Fan Li's eyes turned around

"You bitch, have you come here to cheer me up?"

Wang Gang just lit a cigarette and choked to death

"Your uncle! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin and he doesn't know the good people's hearts. We are now grasshoppers on a rope. How could I go better than you? Why did his uncle behave? He doesn't feel hurt when he speaks while standing!"

"Aren't you so angry that you haven't collected it yet? Tomorrow, you can bring a car and come back for a long time. Not to mention the landfill exposed pipelines. Even if you come here to collect the corpse, you may have already collected it!"

However, Wang Gang looked at Fan Li's disdainful expression and couldn't figure it out.

"Brother, why are you like a ok?"

This guy smiled

"What does it have to do with me if I continue to raise my illness?"

"Are you doing well?"

"My brain is not good, but at least I'm all in it, not half of it!"

"You usually turn a blind eye to your illness. Now that the manager is angry, you really think there is an airtight wall in the world! I suggest that if someone calls you tomorrow, you bandage the wound and follow it!"

"You're OK, don't give me all the bad ideas! What can I do if I go with a patient?"

After looking at the sky outside the window, Wang Gang was a little anxious

"Okay, you, a conspirator, don't want to argue, and it's a special situation. Because you have a hand injury, you can't work! If you don't go, it's an attitude problem. The manager checks the dormitory well and must be rectified. If you want to be established as a typical example, you can just fight and try the manager's knife! And you also think about whether to continue pretending to be sick or not to play with personalized people, expose your true face and sing "Lonely Sand Clothes" in the desert! Mr. Fan, think, I'm leaving!"

"What are you doing?"

"Of course I'm going to have a meal and show my face in the unit canteen. I won't know the manager that day!"

"Wait a minute, I'll take my clothes!"

"No hurry, I'll go over and change my shoes!"

Wang Gang just put on his shoes when he went back to the house, but he didn't expect that Fan Li was already dressed neatly at the door.

"Can you hurry up? Why are you so silly like a woman?"

Hearing Fan Li say this, Wang Gang stamped his feet on the ground

"Oh, how can you compare with your eldest son Fan? Not only is the speed of turning against each other faster than reading books, but the speed of wearing clothes and tearing socks is unprecedented. If you are hungry, go quickly, I didn't stop you!"

"It's so hard to talk to you bitch! Hurry up! Otherwise, I'll eat it, and the noodle soup will be poured into the sewer!"

Wang Gang smiled bitterly

"Don't you feel hungry if you don't eat for three days? What's the hurry?"

Seeing that Wang Gang had cleaned up, Fan Li pinched Wang Gang's neck.

"You boy is slim!"

While begging for mercy, Wang Gang took out a cigarette and handed Fan Li a little. The two of them were as kind as if they were born to a mother. They walked towards the cafeteria talking and laughing. After dinner, Fan Li stayed in the house for a while. Because one of them likes to listen to music and the other likes to watch cartoons, the negotiations ended in vain. He stood up angrily.

"I just know to stare at you all day, your mothers are on TV, taking off their clothes and twisting their butts, who do they know you!"

Wang Gang smiled bitterly

"You are not much better than me. You stayed in a cartoon all day long and were so happy that I bought you a bottle tomorrow, and you hang it on your neck to eat and watch it!"

Only when he heard the sound of the door being dropped, Wang Gang turned his eyes upwards, lit a cigarette with disdain, and sang "Sad Pacific" along the TV. He didn't know if he actually fell asleep!

But when he was sleeping soundly, the sound of text messages from his mobile phone forced him to open his eyes and open a crack. He took it into his hand and immediately became energetic. His eyes were like pigeon eggs, but he didn't see them. It was written on the big screen.

"Boy, why did the phone hang up and disappear? Will you be flirting again?"

Wang Gang smiled

"I don't want to disappear either. The key is that I'm afraid of your mother now!"

"Did you lose your skin if you don't clean it for three days?"

"Haha, I've already hanged to the ground with loose skin, because I don't know how long you've disappeared. To be honest, I'm really itchy. Why don't you buy a ticket now and come to Inner Mongolia to tighten the screws!"

"Oh, you really deserve to be a liberal arts student. Now you have played word games with me, a high-level science student. Now my sister will tell you that it's not that my sister has disappeared, but that my sister is holding a kite string in her hand, but she doesn't know where the kite flies!"

"Oh, a woman who studies science is already very good at it. In addition, you are still a top student, so forget it! I surrender, I hope you can keep people under the knife, and I will talk about everything after I see you!"

"This is almost the same! Then tell me what I have been doing during this period, why do you suddenly care so much about whether I can cook?"

"What else can I do if you say I don't go to work?"

"I hope you'll be honest. When I get angry, it's too late for you to regret it!"

“Why?”

"Because there is no regret medicine in the world! If you say it or not, I will blacklist you if you don't say it!"

At this time, Wang Gang lit a cigarette and knew that this guy usually did what he said. Now he finally tied the kite to the thread in his hand again. When the thread was thrown, it would be completely broken into a kite with a broken thread, and he could never find it again. At this time, he smiled bitterly. Unexpectedly, on Kongtong Mountain, the marriage was written by the lottery in the imperial palace. He thought it was a radio wave, but he didn't expect it to be a kite line with it.

"Okay! God's will cannot be violated! I will give it all!"

I saw Liu Xia smiled

"Why did you do something bad? I received punishment from God. I gave you a dream last night, so that you would be more dedicated to me. Don't fish for three days and dry the net for two days, otherwise you will be punished by God!"

"Oh, are you listening to the stories that God cannot disobey, or do I always explain why I can't find it!"

"I want to listen to both!"

Wang Gang looked at the time and it was already past ten o'clock

"No, I have to go to work tomorrow. If I don't have a good rest, there will be trouble!"

"Okay, then let's first listen to why you suddenly disappeared during this period of time and have done something that I'm sorry for me!"

"Oh, what can I do to be sorry for you? Besides, even if I have the courage, I don't have this heart! Don't you know that you are the only one in my heart!"

"I usually think you have honey on your mouth, but today I feel like you are applying feces on your mouth! It smells so bad! Just explain honestly!"

"Oh, what can I do to sorry for you? This is nmg, not yn Spring City! Every day I smoke a cigarette, I wish I could wear a military coat and wrap it out! I don't use my phone inside. The most fatal thing is that there is no signal in the desert. I have to run to a large sand dune far away to make a call with you. If you are convenient, I can say a few words. If you are inconvenient, I can only run back. But the worst thing is that I have called it a few times, and it is inconvenient for you!"

"Oh! Look, it's pitiful. When you say this, it seems that your place is even colder than our Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! Could it be that I wronged you? Yes, you did call a few times, and I said it was inconvenient. That's because we were taking the exam. If the classes were gone, not only the most important thing was that the qualification for the scholarship was cancelled. You said there was no scholarship, and I didn't eat or drink in my school, so you would still raise it!"

"Okay! It's my greatest honor to be able to raise you! The implication is that you are ready to be my wife!"

"Sorry, you're thinking too much! This seems to have nothing to do with being a wife or not! Could it be that as long as you spend money on a man and you have to marry him, our school will have already become nursery and obstetrics and gynecology departments. The most important thing is that you and me are just the most ordinary netizens! It's too early to talk about marriage, in other words, the possibility is almost zero!"

Although Wang Gang felt a little cold when he saw this, he knew that women like to talk nonsense the most, so he smiled

"This is not just almost zero! As long as you are not zero, I am willing to put in a million efforts. Sooner or later, I will make you willing to be my wife!"

"Okay, the more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes! Hurry up and ask if you have been looking for flowers and asking about willows recently! I've asked all of you, there are many beautiful girls from PetroChina!"

"Oh, really not! Haven't you heard that we, PetroChina, have always regarded being honest people, and to be honest and doing honest things as the basic principle of being a human being? You are saying that if that girl has no brains, she will ask me for money! If she doesn't have a look, what do you do except being a man?"

At this time, Wang Gang found that he had dug a big hole for himself. Unfortunately, when he wanted to delete it, he couldn't send it successfully! Just when he regretted it, Liu Xia's text message had already come.

"Then do you mean my mind is in the water?"

Wang Gang was so happy when he saw this. It seems that this is not only because he likes to sell himself unconsciously when he is hot, but also Liu Xia, who is known as a talented female science student, has also started selling herself.

"How come your mind is filled with water? Even if it is filled with water, you still have a way to use your science knowledge to make it dry quickly!"

"Okay, forget it if you don't say it! The forced melon is not sweet! I won't tell you anymore. A text message costs one cent, which is easy to deal with, but if you continue to tell you, when will I sell myself? I will also count the money for you and have a break early!"

"Oh, you said why do I need to lie to you? We are just the most common netizens who told you. Even if I looked for someone outside, I would have no impact or meaning, because you didn't take me seriously at all. I haven't seen you send me a few text messages for such a long time! If there were indeed, I would have told you now, because I don't like eating what's in the bowl, looking at the pot, and looking at the growing of the ground!"

"What are you doing?"
Chapter completed!