062. Winlow Joke
"Hmph!" After listening to Xiao Qing's explanation, Ruoshui also found it difficult to control his emotions. He began to squirt low laughter from his nose, and soon his face turned into a pig's liver.
No one noticed that Wen Luo had recorded the scene of the two women laughing so hard.
Taking this as evidence, among the four, he is the only one who is the best at pleaseing girls. Look, how do they all laugh?
Just say it? As soon as he comes, the lifeless ward will instantly shine and laughter will fill the room!
Whether Li Ming wants to play with Ning Ruoshui or plans to grow old together, Li Ming’s woman is his woman... Bah, the person he needs to take care of.
There is no rush to continue the laughter, raise your lips and wait quietly.
It was not until the trend of becoming colder, and he spoke: "Yes, when we were twelve years old, our precious virginity was deceived by the wet nurse who was twenty years older than him."
"This wet nurse is very capable, and her methods are not comparable to you little girls."
"Twenty-seven years ago, she was also a young nightclub foreman and had four best friends."
"In order to climb to the high branches, the five people played a rich man together and climbed onto the rich man's bed one by one, and the silver bracelets were all ready."
"Just when I was happy, I found out that the rich man was actually from Mocheng. Oh, there was no way, so I could only give up choosing another target."
"I just happened to hear that Mrs. Zhuo is pregnant, and one of the five is pregnant, and I wanted to abort the child, but what if Mrs. Zhuo gave birth to a son?"
"So these five people began to plan to move into his harem before Yuchuan was born. After the woman gave birth to a baby girl, she volunteered to be a wet nurse in the Zhuo family and also got a fake identity with innocent value."
"As a wet nurse, as long as you pass the milk and have innocent value, the Zhuo family did not want to investigate carefully? In this way, the five women are looking forward to Yuchuan growing up every day."
"Finally, when I was twelve, the wet nurse got the first one. Then a month later, the second one also got the second one. In less than half a year, she married five women who could be fucked..."
"Hahahaha... Stop talking... I'm so laughing to death..." Xiao Qing could not continue listening. She was afraid that she would be extremely happy and sad today.
Even though Zhuo Yuchuan's expression is ugly now, he doesn't think it's too scary. He has never felt it was funny when he sympathized with someone.
It’s so funny to start being plotted against chastity before she was born, and it started to be like that at the age of twelve. No wonder she can marry so many wives now. What’s even more funny is whether Zhuo Yuchuan has a stepdaughter who is the same age as him?
Didn’t Wen Luo say that his first wife was going to be a wet nurse for him after giving birth to a daughter?
Zhuo Yuchuan was helpless and raised his hand to rub his temples, constantly reminding himself that Wen Luo was a brother and that this was a ward, and it was not suitable for martial arts films.
Regarding Ning Ruoshui and Xiao Qing's evaluation, Zhuo Yuchuan is exactly the opposite of Wen Luo. He now doesn't like these two women. What kind of good bird can someone who can build his happiness on other people's pain?
I originally planned to leave directly, but now he has changed his mind. Let's laugh, hum, and you can still laugh after a while.
"What about his eldest wife's daughter? What do you call him?" After Ruoshui moved forward, she began to seek questions in her heart.
Wen Luo glanced at her: "No, of course I call you dad. Now I am studying abroad. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, alas, to be honest, I admire these five women too."
"From nothing to everything now, the entire Jade Palace belongs to them the most capable. No matter how many people marry, they must follow their leader. It seems that they are almost fifty? Anyway, I think they are just a few old monsters!"
This time, even Ruoshui began to pity Zhuo Yuchuan: "But they are deceiving, so don't have to marry him, right?"
"Didn't you listen to me? Not long ago, there was a woman who wanted to drug him. If she didn't succeed, she could be considered a deception. If she was successful, she would have to marry her. Even if he had moved to Mocheng now, some family concepts would have been deeply rooted..."
There is no doubt that Wen Luo was amused Ruoshui as soon as he appeared today. Now he hopes that he can stay for a while, and doesn't even care what their purpose is.
As for people, who doesn’t want to spend every day happily? How long has it been since I laughed so happy?
Not only is he handsome, but he is also very cute, ten thousand times stronger than Li Ming.
Finally, Zhuo Yuchuan took action, pointed to the long sofa opposite and said to Wen Luo: "I heard that you have encountered something quite interesting recently. Come and tell us?"
Xiao Qingyuan wanted to say that he could talk here, why did he have to go to the sofa? But in order to be a little more pleasant, he didn't talk much.
Until a few minutes later, she finally understood why Zhuo Yuchuan wanted Wen Luo to go there.
Sure enough, when talking about telling jokes, Wen Luo's interest was completely aroused, and he immediately got up and walked around.
After sitting down, he lowered his head and smiled for a while before facing the beauty: "I tell you, this matter is much more funny than the ones with the slander of Yuchuan, hahaha, do you know what it is?"
The people in front of them were so funny that they didn't laugh, but now even he laughed like this...
There was probably something wrong. Xiao Qing reached out to hold Ruoshui before the other party spoke, for fear that her wound would crack later.
"Tell me, let me see how interesting it is!" Zhuo Yuchuan used his chin to signal that the other party could start the performance.
Not to mention, although I know it may be the same as before, I am in a particularly depressed mood recently. It would be great if I could have fun.
Wen Luo cleared his throat, made a correct attitude, and said very seriously: "I have a servant in my family who is already fifty years old. Because her husband passed away early, he always wants to meet the second spring."
"So she started making friends online, and she finally found someone who suited her feelings. After chatting for almost two years, she finally decided to have a boyfriend online hahahahahaha..."
"Boyfriend hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Even if I did the previous work well, I still couldn't control it halfway and broke the work. Because it was so funny, I simply climbed on the sofa and beat the seat cushion hard: "The result is hahahaha... it can't work, my stomach hurts a little..."
Xiao Qing frowned and slowly pulled her hand back from Ruoshui. The picture turned too fast, right? She was completely caught off guard. Where is Wen Luo still here?
Ruoshui was also confused. Is it funny? He heard that there was no laughter at all now, right? Why did the handsome guy with long hair laugh like this?
"What is the result of deciding to meet?" Zhuo Yuchuan asked patiently.
"The result is hahaha... the result is... oh so funny, I can't say it, hahaha..."
Wen Luo shook his shoulders while wiping his tears. In fact, he was more anxious than them. He really wanted to tell them all in one go, but it was really difficult. He could laugh for a long time whenever he thought of that.
In the end, the guy was not just lying on the sofa. In order to make his stomach less uncomfortable, he simply lay down and rolled back and forth.
This made Zhuo Yuchuan speechless, and it was true.
In addition to being cynical and fickle in his life, Wen Luo only has this last shortcoming. He likes to tell jokes to others, but he always laughs himself, and the audience doesn't know what he is talking about.
This time it seemed even more deadly. I was really afraid that he would be angry. Zhuo Yuchuan kindly persuaded: "You calm down first, control your emotions before you talk about it!"
Chapter completed!