someone accidentally killed someone while practicing magic. You know, the thirteenth century monasteries were not that pure, and many dead babies... so the truth is definitely not as terrifying as reported in the news, unless the nuns of that monastery were too enthusiastic and enthusiastic about taking a bath."
"It's breakfast time now, don't talk about such topics, you pig!"
Joan Arc picked out a small tomato from the salad with a fork and threw it on Salomon's head. The Cheshire cat, who had been looking up at the dining table, jumped subconsciously and bit the small fruit without hesitation. Then it screamed and shook its head wildly, trying to shake off the small tomatoes that were pinched on its teeth. Dinah had to stand up and help it, preventing the stupid cat from scattering its saliva on the floor that had just been scrubbed.
"The next is an exclusive interview with Darren Kraus, CEO of Pim Technology. We were fortunate to invite this business genius and scientist in the technology industry, who turned Pim Technology, which has been losing money for many years. We all know that Dr. Hank Pim is a myth in the field of technology, but in terms of running a company, this scientist who has close ties to S.H.I.E.L.D. and the government, lost to his students. I believe that all audiences will be interested in Darren Kraus's life and deeds and his relationship with Hank Pim..."
"He is my most respected mentor." Darren Klaus talked on TV, fully expressing his respect for his mentor. Salomon smiled disdainfully. Pim Technology has never launched any new product since Darren Klaus took over the company. Even though Hank Pim regarded Pim Technology as a shame, Salomon still knew the inside story of Pim Technology. He knew that Hank Pim would watch TV in the morning and would definitely order a new TV this afternoon.
An irritable old man, but a genius.
If he had been born decades earlier, he would definitely be qualified to attend the Solvey Conference, and might appear in the famous photo. Although Salomon did not like Dr. Pim's temper, he admired his wisdom very much. Although the structural form of the Pim particles was formed through a series of coincidences, he transformed this complex coincidence into repeatable experiments. The research in it took a lot of his energy, which led to the Ant-Man from World War II.
WHIW News Front also conducted an exclusive interview with the Scott Lang incident. The former employee of Vesta Company stole the company's four million dollars because he was dissatisfied with the company's participation in illegal activities and distributed it to the victims he believed, which also divided the public's opinions into two factions and kept arguing on the Internet. Salomon also heard about this incident, but it was not through anyone's mouth or professional reports. For Immortal City or SHIELD, Scott Lang is just a small role. Vesta Company is not as influential as those old families as one of the new money. He found that his favorite garbage forums mentioned this incident when he sprayed politically correct politicians and greedy Jewish capitalists, and most people expressed their respect to Scott Lang.
"We are going to elect Scott Long as president so he will stuff money into our pockets! Ellis stepped down!"
“So should Scott Long join the Democratic Party?”
“Then he would become a politician who supports the ‘Black Trans Gay’ and then put that ‘Black Trans Gay’ dead fat woman on a huge billboard in the square to replace the sexy lingerie model.”
"vomit!"
"In the best view, maybe he will start a war against Israel."
"Then he will be killed by the Jewish capitalist, you idiot!"
"We're going to go out to protect him! Start a riot, friends! I'm a nigger, I like Scott Long because I fucking money to buy a Kardashian version of XINGAI doll!"
"It seems that your taste is very consistent with your own environment! (Teaching on the hips of Kanye Omarie West and Kim Kardashian)"
"Don't you like big ass women? Hurry up and sit on my face, I don't mind if it's silicone!"
"I declare this to be a victory for /场生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生生
Through the dirty words in the lower limit forum of the Internet world, Salomon learned about Scott Lang's release. He was sure that it was not far from the time Hank Pim had to shine Scott Lang. Dr. Pim would definitely be able to solve various problems in the quantum field faster after experiencing a brainstorm with Salomon.
Chapter completed!