So Wang Gang quickly ran back to the house, jumped onto the bed, took out toilet paper from his bag, wrapped it in his hand for five or six times. Just as he was about to get out of bed, Brother Long Hair smiled badly

"What's wrong? Your relative is here!"

"Go to you! My relatives didn't come. Your wife and aunt came. The villain with wings leaked his pants and asked me to help deliver paper!"

"Oh, if my wife comes, you can send it there quickly. After cleaning it, you can find a place to sleep in the evening!"

"Oh, brother is a wife! Don't you know that Sprite can't have a bed together during the period? Why don't you understand women?"

"You little brat! It seems that you know everything! I haven't seen you solve it myself for so long. Don't let my wife be useless later. Let you wipe your pants and finish it!"

"This is right! Then I'm going up and tearing more and helping my sister-in-law wipe it together!"

At this time, Brother Long Hair suddenly sat up from the bed

"How troublesome you are going to bed, come here and I will tear you up!"

Wang Gang found that the situation was not good

"Although I like to be helpful, I prefer to do my own things! Could it be that my sister-in-law's relatives are really here!"

I saw Brother Changfa pick up a mineral water bottle

"Get out of here! Come back and get rid of you slowly!"

After leaving the room, Wang Gang trotted all the way, as if he was about to lose control. However, when he ran to the toilet and opened the door, his stomach seemed to be wrongly calculated for the delivery date. He didn't hurt or make a fuss, but he couldn't take off his pants and fart him. Then put on his pants and rush for half a day. Isn't this a waste of the precious water resources of the motherland? I thought that since I came, I need to sleep in this place, and maybe I need to brew it in the toilet too! So I used all my strength to work towards the main valve, and I tried my best to work towards the main valve. Unfortunately, although he was so tired that he was getting hot all over and had small sweat beads on his head, he never did. But when he squatted for about four or five minutes, he felt a severe pain in the main valve of the large intestine, just like someone was holding a red-burned steel needle, constantly poking his large intestine!

At this time, although he was panicked and regretted even more. He really didn't know what this was called. Not only did it not make people feel comfortable, but it seemed to have anal fissures. So he quickly wiped it with paper, but he took it over and saw that it was full of blood. After thinking about it, no one stuffed a stick in the back. Why did there be blood? Could it be that it was really unsuitable to make it? If there was a problem with this thing and there was incontinence, it would be really troublesome.

I had no choice but to touch it with my hands and check it carefully for myself. Unexpectedly, except for two big bumps around, they were all small bumps as big as soybeans. Now his nervous mood slowly calmed down. It turned out that he had drunk a few days ago, and activated the hemorrhoids that had not been in charge. In addition, these days, it was not surprising that he had no water to walk. At first, he thought it was an anal fissure, but now he found that it was an anal fissure and hemorrhoids in both directions!

At this time, Wang Gang squatted on the toilet, thinking that there was not even a small shop in this place. Several herders and farmers also went to find "Ma Yinglong" in that distant place. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he remembered that when he went to the bathroom and took hot water to wash his face, he happened to meet a driver. He was taking off all of Liu Qiu, and was holding his butt up and washing his butt. At that time, he saw "Fu Yanjie" blushing and quickly lowered his head, but he was still discovered by the chubby master.

"Haha, are you very curious! A big man was washing his butt with Fu Yanjie!"

Wang Gang blushed from his face to his neck

"I have never seen men wash their butts, but women wash them! I just watched advertisements on TV, and it seemed to be invented for women, saying that washing is healthier! It turns out that this one washes their butts!"

"Hahaha, you little guy knows a lot! That's a good idea. This is invented for women. As for what it is to wash, you will know when you get married! Actually, I have no choice. After driving for a long time, I won't be hemorrhoids!"

Wang Gang glanced at the master

"Oh, there is no way for this guy to have hemorrhoids. Who makes us men suffer naturally? Isn't there some special medicine now? How can you use women's things? You are not afraid of getting gynecological diseases!"

"What is your logic? This is a kind of medicine! Who said men cannot use women's medicine? But it's strange. I have seen many doctors and have used many medicines, which are applied, and washed, but the effect is not obvious. I knew that once I drank with a buddy, he said that he had become hemorrhoids when drinking. Unexpectedly, he used it accidentally. His wife's wife Yan Jie was so much more comfortable. Although it could not be treated thoroughly, if she didn't drink, she could still last for a while!"

Thinking of this, Wang Gang stood up suddenly. He just raised his pants and saw countless little stars in front of him. When he recovered from his consciousness, he realized that he had not wiped the blood on his butt again. Finally, he smiled bitterly. He couldn't care about that much. He farted two farts and used three circles of toilet paper. If there was still blood, then go back to wash his butt, throw his underwear and hang in the neutral gear! The main task now is to find out which master of the butt washer, and then talk about it after taking Fu Yanjie.

It was a coincidence that he had just come out of the toilet and came to the door of the apartment. A few days ago, the master walked over from the bathhouse with a washbasin. At that time, Wang Gang was in a dilemma. He didn't know how to say hello to the master, nor did he know what to borrow. He was doing ideological struggles.

"Xiao Wang has gone to copy the parameters!"

Smile quickly

"Well, the master has washed it again!"

The master smiled

"You guy, why did I wash it again? I have to wash it at least once a day, and I can't stand the pain either. I will go to rest this time and prepare for surgery! I'm so troublesome!"

"Oh, master, you'd better not have surgery. I heard that surgery hurts your vitality! You eat less irritating things, don't sit for a long time, and then wash with that, and it may be cured slowly!"

"Then you mean I'm standing and driving all day! You guy just miss me, go to see your dream lover early!"

"Hahaha, I forgot you to drive, that master, you that one"

Wang Gang finally swallowed it forcibly after halfway through the words, but the master found that the little guy seemed to have something to say.

"All the big men, just say something!"

Wang Gang scratched his head and thought to himself that although he had no money, his master did not owe him anything when he met him by chance. He must not use other people's things in vain. He owed someone first and waited for someone to come up and asked for some money to pay it back.

"Master, are you still the one who washes? If you have a whole bottle, sell me one first!"

At this moment, the master frowned and frowned

"Why are you going to have a bottle of this? Am I happy again?"

"No, how could I be happy with that master! I drank too much that night before I came, but I didn't expect to drink the hemorrhoids!"

"Haha, it seems that you are not a fuel-saving lamp. At a young age, you can drink alcohol and hemorrhoids. You can buy whatever you want! You don't bother with it. I'll take it first and don't need to pay it back. I have that more!"

"Master, I'll give it back to you after washing!"

"Oh, why are you so troublesome! You can do whatever you want! Wash the water away quickly and it's so beautiful!"

Wang Gang said very gratefully when he heard the master say this

"Thank you, Master!"

Just now, I pushed open the door, but I didn't expect that Long Hai was standing at the door

"I've been there for so long, I'm going to see if the toilet collapsed after you urinated. I quickly called the crane to rescue you! I didn't expect you to run to the girls' toilet and picked up a woman Yan Jie. Why do you want to wash it healthier!"

Wang Gang blushed and didn't say a word, but just lowered his head and placed the toiletries in the basin on the table. Brother Changfa still felt unhappy.

"Oh! Talking to you! Hahaha, what's wrong? It's been broken!"

At this time, Wang Gang couldn't bear it. He thought that he was an outsider and could not cure you, but he found someone who could cure you. So he pretended to be angry and threw the basin on the ground, turned around and prepared to go out.

"Oh, do you think you are dirty? You actually said that the master of the tank truck was penetrated by someone. Then I will go to him now and let him tell you how to penetrate it and feel comfortable!"

Brother Changfa became anxious when he heard this and grabbed Wang Gang

"Oh! When did I say that Master Cheng was pierced? You can't say whatever you want? When someone's chrysanthemum is not exploded, my chrysanthemum will become a broken flower and willow! Oh, I'm kidding you, why do you have hemorrhoids too!"

"Oh, it's hard to say anything! It's too late to say anything now!"

"How come the girl who was hurt when she was in school, she got hemorrhoids! I didn't expect you to be a character too!"

"Go to you! We are a leaf that has never touched our bodies in the flowers. It's not like the mother you saw, and the saliva flows two feet long!"

"Okay, don't say that you are so noble! That's because you have harmed the flowers. Not only did you chew and eat them, but you didn't even let go of the leaves. You have harmed them all. Where can I find the leaves? Tell me if this is the case? Tell me a few tricks quickly, so that I can also get hemorrhoids!"

"Tell me your head! It's not easy to think about hemorrhoids. Didn't you say that you can get it if you have too much harm? Women here do not have enough resources, but the ewes on the ranch of fellow villagers must be enough for you to get hemorrhoids! But I can tell you clearly now that I have drunk too much hemorrhoids, and I don't know why I get sick when I drink it now!"

"Oh! Brother! You are so talented. How old are you, your butt is bleeding! Then your alcohol must be very large!"

Hearing this, Wang Gang thought, he bragged but didn't pay taxes anyway

"Oh, compared to our Northeastern men, it's naturally not worth mentioning. Just over two pounds of white wine, so you can pour beer at will!"

"Oh, it's so good. Let's drink it and measure how much liquor you have. Which one is more than two pounds? How much is it? Don't worry about enough beer. Then we count how many bottles you can drink. In the future, you will at least know how much alcohol you have!"

Wang Gang realized at this time that he was just looking for a blow job at this time. He just bragged in front of the Northeast man, but he also chose his own strengths.

"Didn't you see that I'm in a bad state now? Let's test it carefully after it's done!"

"It's okay, drinking can make you sick, and drinking can also cure you. You don't have to go now, let's treat you now!"

Wang Gang found that the situation was not good, so he picked up the basin and ran out the door.

"Treat your head! I'll take a shower first! You can treat the disease alone!"

Then a crazy laugh came from the room, and the long-haired brother lay on the door

"You little guy, you remember that bragging doesn't cost money, but don't be with us Northeastern people, show off how much you can drink. If you believe it or not, you will ask you to drink it when you come back in the evening. When you meet, you will call me brother!"

After coming to the bathroom, Wang Gang quickly closed the door and took off his pants. When he was about to unscrew the faucet, he suddenly felt something was wrong there. Finally, he smiled bitterly and found that he had not taken off any of the clothes on it. Finally, he complained while taking it off. It was really troublesome to wash his butt!

After everything was ready, Wang Gang washed first, then squeezed it carefully, put it in the palm of his hand for a long time, thinking whether this thing dares to be used! Don’t change the sound after washing, it will be completely troublesome! But under the influence of the water flow, the bottom is extremely itchy, and it is accompanied by a burst of heart-wrenching pain. Finally, he bit his teeth and tried his best. Since others dare to use it, he dares to use it. First solve the urgent problem. It will be comfortable for a while!

Hi, it’s true that with the continuous cleaning, the extremely itchy and thirsty pain symptoms were significantly reduced. Wang Gang started humming a small song and began to clean it more comprehensively and meticulously. After washing his butt and whole body, he felt unprecedented ease and comfort. Finally, he smiled bitterly, but he didn’t expect that Fu Yanjie would have this function.
Chapter completed!