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Chapter 149

"It makes sense to hear you say this. We have been two of us for more than a year and have never even met each other. It's very exaggerating to think about it! I really don't know what the two of us are doing! Well, I'm just believing in you once. When I have the chance and find a more suitable one, I kicked you, the one who is full of train running! Tell me, what's going on when you call this afternoon!"

Here, Wang Gang smiled again, thinking that they were both "Liu Yishou Hotpot"! But now he has an invisible and intangible spiritual sustenance, even if he is deceiving himself, at least in the late night, he still has an imaginary goal.

"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't say it. Today, I almost lost my life in order to eat your sauce noodles! You really know how to cook! Can you make sauce noodles?"

"Don't talk about food for now, why can you almost get your life if you go to work?"

"When you went to work today, didn't you say you could cook? I thought you would cook for me in the future!"

"Stop talking! Talking about the key points!"

"Today I went to work to collect gas samples! I wanted to come back early, and forgot to close the valve when I went back, so I prepared to remove the pressure gauge! If the webmaster hadn't stopped it in time, you might have really never seen me in this life!"

"Oh! Isn't it just a valve closed? Is it as serious as you said? I often forgot to turn off the faucet, nor did I see a flood at home, nor did I have any life worries about me! Just continue making it up! I thought it was your natural gas station that exploded, and I was curious how you escaped!"

At this time, Wang Gang felt that the opportunity had come. He said it was dangerous to an outsider. He didn't just let him say it casually. Of course, the more mysterious it is, the better the more exaggerated it is.

"Oh! I'm still alive for your blessings, so I'll smoke a cigarette first! You don't know if you hadn't prayed for me, that gas-gathering station would have almost exploded!"

"The tongue is straight! Say it well!"

“You know how much pressure we are on?”

"How big can it be? The largest is just the size of the water pump! One pumps water and the other pumps the air, how big can it be!"

"I'll clarify it to you first! The water pump is a fake pumping! But natural gas is not pumped with a pump! It's a complicated process! Because of the complexity, our pipeline pressure is a world of difference compared to the water pump pressure!"

"Okay! Be careful to brag about heaven, you won't get out then! Tell me how much, I want to hear the difference!"

“5 MPa!”

"What's wrong! There are less than ten people who are fussing?"

"sister!"

"Oh! I'm so good at screaming! I scream again!"

"Oh! I'll convince you! Tell you this way! 5mpa is nearly fifty kilograms of force, which means that a square centimeter will bear 500 kilograms of force. You are a science subject, so you should know what that power means to an ordinary person!"

"Nonsense! Of course I know! Then why do you knowingly commit it!"

"Didn't you miss you so much?"

"Stop talking! Don't be careless when you go to work in the future! By the way, what will your leaders deal with you in the end!"

"You don't care about this, it's already done! Our manager doesn't know yet!"

"Don't you know that there are no airtight walls in the world?"

"Don't worry, there will be a road before the car arrives at the mountain. Let's talk about it when you know it!"

"Okay! You always say this, is it okay?"

"It's okay! The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge!"

"Hate! I won't tell you anymore! Be careful when you go to work in the future!"

"Hey! This is probably more difficult!"

"Why! I'm afraid you're careful when working, I'm not asking you to go up to the mountain of swords and fall into the sea of ​​fire! How difficult is it! Tell me out and listen!"

"As the saying goes, you need to be a Lingren!"

"Hahaha, then you go find your bell tier! I'm going to bed!"

"Hey, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep for the time being!"

“Why?”

"Because I thought about it, it was because of you saying you could cook for the whole day, which led to my thoughts being broken! So for such a problem to appear again, can you tell me now what kind of food you can cook!"

"Okay then! But you have to answer me a question first!"

"No problem, just ask!"

"Why do you care so much? Can I cook?"

"Because I'm a foodie!"

"But I won't do it for you, so you don't have this blessing. Why do you do so much trouble? It's better to give your true purpose, so it's best to honestly explain it!"

"I just care whether you will go back to cook!"

"Are you hungry?"

"I'm very full!"

"Then you're sick!"

"I'm not only not sick, but also very healthy!"

"Why is that?"

"Have you heard any words? If you want to grasp a man's heart, you must make him full!"

"Oh, this is the first time I have heard of it. I have never thought about grabbing your heart! Why do you have to find a way to make you full? Since you say that, what should you do if you want to grab a woman's heart?"

Wang Gang smiled bitterly, this question is very simple

"Of course, it's also to let her eat enough!"

"You guy is too bad! If you let a woman become a fat man, you will miss fewer people. The problem is that this may not be true, because even if you get her, you will never get her heart!"

"I just expressed that there was a problem. Women let men eat full, meaning they eat full through their mouths! And men just change places, making her feel satisfied and not hungry!"

"Is there anything else to eat besides your mouth?"

Wang Gang smiled

"Of course, there is a difference between men and women, so the feeding places will naturally be different! But this question is more sensitive, I can't answer it for the time being! If you want to know the specific details, you can only tell you slowly when you meet in the future!"

"You hate it! I won't tell you that your phone is out of battery! Be careful when you go out to work in the future! Good night!"

Wang Gang was stunned for a while after reading the text message, thinking that this guy seemed to be a person with a story. He could even figure it out so implicitly!

It seems that each other has been hungry for so many years, just like the former postman, wearing green clothes all day! He wears a green hat and a green bag, and delivers letters and newspapers to the artillery every day. Looking at the bright cannon barrel, he can only see and listen to the sounds!

Finally, Wang Gang smiled bitterly. Although feeding is crucial! But at this moment, for the two young people, it is a torment! Besides, the far water cannot relieve near thirst. If you continue, you will have a circle of blisters on your mouth the next day, that would be really not worth it!

But, maybe it's too excited! Maybe it's too sad! Maybe it's too lonely! Wang Gang folded the pillow and put it under his neck too narrow! It's too low to lay it flat! It's too hot to cover the quilt! It's too cold to wrap it in a ball without covering it and hugging the younger generation! Anyway, I just can't sleep!

There was no way! He lit another cigarette and began to think about whether he had a dream? What is a dream? He thought about it more and more like a pupa that was bound by himself!

In high school, my first love that didn’t know how to love and die was like being trapped in a cocoon made by myself. I could only wait to return to nature before I could be reborn!

The unrequited love a few days ago with Sun Ping was like a moth pursuing dreams and lights. In the end, I chose to lose my wings and the lights of life, and used a miserable ending and ruthless ashes to commemorate my former dreams, awakening the foolish people who were basking in the sun!

Although my online relationship with Liu Xia is far away from the fantasy, but compared to moths, I have experienced the hardships and pains of breaking out of the cocoon and rebirth, but because there is a little more color on my wings, the butterflies are much luckier!

Because it can dance in the colorful flowers while bathing in the sun, rain and dew, pursue its dreams! Enjoy the magic of nature! Unfortunately, if the butterfly's wings stick to the soil, everything can only be a beautiful legend!!

You can also imagine any female star as your own Liu Xia, designing your own love trajectory completely according to the legendary and beautiful love story! Then you will do your best to complete this perfect journey, but if you encounter explicit reality and ruthless survival rules, then your love with Liu Xia can only stay in online love!

At this time, Wang Gang lit another cigarette! The dream is really too far away! One is bound to itself and destroyed! A moth flew into a fire! One is rained! One is urine is wiped out! But at the same time it proves that success is not the end! Failure is not the end! So any result is just a node in the journey of life!

At this time, Wang Gang got up in the toilet and was about to loosen his stomach as soon as possible. Suddenly, he smiled proudly when he saw the remote control on the table!

At this time, he remembered the helplessness and hatred when Fan Li went out, but this was exactly the expression Wang Gang liked to see the most, because he was the manager who said that the person who had normal work arrangements was the same. Thinking about the experience of the line patrol, let alone going into the desert, even if he was asked to walk a little into the heart of the desert, he felt his throat smoke! His feet were hot! His back was chilling!

What's more, in this weather, we carry shovels to fill the pipelines at more than ten degrees below zero, and even if we don't do anything, standing in the desert is enough to let the flowers in the greenhouse have a beautiful drink! If they are all socialist successors, continue to carry forward the fine tradition of hard struggle, roll up their sleeves and work hard! That's better!

Watching the fun, I was trembling with my legs! My legs were trembling! I felt angry and unhappy when I was working! My eyes were straight! When the time came, it was better to fight again. Hurry up and take a look at the free "Xinlongmen Inn" and tell them that you, the old men, are outside all day long, and it is very hard to sleep in the open. Your money was not given by the state for free, but you, the old men, did your work for you, and you lie in the bed to collect the money for you, the old men!

Thinking of this, Wang Gang was angry and relieved! But his current main task was to go to bed! So he quickly solved the problem of water and fire, and never dared to smoke again!

Because I get drunk, my stomach feels uncomfortable! I get drunk with cigarettes and feels uncomfortable! Not to mention falling asleep quickly! Stay up for tomorrow's work!
Chapter completed!
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