Chapter 131 Burning a Bowl of Sangzi Noodles
Xiao Lu's eyes were wide open, and he said to Fan Li very seriously.
"Master, this is a disease! Now I'm young now and I'm still anxious to see it!"
Hearing Xiao Lu say this, Wang Gang and Deng Long were choked at almost the same time, and Fan Li gritted his teeth.
"Why do you know everything? It turns out that it's only two and a half seconds! But why don't I know!"
Wang Gang knew that Xiao Lu would definitely be able to speak, so he deliberately told Fan Li very sympathetically.
"Oh! Don't be embarrassed! Who would like to get this disease? But Xiao Lu is right. We are still young now, hurry up and have a good look!"
Little Lu smiled
"Master Fan, don't be embarrassed! People are under too much pressure in their work and life now, and this disease is really common! Otherwise, try folk remedies, it seems that eating ants is OK!"
Fan Li continued to grit his teeth
"Oh! I can't drink this wine tonight! A half-minded person is almost going crazy, and he actually said I was two and a half seconds, not even three seconds! Then another half-minded person asked me to eat ants! I'll hit someone if I drink it again!"
Deng Long found something was wrong, so he pulled Fan Li down and asked very much.
"Oh! You're not true, it's only a few seconds each time!"
Fan Li punched Deng Long in the stomach
"Does it hurt? How about the strength? Do you still ask?"
Deng Long grinned and covered his stomach
"You are the uncle, you said it for less than three seconds! Can you blame me for this?"
Fan Li raised his fist and prepared to let Deng Long feel it. When he was in his physical condition, Deng Long smiled bitterly.
"Okay! You're a golden gun! I won't say it!"
Wang Gang saw that Fan Li started to move, so he smiled and told Xiao Lu.
"See if you ask again? Is your master beaten? Forget it, let's not talk about it anymore. Only my confidant knows your hardships! Then I will mention one too, and the deep feelings will be boring! I will do it first!"
At this time, the few of them started to blow at the bottle again. But when Wang Gang was halfway through drinking, he thought that the food and drink for the night were all the brothers, and he asked others to help him, and he didn't show any signs of cigarettes. He seemed a little kind. Besides, he let these two guys ravaged him for so long, and Fan Li had become "two and a half seconds". So he pretended to have something to do, went up to get the charger, ran downstairs quickly, and carried another box, but when he came in, Xiao Lu was a little angry.
"Sir Wang, what are you doing? The wine tonight is mine! Since you have carried it, you must take the money!"
Wang Gang smiled
"Oh! Look at what you said! It's really hurting your feelings when you can talk about money. It's okay for everyone to be the same!"
At this time, Fan Li seemed to have come alive
"Oh! It's okay! Today, you Master Wang is in a happy mood when you are happy. Since you buy it, drink it!"
Xiao Lu smiled and took out a cigarette to send to everyone, but a pack of cigarettes was only twenty after all, and he sent three masters, and he didn't have it anymore. When he was about to get the cigarette, Wang Gang found that the opportunity had come.
"What are you doing!"
Xiao Lu shook the cigarette box in his hand
"Go and get a pack of cigarettes, let's smoke!"
"It's okay, you sit down first! We bought four packs, these two packs have not been opened yet!"
Deng Long glared
"You kid just loses at all!"
Wang Gang smiled
"The key is that I'm afraid of being poor! There are no white flour buns now, who would like to eat sorghum wreaths!"
Fan Li glanced at him
"You have already given us the cigarette, so whether to remove it or not is our own business!"
"Haha, no one forces you to dismantle it! If you think you are pretending to be a cigarette and keep smoking your apprentice cigarette, it is appropriate or comfortable, then you keep pretending!"
Deng Long took out the cigarette without saying a word and quickly took it apart
"Oh! I bought the cigarette just for everyone to smoke it, I smoke it!"
Fan Li glared at Deng Long, a fence-headed man, then took out his bag and threw it at the snacks. He had no place to vent his anger and shouted at Wang Gang.
"You bought the cigarette, and you feel uncomfortable if you don't finish smoking! You buy it now and don't let people drink it wherever you put it. Are you going to carry it down and return it, or are you going to carry it up and drink it alone!"
Hearing this, Wang Gang smiled and quickly gave Fan Li a bottle
"I saw that Mr. Fan is short of alcohol in his stomach! No problem!"
Fan Li took the bottle of wine, and it was like drinking water. In a short while, one bottle was finished! Wang Gang looked at Fan Li's face flushed, thinking that the drinker was irritated and felt uncomfortable. In addition, he drank so quickly, two more bottles would be almost done! At this time, he saw Deng Long's look of a villain, stretching his legs, holding a stick in the corner of his mouth, allowing smoke to wander around the fleshy face!
Wang Gang smiled, quickly bit open three more bottles, winked at Xiao Lu, but then again, the boy saw that he was very kind and could see through the wine bottle.
"Master, come and I'll give you one!"
Deng Long seemed to be on TV in "Bright Sword", Li Yunlong fired a cannon and exploded the county town. He had just married a kang on the city tower, but his wife who had not taken off his shoes, and the sound of the cannons made his ears deaf, and his mouth was as sharp as a rotten apricot. At this time, Xiao Lu held the wine bottle awkwardly. Wang Gang was a little anxious, but now he knew that the three masters said that they would definitely drink first when they talked first, so he quickly gave him a look. Fan Li smiled knowingly, and his heart was put into his stomach. Then he saw that Fan Li stretched out his legs and kicked Deng Long's ankle, and Deng Long hugged his feet.
"It's so unlucky to sit in front of you! Can you pick up a place with a lot of meat when you kick someone? If you kick this dry bone, you won't be afraid of hurting your feet!"
Fan Li puts his legs away
"Then what you mean, now you make up for your sexy *******, and you won't hurt anymore, right?"
Deng Long immediately stretched his hands to Fan Li's legs
"Boy, don't be arrogant! If you have the ability, please touch your grandpa again! Believe it or not, and let your legs go for a month, and you want to get rid of thousands of miles!"
Fan Li smiled
"Slowly lay your legs flat!"
At this time, Deng Long hurriedly hugged his feet again
"Preserve your little hoof and kick people around for no reason. Be careful that I chop it up and make it into stewed pig's trotters, and make it a cushion for Wang Gang's wife!"
Fan Li heard the opportunity
"It's okay, I'm willing to touch you, the broken thing with corny faces on it! Look at what Xiao Lu is doing!"
Wang Gang pretended to hear that he didn't hear anything, but he knew that Deng Long was also a grasshopper in autumn, so he asked him to jump first. Deng Long smiled and glared at Wang Gang and Fan Li fiercely.
"I'm not deaf, of course I know what he's doing!"
Fan Li smiled
"I heard it, then you mean you don't want to eat a toast and drink it! You still don't want to drink it with your apprentice at all!"
Deng Long looked at Xiao Lu with a little embarrassed look
"Oh, I can't bear to look at him and let someone use it as a gun!"
Wang Gang gave Fan Li another look, and saw Fan Li pick up the bottle
"Okay, I'll go alone with you. You won't think that I'm also called a gun!"
Deng Long's face turned purple at that time. There was no way that everyone was a brother in the same trench, so the two of them raised the bottle and fucked! After drinking, Fan Li wiped the beer foam at the corner of his mouth, and gave Wang Gang a look.
Wang Gang was very happy and gave Fan Li a look again, thinking that it was time to appear by himself
"Mr. Deng, what's the point of letting Xiao Lu let him dry and dry it all the time!"
Deng Long smiled
"Prince, the protagonists who appeared in the end! What do you mean by that!"
Wang Gang smiled and thought to himself that this guy is really worthy of being a very smart old fox, but no matter how cunning the fox is, he can't escape the eyes of a good hunter, and he can't escape the gun in his hand.
"Hahaha, look at you drinking and you are still doing this channel. How much can I have? I just think your apprentice is particularly boring! Otherwise, let Xiao Lu put it down first, and the young man's arms are sore. He really vented his anger on other people's dolls, and he didn't feel sorry at all!"
When Xiao Lu was about to put it down, Deng Long blocked it
"Don't worry, learn the routine first! Prince, since Mr. Fan has gone with me, we two old brothers, why can't we leave one!"
Hearing this sentence, Wang Gang's eyes almost fell out, and then he quickly returned to normal. He thought that this guy had invested a lot, but drinking according to the routine was like marching and fighting. The enemy suffered one thousand damage to himself and eight hundred of them, so he smiled.
"Okay! But I'm half a bottle, of course I can't touch you. Come and I'll take one bottle! Let's go!"
The two people raised the wine bottle, and with a bang, there were two empty bottles on the ground! At this time, Xiao Lu was still holding the wine bottle and looked at Deng Long anxiously. Because Deng Long had already eaten two bottles in just a few minutes, he was a little anxious whether he would broadcast the live broadcast. Deng Long smiled
"It's okay, we are all at the level of wine lees! It's soaked in the wine jar! Let's see what I'm doing to dismantle the wine!"
I saw Xiao Lu put the beer on the ground, picked up everyone and jumped! Jump! Jump! Three bottles of wine were ready, and Wang Gang was shocked.
"Boy, you are so awesome. Why don't you take it out early with this skill? It makes my teeth hurt and hurt this time!"
Deng Long proudly squirted about everyone
"Nonsense, do you think it's your brain! Xiao Lu, do you understand it? You have to learn to toast and try your best to drink less. Don't just rush forward when you fool me. Now pick up your wine and touch the three of us!"
Wang Gang and Fan Li smiled, their hearts were like a mirror. Even if you can drink it, you can drink three bottles of beer within ten minutes. Even if your stomach can hold it, your urine bubble is not a balloon, so the four of them bang again! Just as Wang Gang put the bottle, Deng Long slowly stood up.
"I'll put some water!"
When he met Fan Li, he found that there was no sign of drinking at the root. Wang Gang's eyes turned and saw the ash on Fan Li's hand, and he smiled happily
"Xiao Lu, go and see your master!"
Chapter completed!