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Chapter 130 Electric shock death

But neither of them spoke, but laughed at each other, thinking that this day was so good, and the cooperation was perfect! Wang Gang was like a ok, sitting in front of the beer box, opening the beer with his teeth, just when he had just opened four bottles.

Deng Long threw the snacks he bought in the afternoon at the front of the TV cabinet and placed the ashtray in front of the food bag.

"Come on, let's sit on the ground and have a good chat today!"

Wang Gang took a look and smiled. It seemed that everyone was in a good mood, so he kicked the wine box to the TV cabinet and sat next to Xiao Lu.

Deng Long saw that all the staff were in place and immediately raised the bottle.

"Then let's go first! I wish our Wang Dacaizi and my little apprentice a success!"

This is what the three of them put the wine bottle on their mouths, and the Adam's apple moved up and down, while Xiao Lu took a big sip

"Oh, I didn't expect that drinking beer in this winter is even more enjoyable than cold weather in hot weather!"

But after he finished speaking, no one was left, so he looked at him curiously, thinking that these guys should either go one or one bottle!

As a result, he guessed correctly. In just a few minutes, these guys all had their bottles facing up. Deng Long, who had recovered from his senses, saw Xiao Lu not drinking, but he looked like a frightened child, staring at him with his eyes wide open.

"Why don't you drink!"

Little Lu smiled

"I just burped, I'm slowing down for a while, and I'm ready to drink it now, but you've all finished drinking it. Master, you are so awesome!"

Deng Long smiled and said nothing. Fan Li glared at Wang Gang. What is this? If you Master Wang let go of drinking, he would be a "wine animal"! If you don't believe it, please watch someone perform for you and blow beer in seconds!"

Xiao Lu just put the beer bottle to his mouth and brought it down again

"It's true! When will the performance be performed? Otherwise I won't drink it first, and I'll drink it after watching it!"

Wang Gang kicked hard

"Okay, don't talk about me at any time! What do you mean by me? I'm a "wine animal", wine is the essence of food. Do you mean by eating grains and grains? What else do you mean by me "blowing beer in seconds"? Why don't you say you're a "two and a half seconds!"!"

Fan Li grinned and rubbed his ankle bones while shouting angrily

"Your mouth is kicked by the donkey. If you don't say anything, you can get your feet at any time!"

Deng Long smiled

"He was not kicked by a donkey. The donkey kicked you. Just drink well. Don't attack each other with personal verbal personal attacks, and don't allow forceful attacks, otherwise I will use the power of the wine commander!"

Xiao Lu was holding a bottle of wine in his hand, and smiled at Deng Long first, and then looked at Wang Gang very much.

"Master, how many seconds can you blow a bottle of beer? And Master Fan is so powerful that he can blow a whole bottle in two and a half seconds. Why don't he teach me!"

Wang Gang laughed when he heard this

"Hey, it won't work now! It may take more than ten or twenty seconds! But it must be opened in advance, why do you want to learn it?"

Xiao Lu was a little disappointed when he heard this

"Forget it! I want to learn faster, but I don't know if Master Fan, would you like to teach me?"

At this time, Fan Li's eyes were full of murderous aura. He glanced at Wang Gang fiercely, then quickly adjusted his expression and smiled at Xiao Lu. When his mouth had just moved slightly, he didn't expect that Wang Gang would speak first.

"Xiao Lu! I suggest you don't learn anymore, otherwise you will regret it because it's not good to be too fast, which will affect your health!"

Xiao Lu looked a little contemptuous, thinking that you are not as fast as others can drink. Who doesn’t know in the world? Of course, the faster you blow the bottle, the better. It’s not like drinking Wuliangye. You have to taste the year and type, but Wang Gang is a master after all

"Master Wang, why? The faster it is, the more lung capacity, the more powerful beer you drink?"

When Wang Gang heard this, he almost burst into tears.

"Little Lu! Do you know if it's not in three seconds?"

"Of course I know! I have it in the drawer now. Master, do you want to use it?"

"No! I just ask casually! Just know!"

Xiao Lu was a little depressed at this time. He thought that he was drinking and asked what three-second glue was, so he asked patiently.

"Master Wang, do you say it or not? What does three seconds of glue have to do with beer blowing for two and a half seconds?"

Fan Li saw Wang Gang laughing so strangely, so he quickly smiled at Xiao Lu.

"You go and get it for me for three seconds, I'll use it!"

"Master Fan, what do you want to stick to? After we drink, I will stick to you!"

"Okay then! You don't have to wait until you finish your drink! Now stick your Master Wang's mouth to me!"

Xiao Lu looked at Fan Li in surprise

"That can't be stuck to the meat, and the roots cannot be removed unless you tear off the skin, and then Master Wang praised you for your great beer, why are you sticking to someone's mouth so hard! I won't give it to you!"

Fan Li smiled at this time

"Okay! Who told me that I am not a master? Then I'll ask you a question!"

Xiao Lu smiled embarrassedly, thinking that they are all his master's brothers. If anyone offends, they will offend him. It's better to be a bad person.

"Master Fan, look at what you said, just say it! You are all the brothers of the master. Could it be that you don't want me to be your apprentice, I'm too ignorant, or I'm still disliked me, my hands are clumsy and my mouth is stupid! If you have any questions, just ask me casually, it's like a court hearing!"

Deng Long glanced at Fan Li, but Fan Li pretended not to see him

"Xiao Lu! You are very knowledgeable. Have you ever seen any dog ​​spitting out ivory in his mouth?"

As soon as Xiao Lu listened to the words, he thought that he couldn't get involved with the master for the time being, so he would have fun with Master Fan.

"Master Fan, don't tease me! I've never seen a dog's mouth grow ivory! But I've talked about the winter melon vine, and cucumbers are formed! Watermelon! Little melon! I've also heard people say that sometimes people's intestines are broken, and there is no way to replace them with dog intestines! Why, Master Fan, you've seen a dog's mouth grow ivory! Then this dog is valuable!"

This is, Wang Gang and Deng Long lay on the ground with a smile. Xiao Lu pretended to be innocent and scratched his head. Fan Li couldn't smile bitterly. He looked at Xiao Lu and finally gave up his breath.

"If you don't tear off the wine properly, you won't be afraid of lying on the ground. Rheumatism will hurt you so much!"

Wang Gang started to do it and said while holding the wine

"Hey, rural kids have been sleeping in kangs since they were napping! What's more, the floor heating here is warmer than my kangs, so it makes you troubled! You said that dogs have ivory in their mouths, where did you see them? I haven't seen them, but I've seen people have dog teeth in their mouths! Xiao Lu doesn't believe it, look at your Master Fan's two teeth, it looks like dog teeth!"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Lu really took a look at it.

"Master Wang, you're talking nonsense. Master Fan is not called Dog Ya, but the one is called Buck Ya! Or Tiger Ya! I heard that the man with this tooth is more beautiful than the other. It seems that Master Fan is very lucky!"

Wang Gang hummed

"You Master Fan is indeed very lucky! But it's not interesting!"

Xiao Lu was excited when he heard this. Just now he was about to ask what was going on, Fan Li shouted

"Do you still drink it? Just drink it well, so much nonsense! If you don't drink it, you'll get over it. Why isn't you spend a hundred thousand dollars here?"

Hearing this, Deng Long sat up, looked at the strange expressions of the three people, and smiled bitterly

"You can't drink well! Look at the hair on the corners of your mouth! Then why can we reunite one of you today!"

Wang Gang and the other three looked at each other and were about to talk, but Deng Long said

"I will make the decision on my territory!"

Wang Gang glared

"Don't forget! Sorry, I don't know the numbers! Don't forget, there is also a destiny!"

Deng Long smiled like these three tiger-watching Dandandans

"Don't be nervous! That man has no hair on his lips! I just said less than a word!"

Van Li refuted

"The one on the mouth is a beard! Not the hair in the crotch!"

Deng Long found that this guy was simply unreasonable and he was tangled up. He thought that the other person who was sitting was not good, and nonsense might not lose to anyone.

"Okay, I would like to ask Engineer Fan's son, his hair, beard, and the hair in the crotch you mentioned, their composition is the same? The essence is the same? Can you blame them if you grow the wrong place? Is it interesting to be so petty? You Zhu Bajie wears glasses, why are you pretending to be an intellectual!"

Xiao Lu glanced at Wang Gang and wanted to adjust the atmosphere quickly, but Wang Gang seemed to have vision malfunction and could not see anything, but in fact he knew better than anyone else. Who would speak or be unlucky? I, Xiao Lu, was really

"Two masters, please don't fight! In fact, the human body is a combination of carbon elements! The essence is the same!"

Fan Li took off his glasses and threw them on the table

"I was bullied in a ragged glasses since I was bullied in the afternoon. Why did you drink ink more than me for a few years? You seem to be omnipotent? You are all wearing pig noses and pretending to be onion! Since you are a rough man, let's talk with wine!"

Xiao Lu blushed and said nothing, and looked at the master with his eyes flashing a few times. Deng Long immediately became excited when he heard about drinking. He thought that although he was timid and afraid of anything, he was not afraid of drinking and losing his life. So he smiled

"Okay! Then let's just leave!"

But when he just finished drinking, Xiao Lu quickly lit a cigarette for the masters. Seeing that the atmosphere gradually became harmonious, he still couldn't help but ask Wang Gang curiously.

"Master Wang, Master Fan doesn't let me say it, then just give it a message. What does it mean to have two and a half seconds!"

Wang Gang wanted to laugh when he heard these words

"Forget it! I won't say it anymore, so I'll save some people from sticking my mouth in three seconds!"

"Hahaha, it's okay! There is no glue in my house at all. Please tell me something about it!"

I saw Fan Li staring at him with a slight pain in his shoulder, thinking that the opportunity has come, although we can't beat it, rumors can also make people live a life worse than death

"Two and a half seconds actually means that I just went up, one or two were over! Go to bed!"
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