The next morning, Wang Gang fell asleep and found that there was indeed a box of mineral water under the bed. He wanted to say thank you to Brother Changfa, but was afraid that he would criticize him for 2 to 0 again, so he smiled at the other person and finally ran to the measuring room. After copying the parameters, he did not return to the house, but ran to the sand dune in front of the station. Because of the last painful lesson, he just climbed up the relatively close dune and sat on the sand, thinking that nature was really magical. Unexpectedly, there was natural gas under the stretched dune, which was a miracle. Suddenly, he kicked his feet and fired a grass that could not be called famous. Looking at the sticky sand and soil under the floating sand, he smiled bitterly, thinking that it seemed that it was water that created it, a miracle of life! No wonder big cities generally choose to have big rivers around big rivers!

Sitting for a while, my eyes hurt so much. Wang Gang patted the sand on his butt, and hummed a small song and thought about the braised pork in the cafeteria at noon, and walked towards the house. But who knew that he had just entered the door and found these guys, since they were miraculously sitting on the bed chatting, dared to send a cigarette to everyone. At this time, Brother Changfa, after lighting the cigarette

"Oh, you don't know that last time you chatted with a buddy, this guy got drunk too much and didn't keep the door in his mouth! Guess what they said?"

The two glared at each other, and the chubby master smiled badly.

"Can it be like what I said just now that the guy in our village ran to the pigpen when he got drunk. After going to the toilet, he lay in the pigpen, knelt down and kowtowed to the old sow, and said a master, I was wrong!"

"You are normal! That person who drinks has never made a fool of himself!"

Hearing this, Wang Gang smiled. Lipstick is a woman's ****. So wine is definitely an enduring **** for men, but it makes countless men embarrassed and difficult to speak. What's more, it leads to the destruction of family, separation of wives and children, and the death of prison and remorse for life! He was about to speak, but did he say that because everyone was talking about happy things, why didn't he bring up any pots? It swept everyone's interest.

"You are talking about drinking! I've really seen this fashionable one!"

Brother Long Hair glared at him first

"If what you said is not fun, then the three of us will give you some cooking wine!"

Wang Gang smiled and thought to myself that you can make cooking wine for me, so I will secretly give you ****, making you slowly feel uncomfortable in the desert.

"That's a must! It will definitely make your stomach hurt!"

"Don't you say that someone vomited and had stomach bleeding after drinking! Whoever was drinking and fighting and causing trouble! Or someone was drinking and drinking and fell asleep at the door of his house! These are all kinds of drinking and there is no new meaning. After you finish speaking, I'll tell you a classic!"

"Or why do you come first!"

"You are young, and the key is to throw away your bricks and attract jade!"

"Okay! I don't recognize people. I was also a buddy in middle school. Once we finished drinking at night. Because we were drinking beer, we had to go to the backyard to go to the bathroom, so we usually solved it under the electric pole in front of the hotel. But another guy drank about six or seven bottles, saying that he went out to let the water and we saw that he was in good condition, so he didn't care to continue to practice the alcohol order. But after more than ten or twenty minutes, it was his turn to obey, but the person had not come up yet. We were anxious and hurried down to see, guess what's wrong?"

Brother Long Hair smiled badly

"Tear the stockings of the restaurant owner?"

"Oh, look at your thoughts. At that time, we were still middle school students. Every day we thought about how to form cliques, how to smash golden flowers, and how to become the boss. We just thought women were troublesome!"

"Oh, don't say it anymore. You were still middle school students at that time. Then the one you just said was done by middle school students! They were like young and dandy disciples! Hurry up and say don't adjust your appetite at any time! You have not finished listening to your story, you have been swayed to death by you!"

Wang Gang pursed his lips

"When I went out, I saw this guy keep shouting, "Wait for me, let go, believe me or not, I will destroy you! Then if you don't let go, I will use the iron-headed skills to hit you to death! I ran to the front and grabbed it, but this guy came up and was just a thug!

It’s all right if you don’t help me, why are you pulling me?

You must not think of it. When I came to my senses, I found that he had put the water and tied his belt together with the telephone pole. He couldn't walk and pushed it far away. Finally, he became anxious! He started to fuck the telephone pole!"

Brother Long Hair is so happy

"You guys seem to be a bad temper! You have no hair!"

The fat master glared at him

"Don't interrupt and let's continue!"

Wang Gang threw a charming look at Brother Long Hair

"I didn't expect that after a person got drunk, his roots were like drunken, but they were extremely powerful. In the end, we had no choice but to call the boss out, two of us held our arms, two of us hugged our legs, and one of us untied the belt, and then we pulled this guy off the pole!

But no one expected that this guy untied it and touched the bump on his head while rushing towards the electric pole, holding it desperately, you are waiting!

We finally got him to the private room, but unexpectedly this guy fell asleep on the table!

Looking at the bumps on this guy's head, don't mention that we almost laughed to death!

Finally, the boss came in and told us

You are so young that you dare not drink like this. You can worry so much. If there is a steel bar on the electric pole, wouldn’t it be a big disaster! Don’t laugh and get drunk as soon as possible! It’s getting late and hurry up and go back to bed!

The next day, the guy got up, looked at the big bump on his forehead, got angry at us, saying that we were not authentic, and he was beaten like this because he was drunk and beat him like this, he was simply not a human!

In the end, we had no choice but to bring him there. We looked at the wires and he said nothing!”

At this time, Brother Long Hair could no longer hold back

"You are not fun! Brother now tells you something more fun than this!"

The fat master glanced at him

"Turn your tongue straight and say it! Don't just go to brother at any time!"

Hearing this, Wang Gang smiled and thought to himself that he was a happy couple. He couldn't find a house and thought very much! The two of them fought each other as soon as they met. Although Brother Changfa was good at talking, the fat master's fist was even more convincing. Brother Changfa glared at him.

"Okay! You are the old man, I can't afford to mess with you! Then let me tell you something more fun. That time, my buddies drank too much, and everyone bragged about how many women they had slept with and what kind of women they had seen, but a buddy next to me burped.

Don’t brag about being too taxed. Have you ever seen seasickness, motion sickness, or airsickness? Have you ever seen anyone with a dizziness?

I asked you to see it

How could I ask if I haven't seen it before

Then tell us how to make you dizzy

Once we drank two bottles of soju and had nothing to do to relax.

But when we negotiated the price and were about to enter and have fun

I heard a woman coming in from a friend's block

Your grandma, I have seen seasickness in so many years! Motion sickness! It's the first time I've seen a dizzy pussy! What do you think of my dirty stuff?

When I heard the quarrel, I quickly put on my pants and ran over to see it. I almost laughed to death

I saw that the girl's belly was full of wine, meat and food, lying on the bed and cursing! My buddy was even more fun, and kept saying that it was not intentional, it was really drunk too much, and it turned out like this when she was excited!

But the girl said you didn't mean it, you definitely mean it! What should I do now?

The guy said he bought clothes for others, and was watching the fun

But who knew that a few "bald strong men" came in and we didn't care at that time. We thought they were all from Northeast China and knew some tricks of things. However, after those people came over, they almost burst into laughter and cry after seeing it, and kept saying

Brother, I am so talented to give you guys, I've all drunk this way. Why don't you go back to bed quickly? Why are you doing here?

None of us spoke, because they should have made the conditions immediately, and as expected, one of them was older

We all came out to make a living. Seeing that you are not old and speak like our locals, you can tell me! How can you clean up this mess now

At this time, our buddy seemed to wake up after vomiting.

Oh! It's so embarrassing! Brother, you can do whatever you want

The middle-aged man smiled

You will know that you are shy, so you can only ask the girl to buy clothes, take a shower, and give some mental compensation. You can also go to the police station to sue you.

At that time, I saw that the guy's head fell off, and thought that everyone was dying from the light! But after all, it was too embarrassing to spread. If you say such a mistake, everyone is like eggplant with frost, so they don't have the mood to play, so they smiled.

Brother, I’m sorry! My buddy came out and wanted to relax. Who knew that when I was excited, I would be able to drink. Is this possible? I don’t want all the money for the five of us anymore. I really don’t have money on you, do you think it’s okay?

At this moment, the middle-aged man glanced at the middle-aged woman with heavy makeup next to him, and the woman stared at us.

I just went in and it wasn't there yet, and I just came out here!

In the end, the middle-aged man seemed to be very difficult to say, that's all, but don't do this again next time, hurry up and leave! We still have to do business!

Just after we came out, we squatted on the edge of the road and laughed wildly. The guy's face was flushed and kept smoking, and finally said

Oh! We are just a fool. The woman we put at home is embarrassing to come here. It would be great to buy half a penny of pork when we go home and let it stew while eating.

At that time, I was curious and wanted to know what was going on, so I asked.

Alas, okay, you didn’t hear the ancients say that a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as a steal? Now you regret it, and you can’t do anything! What’s going on!

OK, stop asking! I have been lucky enough for eight lifetimes. I have seen my wife! I have seen someone who looks like a butterfly! I have seen someone who looks like abalone! His uncle saw the fine product today, but he is actually a hairless person!

Just when Wang Gang was so impressed, the fat master stood up

Alas, you're so dizzy that you're going to make your braised abalone! Otherwise, it's time for someone to fire it later!

Brother Changfa suddenly became anxious. That was not me, but my friend!

OK, you are selling leeks without separate! Go away quickly!”

Finally, after everyone laughed wildly, they went to prepare lunch. Wang Gang was lying on the bed alone and thought that the next time would be fooled. Because the problem of drinking water was solved, he finally didn't have to count the princess drinking water all day. Not only could he eat well, sleep well, and play well, but he also chatted about dream interpretations of these Northeast buddies. There were only a few parameters every day, and he was admitted on time and on time. After that, everything would be fine. It was a life of a god!

However, on the seventh day, Wang Gang was preparing to sleep on the bed and suddenly heard someone asking in the corridor

"Master, is there a living in the house in front of us? The metrology handover officer in our factory?"

"Yes, I saw the last one just now!"

Hearing that someone from the factory came, Wang Gang got up, jumped off the bed shoes and had not put them on yet, so Xiao Niu pushed open the door.

"You boy is still sleeping!"

At this time, Wang Gang felt a little embarrassed

"Your wife and children are fine!"

I saw the calf rolling his eyes upwards

"Okay! Now we are all offering sacrifices at home like God!"

"As long as the person is fine, by the way, why are you here?"

"Oh, you finally remembered me, of course, just like you, I asked you to come up and reflect! But you may not have to come up in the future when you go back this time?"
Chapter completed!