After returning to the house, Wang Gang quickly climbed onto the bed and pulled the quilt open, preparing to use the heat and body temperature in the house to dry the small water droplets on his body as soon as possible. Otherwise, if his stomach would "make a revolution" again, he would go out in the yard and be frozen in the thread clothes and pants, and he would not be able to remove them even if he stuck to his body. Then he would cry without tears. After washing his butt and froze into a popsicle, it would be a bit of a hateful "rotten hemorrhoids"!

But it’s true. As the saying goes, you’ll be afraid of anything. This is impossible. When you take a shower, you have some water in your mouth, or when you wash your butt, you’ve drifted into the steam! Wang Gang covered his quilt for a while, but he didn’t expect that his stomach would start a “revolution”! There was no choice but to put on his coat reluctantly, leave the bed that was just a little warm, wrap it up with another lump of toilet paper, and head out of the bed in a hurry.

But when he was wearing shoes, he really quit his back and ran into a face-to-face with Brother Long Hair.

"Oh, isn't it healthier to wash? Why are you just coming back and going to wash again!"

Wang Gang frowned because his stomach was so uncomfortable

"Oh, you are my dear brother! Why are you everywhere? It's so terrible! Your fashion show hasn't started so early, so why are you wandering around here again!"

"Aren't you busy organizing a wine shop for you? I'll help you measure your measurements tonight!"

After hearing this, Wang Gang knew that most men in Northeast China were talking about it, so he quickly looked pitiful.

"Good brother, just spare me! Otherwise, you will make me stupid directly! This feeling is really worse than death!"

I saw Brother Long Hair smile

"Oh! Aren't you very good at it? Aren't you very good at it? Are you almost unable to hold it in?"

At this time, Wang Gang covered his stomach and smiled bitterly.

"Oh, I can't hold it in anymore! Do you still sleep at night? I will never dare to brag again!"

"Do you think you can stay in the house at night in the crotch? Get out of here, don't worry, we don't allow drinking here! You should do whatever you should do, it's just timid and not fun at all!"

Wang Gang glared at him, thinking that you are not interested in watching the fun, and finally your eyes turned

"Brother, you are amazing! I'll go out and steal a cow for you now!"

Brother Long Hair smiled

"I said you are timid, why do you steal a cow? You can prove that you are a real man, you are not afraid of heaven or earth! Childhood is simply stupid. Be careful that other people's fellow villagers come out and press your legs backwards!"

Wang Gang smiled

"For your hobby, I am willing to go up to the mountain of swords and fall into the sea of ​​fire. This little thing is not worth mentioning!"

"Your cow has a wool relationship with me, and we have beef here!"

"I know you are not short of beef, but you are not awesome! I'll steal a cow for you. Since you don't let me brag, then keep it for yourself and blow it slowly!"

"You boy stop me!"

At this time, Wang Gang quickly pulled the door and ran to the bathroom opposite. But when he ran in quickly, he suddenly heard a very strange and rhythmic sound.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ah! Ah!"

When Wang Gang found that the situation was wrong, he thought he had run to the wrong toilet, so he quickly turned his head and ran outside to see, that's right! The drawing was a man on it, and he wrote the word "big man"! What happened? Finally, he thought carefully that there were no women here at night, so what was going on like this sound like a movie? It was not a woman's voice. Could it be that men in this world would also call him, so he deliberately coughed, wanting to see who the sacred was.

But as soon as he heard his cough, the sound disappeared, he wondered, if so many men were staying there, they wouldn't be haunted, and finally he laughed and cried. Maybe the guy was comforting himself, so he was about to pull it away, and the block next to him, and quickly released the block that had just been held back. Suddenly, the block next to him was blocked away. The one who walked out was not someone else, he really came up the same day as himself, the driver of the water truck, and when he saw Wang Gang, he smiled.

"Oh, when he went to the bathroom, his grandmother was like pulling gold. She couldn't get it down. This ghost place was too dry! I'll find a way tomorrow and see if they get mineral water. I'll go there at the same time. That day, it will be troublesome if it gets anal discharge!"

Wang Gang also smiled, thinking that it would be abnormal if you eat so much meat and drink a little soup every day.

"Yes! The weather outside is dry and dry, the house is warm and humid, and the food is so good and there is so little soup. It is really difficult to go to the toilet, so you have to drink more water."

Suddenly the guy looked at Wang Gang strangely

"What did you laugh at just now?"

Wang Gang can no longer hold it in

"When I came in just now, I heard someone oh! He screamed like a woman! I thought you were watching a movie!"

"Haha, so that's it! But it's normal to watch movies. There's nothing to be embarrassed about among the big men! I said it seems that someone came in and couldn't hear the movement, thinking I was distracted! This is normal. Almost every day, I call my father and mother because I can't pull it down!"

Wang Gang found that the master seemed to have a little misunderstanding about him, so he quickly took out his cigarette

"Master, don't think too much! I just think your call is very rhythmic! It looks very similar to the movie! And it sounds very nice!"

"Hahaha, you little guy! You don't know much, but you know a lot! Then go quickly. Since it sounds nice, just study hard!"

Finally, the two smiled. Wang Gang watched the master leave and quickly opened the blocking door and fired smoke bombs while taking off his pants. However, when he just squatted down and was ready to detoxify, his belly was bulging and uncomfortable. The valve of the large intestine was sometimes big and sometimes small, but there was no stock coming out. After squatting for about five or six minutes, he always felt a lump of gold as big as a red date. It seemed to fall off, but he seemed unwilling to come out. He stood up and wanted to increase gravity by increasing the height and then stood up, sticking his butt to the valve of the large intestine, exerting the strength of breastfeeding.

However, Wang Gang never expected that this method would not work at all. Not only did the "dog-headed gold" fall out without the effect of gravity, but sweat beads began to fall off on his head. He was so tired that he squatted down again. At this time, he thought of the master just now, and he couldn't pull it out, so he learned how to scream from a Korean woman. Perhaps he thought of a certain stimulating moment. Once the stumbling block on the main valve fell, the small stone inside naturally fell off.

So, Wang Gang quickly entered the state, constantly shrinking the size of the valve, while constantly exerting force, and whispering in his mouth, but he had not yet heard two people outside.

"You hear that there is another one that cannot be pulled out!"

"Oh, it's really not easy for him to make some money! This place is not only skin, but also rough like tree bark, and intestines are dry like tree trunks. I didn't look carefully when I pulled it out a few days ago, and I thought it was air-dried beef!"

"Go to you! It's a waste not to put you, the corporate culture department!"

"Go away quickly! Don't let the guys inside make a decision and have been brewing for a long time and then held back!"

When he heard them leave, Wang Gang thought that his skin was dry and the bark was so dry. Although this was a little expanded, there was absolutely no smoothness on the faces of the people in the yard! The intestines were dry like tree trunks. He believed that because of so long, a lump had not been successfully landed on the ground! The pulled out looked like air-dried beef, and he also believed that because of the last time, the dried beef, it was impossible to put it in his mouth, slowly melt it with saliva, and then chew it slowly!

Suddenly, Wang Gang slapped himself hard, thinking that his grandmother couldn't even pull it out, and this time he still wanted to eat it. He heard from the people just now that many people would make noises, so he began to moan unscrupulously, but his throat was dry and he couldn't see a dog-headed gold below. When he was feeling desperate, he first thought of the woman in the movie, but this didn't work for dog-headed gold. When he was smashing his head desperately, he remembered those pregnant women lying on the delivery bed, and he had a solution.

At this time, he saw his fists clenched tightly and constantly exerting force. The "little red dates" on the small side seemed to be about to fall to the ground, but after relaxing, he returned the same way. At this time, he was about to collapse. If he could go in, he wanted to get in and dig it out with his hands. But this was just a beautiful wish, so he relaxed his whole body and squatted quietly on the toilet, thinking that when will love come out, he didn't believe that living people can still make the dog-headed gold suffocate to death!

I was bored and lit a cigarette. While smoking, I counted the "basket" in my hand. The "hump basket" was calculating whether I was a rich man. Suddenly, my eyes lit up. I remembered that those expectant mothers were lying on the delivery bed with their legs conveniently plastered by doctors. I heard that children could be more likely to have children. Although I am not doing a childbirth job now, it is the same to stay away from it. Why do I have both hands? If I don't help break the valve open, wouldn't it be easier to get gold?

There was no way, he tore two large pieces of paper, and with a try, he was a silly horse. He pressed half a watermelon with one hand, and tried hard to go down, while gritting his teeth on both sides, pressing the small bumps on the hemorrhoids, and desperately expanding to both sides. Hard work pays off. He heard a bang, and then another hail sound. Wang Gang touched his stomach and often breathed a sigh of relief, thinking, "Oh, this is not going to the bathroom, this is simply going to the front line."

After getting up, Wang Gangbi was not in a hurry. He washed away the dog-headed gold with water. Instead, he squatted down and looked at it. He wanted to see what good things were. He was so embarrassed that he was so embarrassed. He was shocked when he saw it. It was not as big as the front piece, and the size of a sheep feces and eggs behind him. Although there was no blood, all the dog-headed gold was black, and none of them were connected. Now he was completely panicked and thought that it would be a big deal to continue like this. If it really stuck to the intestines or stomach and turned into stones, it would be troublesome. He had to find a way to solve the problem of drinking water, so he rushed to lie on the bed and think about what to do.

After returning to the house, he found that the two were not there. Brother Changfa still faced the window with his cell phone and smiled like a flower. He saw Wang Gang come back and sit up.

"Are you going to go to the toilet in your hometown? Or are you getting lost when you come back?"

"Oh, don't mention it, it's harder to have a baby than to have a big one!"

"Oh, it seems like you have given birth to a baby. You eat so well all day and sleep for so long. After three or four days, you drink a bottle of mineral water. If you don't dehydrate your kid, you're already very lucky!"

"Oh, you think I don't want to drink water! But I didn't bring it!"

"Oh! You should have a mouth full of water if you don't bring water!"

"My mouth is not open, no one else's water is bought by money! I didn't bring any money when I came up!"

"Haha, I've just figured it out now. It turns out that you are embarrassed to open your mouth and ask someone for it! I've been puzzled these days. I thought you are a strange person. You stay here without drinking water, and you are still very lively all day long. I didn't expect you to suffer if you are willing to be face-saving. Don't tell me whether your mouth is consecrated or you don't bring money. Don't you know three good words to use as money? More importantly, our water really doesn't cost money! Come on, drink a bottle first, and I'll get it later!"

Wang Gang took the water, unscrewed it and came to the sky.

"Your water is really worth money! Why didn't you say it earlier? I would have asked you to help me get a few bottles!"

"Oh, I'm still blaming me. Every day when I come back, I throw it on my bed. Can you blame me if you don't take it yourself?"

"Did you say that I'll drink it and you come back and ask, I'm not ashamed enough!"

"You underestimate us Northeastern men, unlike you stingy guys! Your water doesn't cost money. Don't worry, I'll get you one in the warehouse later. I'll really convince you. I live with the one in the warehouse and make myself like this! Go to bed quickly!"

Wang Gangbian looked at Brother Longhai very gratefully, and felt a little embarrassed.

"Thank you, I remember your love. I will call me next time I go to the city and I will definitely thank you!"

"Why are you so ingenious? You are even worse than our Northeastern women! If that happens, you won't think of drinking water!"

When they said this, both of them laughed. Wang Gang got into the bed, thinking that the problem of drinking water was finally solved, and he fell asleep in a short while!
Chapter completed!